Adventure Time

Clams and rappin'.

Doesn't get any better than this, right, Phoebe?

It's actually my first Clam Rap.

Boom!

Princess, what you got?

Yeah, dump it in, stir it up.

Hello there, young lady.

I heard you lay down some serious rhymes earlier.

My card.

Victor Marilyn?

I'm a talent scout by trade

and, uh...

And I'd love to book you for a big-time rap battle next week...

Rap Fest Aid.

Whoa.

I've never heard of Rap Fest Aid.

It sure sounds like the big time.

But before I can book you anywhere,

I'm gonna have to have you sign some waivers and release forms.

Boilerplate stuff.

Don't bother reading it.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll get this paperwork processed,

and we'll be in business.

Toronto!

Yes, it's me!

And I'm making my move from second banana to top dog.

As stated in the contract that you just signed,

if you lose Rap Fest Aid,

the Fire Kingdom becomes my property.

What?!

Aw, don't worry. Look at this mug.

You could out-rap him any day of the week.

Oh, you won't be facing me.

You'll have to beat the most gifted rapper of our time.

Son of Rap Bear!

See you in a week.

- Son of Rap Bear? - Son of Rap Bear?

I wonder if he's any relation to Rap Bear.

Rap Bear lives in there?

It's surprisingly nice.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rap Bear.

What happened?

My son and I were having Sunday dinner.

We were lightly rapping back and forth.

It turned into a rap battle.

He threw out rhyme after rhyme.

I couldn't keep up.

You got beat by your own son?

Are his rap powers that much greater than yours?

Yes.

Why are you asking about my son?

Flame Princess is going up against him

one on one in a freestyle battle.

That kid will take you apart.

He rapped my legs off.

Rap Bear, Son of Rap Bear's father,

said his son, Son of Rap Bear,

would be at tonight's open mic.

Dude, let's sit back here.

Are you scared of me?

Boo!

Whoa. Whoa.

Look who decided to come out to play.

The news on the streets says

you're gonna battle me at Rap Fest Aid.

This is a joke, right? Hear me out.

What are you even gonna rap about?

Son of Rap Bear is right.

I just rap about rapping.

I haven't traveled the world or done anything really.

Finn! Let's go on some adventures!

What?

It would really help me build up

some quick life experience.

I don't know if life is like a test you can cram for.

This is for my kingdom.

I've got to try.

Unh. Yo.