Ozark

So where do we live?

Look who's getting ahead of himself.

How about Luxembourg?

That's the best you've got? Luxembourg?

- How about Santorini? - No.

- No? Some white sand beaches? - Mnh-mnh.

Tourists. Steep inclines. Donkeys.

There's Slugworth. Who's he with?

Steve Simmons, chief compliance officer.

- Hmm. Someone's been studying. - You're surprised?

Who are the other two?

State attorney general and Leslie Ann Mackey.

She's the founder of Missourians for Morality.

Hanging out with the other Missourians is probably more fun.

Okay, be nice and play nice.

Hyannis Port?

- Are we the Kennedys now? - Please.

What do you think it was starting out as a bootlegger in the real world, actually?

The Gold Coast?

Australia, Wendy? Come on.

Nobody'd be looking for us in Australia.

Yeah. No shit.

- You got him? - Mm-hmm.

- Is he alone? - Mm-hmm.

Are you ready?

Mm-hmm.

- Good luck. - Mm-hmm.

Jacob's angry with me. I can tell.

Just feels different.

I think maybe I shouldn't have killed this Mexican.

The man disrespected you in your own home.

Now, you know how much I admire Mr. Snell.

Speak your mind, child.

Sometimes you have to agree to disagree.

That's part of the covenant.

You're a sweet boy, Ash. You know that?

Wendy.

Jacob Snell. My wife, Darlene. Our associate Ash.

- Fresh from our hives. - Thank you.

Hi, there.

- A moment? - Yeah. Excuse me.

- I take it she knows your business. - Uh, yeah.

Tricky thing, combining work and marriage, but a blessing when it works.

That's true.

You have the keys to our Mexican friend's vehicle?

Yeah. Here you go. It's parked around the bend, off the road a bit.

Ash will drive it to Chicago.

He's got the man's cell phone and his credit cards.

Okay. Just make sure you swipe one of them when you get up there.

As far the world will know,

the man drove to Chicago and fell off the face of God's Earth.

Yeah, yeah. I left, like, three messages on his cell phone.

Call me back when you get there. Make sure the cell towers...

- This is a drill we're familiar with. - Uh-huh. Okay. See you.

You buckle up! Drive safe.

Things happen. You apologize and you move on.

She blew a man's head off.

For which she is contrite.

Am I supposed to believe that?

- The woman brought you fresh honey. - Mm-hmm.

Clean sheets again.

I thought I'd feel different.

Like we went around the world, came back and everything had changed.

I know that sounds stupid.

I wouldn't have been as brave as you were when that fucker was in the living room.

I wouldn't have been able to pull the trigger.

Yes, you would have.

I keep thinking about it.

I would have just frozen. Mom told me to.

Figured you should have half.

Took it the night we were putting it in the wall.

I don't even know why I did it.

- How much is it? - Ten thousand.

You think I should tell Mom and Dad?

No.

We might need it.

I used to not even think about the future.

Because, you know...

what was the point?

So I'd get mad or get into trouble.

But in the last few months, I've been...

I've been tryin' to be a better person.

Think about people besides just myself.

You know, I got a real job,

one with insurance and everything, and...

I'm looking after two boys, and I'm even thinking about their futures.

But I know I gotta keep myself right.

Because if I don't, I'll lose everything.

And I don't think any of that would be possible

if it wasn't for my dad.

I've been coming to visit him regular and...

And I know how bad he wants to do good.

Thank you, Miss Langmore.

Though it's important for this parole board

to consider the inmate's character,

it's also important to consider the question, "Why now?"

Yes, ma'am.

Like I said,

I'm becoming the guardian of two boys, my cousins,

who recently lost their dad.

And I'm tryin' my best every day.

But I'm just a young girl.

I know what it means to need a daddy.

Hey, Marty!

Hey, Tuck. What's going on?

Everything's locked. Down here and by the front door, too.

Yeah? Did you try Rachel?

It goes straight to her voicemail. Just like yesterday.

- Yesterday, too, huh? - Yes.

- Um, is your mom and sister home? - Yes.

Why don't you head home? I'll call you when I need you for work, okay?

Okay.

Fuck!

- Mrs. Byrde? - Oh.

Harry, you scared me.

- Can I help you with something? - Yes.

I was wondering. Why do we use the freezer

when embalmed bodies don't need to be refrigerated?

Coolers.

I'm sorry.

They're called coolers, not freezers. In the funeral game.

That notwithstanding,

I think we could save an enormous amount of money on refrigeration costs

if we turned the coolers into storage units.

I'll buy the locks myself. Of course.

Also, I was thinking...

We should probably buy some more caskets.

In bulk. To save money. Say 25?

- I need to borrow the hearse. - I'm sorry.

We have a terminally ill tenant. He wants to test drive his final ride.

That's okay, isn't it?

Well...

it's all highly unusual.

Hmm.

Don't seem so fucking glad to see me.

I'm expecting somebody else.

I've been callin'.

And I've been busy.

We need to talk about my future.

I can't talk right now, okay?

Wyatt's got to go to college. You have any idea what college costs?

- Yeah, I got a pretty good idea. - A shit ton.

I'm serious. This is not a good time -A shit ton.

For us to talk, okay?

I was thinkin', you and me, we could be partners.

What I meant was, not now.

No, stay in the car.

At least I can get a percentage! I think I fucking earned it, Marty!

- You gotta pump the brakes a bit... - I'm not fucking stupid!

I know that the cartels are gonna eventually dump another pile

of shit money on you!

We'll see.

We'll see. I promise we'll talk, okay? I promise.

Nice whip.

- What was that about? - Her uncles.

Any idea how much she took?

No. We're just gonna have to count it all

and pray to God we can absorb the loss without the cartel finding out.

It's gonna take half the night to move all this.

Yeah, well, she fucked us. She fucked us and now she's...

She fucked us.

What did you tell the kids?

Just that we had to work late, not to stay up. Buddy's with them.

Wendy, I know. I know. Let's just get started.

Hey.

Hey.

- I'm just gonna be in here, all right? - Yeah, I'll be right over.

Hey.

What?

I hope you're using a rubber.

Come on, it's not like that. We just hang out.

Fixing it up for your dad?

Yeah.

It's gonna be okay.

I know. I just want him to have a nice place.

Start straight.

Well, just saying you're not alone.

You dicks go to bed.

Have you seen my humanities folder?

It's next to the TV.

Guys, tell me one more time where you were last week

when you were out of school.

At a funeral in North Carolina.

Yep. For who?

- Great-Aunt Tyra. - Yep.

Think we could start making chai instead of coffee?

Maybe match a? You know, something macrobiotic.

- Do we even have a Great-Aunt Tyra? - Yeah, unfortunately.

Before you ask, don't worry. I'll replace your phone this afternoon.

Guys, this is a new baseline, okay? We're gonna build normal from here.

We're out of danger?

Uh, yes. But everything from now on needs to be about keeping it that way.

Which means we need 100% honesty.

Like our lives depend on it. You understand that?

Yeah.

- Why is Buddy here? - Buddy's not deaf.

Buddy's gonna oversee the installation of a security system this morning.

Plus, we need to get that window replaced.

Yeah, next time I'll aim lower, shoot 'em in the ball sack,

avoid the shattered glass.