Full House

See that? I redid the whole room in retro-hip.

You got your rat pack over here

your Elvis motif there

a brand new hair accouterments center right here.

I hope you're not too disappointed

but I had to take down your pink bunny wallpaper.

It's about time.

Steph, I've been living with those

stupid pink bunnies for three years.

Why didn't you say something sooner?

- You didn't ask. - I didn't ask, of course.

Hey, where are the bunnies?

The bunnies went bye-bye.

But I loved the bunnies.

Ugh, well, it's a good thing.

I-I happened to save one very special important bunny for you

and I framed him, and here he is.

Now this room is cool.

Cool. Cool, baby.

You know, girls..

Every year we watch

the music video awards

and stuff our faces with junk food.

This year let's make it interesting.

Every time you make something interesting

we get in trouble.

I'll bet you... five marshmallows

at least one guy from Guns N' Roses

falls off the stage.

Four cookies say they don't even find the stage.

Let's play pillow fight.

Good one, Michelle.

Yeah, that was real funny, Deej.

Pillow fight.

- Alright. - Yeah.

Ow!

You're history, Gibbler!

Uhh!

You guys are history.

No.

You're in big trouble, misters.

Is everybody okay?

Yeah, we're fine. Everything's great.

Thanks for stopping by.

I thought I covered everything, but apparently

I forgot to mention never open a window with a coat rack.

Okay, somebody start explaining.

They did it.

You little squealer.

You started the pillow fight.

Michelle, did you start a pillow fight?

Yes, I did.

Michelle, that was wrong.

You girls are in big trouble.

Why are we in trouble?

Because she's just a little girl.

You're supposed to set an example.

We did... we set an example

of how destructive pillow fights can be.

Nice try.

Now, according to the official dad's handbook

the punishment for furniture through a window

is raking the yard to pay for it

and no music video awards.

- Aww. - Aww, dad.

Boy, Mr. T.

You sucked all the fun out of this room.

Kimmy, I-I know I should punish you

and not your parents, but I'm sending you home.

Be right with you, boys.

Joey, don't you think it's a lil' strange

we're buying Rebecca's engagement ring

from a guy who's selling jewelry

out of a tackle box?

Stu has the best prices in town.

Besides..

He gave me a great deal on this Rolex.

Joey, that says "Rolox."

So, Jess, eh, give me a price range.

You deeply in love, moderately in love

or desperate for companionship?

Ha-ha.

Ha-ha.

Listen, Stu, I want to get Becky

a ring that is so beautiful, so spectacular

that she'll have no idea that I'm on a budget.

Budget. Well.

Let's see what we have in our..

Eh, zip-lock department here.

Now, eh..

This is going to be what's called your starter ring.

Very popular with the high school crowd.

Stu, eh, just out of curiosity

is that a diamond or a really shiny

piece of lint?

I had a ring just like this when I was a kid.

I got to do better than this, Stu.

Then here's something from our.

Stu, I Gotta Do Better Than This Collection.

Whoa.

Now that's a headlight.

Oh, Stu, this ring is beautiful.

How much are we talking here?

It's going to run you, uh..

Have mercy, I hope that's your telephone number.

- Hi, guys. - Hey, Beck.

Oh, Jess.

This is so exciting, I can't believe

we're actually picking out an engagement ring.

This is so romantic.

How come we are not in a store?

Because, little lady, only Stu

could bring a ring like this right into your home.

Stu.

Oh, sweetheart, it's beautiful.

Eh, Beck, you sure the diamond

is the right size for you?

Oh, it's perfect.

I wouldn't want anything bigger then this.

Alright, if this is the ring you want

this is the ring you're going to get.

Rebecca Donaldson, this is a symbol

of my undying devotion to you.

Oh, we're going to have

such a wonderful life together.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

I have to call my mother.

I love you.

What a rock!

See that, Joey Did you see her face?

I've never seen her happier.

- Jess. - Whoa.

"Then Mr. Knox said"

"fox and socks, our game is done, sir."

Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.

Now its time for the most fun of all, bedtime.

Read it again, please.

Daddy said it's time for bed.

Don't shake your head. Your story's read.

It's time for bed. To bed, I said.

You ought to lay off that Seuss, man.

Sing me the teddy bear song.

Michelle, it's bedtime.

No. It's teddy bear time.

Come on, guys. One tune, what do you say?

Okay, one tune.

This one's going out to a little lady

who's about to go to sleep.

'Two, three, four.'

One more time.

Joey, it's over.

Okay, Michelle, you had your little song.

Now it's time to sleep.

Goodnight kiss.

- Goodnight, Michelle. - Goodnight, honey.

Sweet dreams.

This is nuts. I'm out of here.

I have to take care of some business.

He's gonna sell his Elvis guitar to pay for Becky's ring.