Dick Smart 2.007

- So this is... - The real one.

And this one was made in the lab.

We could produce an unlimited quantity.

As long as we obtain the atomic energy needed.

We'll know in a few minutes.

Hello? Very well.

London, ok.

Yes? Perfect.

Berlin, ok.

Yes, hello? Alright.

Moscow, ok.

Yes, hello? Alright.

Beijing, ok.

Hello? Hello? Very good!

New York ok, too.

They're all on time, and have confirmed the appointment at Rio.

Welcome, gentlemen. My compliments.

You did a god job, Richardson.

So did you, Brown.

Chang Li, your work was a maestro's touch.

Gonciaroff, very good!

Von Aller, you were perfect.

I'll have the reducer very soon, and you

will have what was established for your work.

An appointment in 10 days to establish, with precision,

the start of "operation green".

Your boring governments

lost some boring instruments of death, and you will be rich.

In a faraway country, trusted friends are working for us.

When I have the reducer in my hand, everything will be simple.

Alright! See you soon, gentlemen.

A Trivector stolen in Tucson, a Rotorfix in Russia,

a Galaor in England, a Beltof in China.

All essential pieces for the construction of an atomic bomb.

With these pieces, anyone can build an atomic bomb,

and also use it.

So we must find out who is in possession of the bomb.

And what they want to use it for.

From information received, do we have

an idea of the lead to follow, in finding the thief?

To be truthful, we don't have a lead yet, but...

maybe Miss Stafford and I have a good idea.

I believe there is only one person who can solve this enigma.

He's capable of getting to the bottom of the most intricate cases.

He did us some great services.

Unfortunately, he's a 2,007.

Would you please explain what that means?

We classify over 2,000 those who sell themselves to the best offer.

He's the best of our former agents.

Even if last time he cost us a million dollars.

There's the danger that the others will offer him more.

Where can we find this man?

Surely in a gambling house or with a beautiful woman.

It won't be hard to find him.

I propose hiring him right away, with one of our agents alongside of him,

who'll watch him with eyes wide open.

Mr. Krud, please give me the assignment. I know where to find him.

I'll manage to convince him, and won't lose sight of him.

Jeanine, why don't you put your glasses on?

- An urgent call, sir. - I am very busy.

It's the SSS central office. Super Secret Service.

They asked me to tell you that it's agent Jeanine in person.

I said I'm busy!

- I am ready. - Break a leg!

Go full speed, darling.

Whose turn is it?

- Heads or tails? - Heads.

Heads.

Come on!

Thank you, sweetheart.

Fangio did it before every race. It brings good luck.

Think it over well. You're still in time to back out.

I've decided. What's the use of having this villa without money?

I either get back all you won from me at poker, or...

- You can have the villa, too. - It's fine with me.

Let's follow them for the time being.

We'll land on the beach.

- Dick, darling! - My dearest!

I've lost everything, except for you two.

I'm not here!

One million dollars.

This is what I owe you from poker.

The villa is yours, too.

But remember, if I lost, thank that beautiful girl.

- Bye. - It's not the first time

that a woman gets you into trouble. You can stay. I haven't evicted you.

Thanks a lot, but I'm in a hurry to find a roulette.

I've some change left. I could win my money back.

As you wish.

Just a moment! I almost forgot.

I was forgetting this. It's personal, not part of the interior design.

- What is it? - RBD. Radar Beautiful Damsels.

Aga Khan gave it to me after a secret job I did for him.

When a beautiful woman appears in a radius of 60 meters...

It works!

Dick! It's Jeanine! Where are you?

Come in. I warn you. I'm not in the mood.

- I must talk about business. - Then wait a minute.

- Is someone here? - Always jealous!

- Mr. Smart! - For beautiful women, Dick.

- You don't remember? - I'm not a woman.

Don't tell me they changed your sex at the Super Secret Service!

Where can we talk?

In the bedroom! I mean, here in the living room.

Mr. Smart, I am here on a mission.

Please pass me that glass.

- Thank you - I am here on official business.

- Mr. Krud wants... - The atomic bomb.

Right. Can you take care of it, Mr. Smart?

- No, thank you. - You could get back what you lost.

- You know how much I lost? - We're willing to pay.

- The usual peanuts, I imagine. - A million dollars.

Is that peanuts?

Almost, but I'm very much interested.

- May I still be useful? - Not for the time being.

It's a fixation! You even put vitamins in whisky!

Yes, but I don't drink it.

I just care about knowing what's written on the pill.

You see?

Now we know who to contact in Zurich.

Who gave you the pill?

Sorry, it's a secret. I can't say who my informers are.

It must surely be one of your usual women!

- Hey, sir! - Huh?

A small detail is missing. The 80,000 dollars.

You're right. I'll see to it right away.

Dear, could you move to the left a bit?

- A bit more. - Darn! What a bore, Dick!

Nothing satisfies you! We've changed places three times, today.

- Is this alright? - I think so.

A little more to the left.

Stop like that! Stop!

- The idea of the rifle is good. - Right! Not bad!

We'd agreed on 150,000 dollars, if I'm not mistaken.

- I'd like to be paid. - Right.

The reducer... the atomic reducer.

A woman... in Rio.

Your attention, please. Varig announces

arrival of the special cargo flight, 408

in the parking area of the airport merchandize station.

Let's begin with a reconnaissance from above.

Wow!

Jeanine, I finally discovered something interesting.

Very interesting!

The life of the tourist is starting to bore me.

Sooner or later we'll find this mysterious woman from Rio.

She is Lady Lister, the queen of impossible deals!

I don't understand, Dick. I don't see what sort of business

can be done with what we're looking for.

We can trigger a war, but it's not a deal. Not for a private person.

You don't know Lady Lister. She's unpredictable in business.

Does our embassy really think you're a commerce agent?

Of course.

You're an astonishing girl! We can work in safety.

I have a plan.

I know how your plans end up!

I love you, dear.

I love women like you. They don't talk much,

but when they do, they are very expressive.

I want to give you a gift.

Here.

Every time you'll hear them tinkle, you'll think of me.

I will shake my wrist like an epileptic, love.

Hello? Hello?

- You want to drink something? - No, thank you.

Sorry to disturb you, but that woman works for Lady Lister.

So you'd better watch out!

Alright, alright.

I didn't come to Rio to be narcotized in my bed.

Besides, dear, you know my bed isn't made for sleeping!

Everything is ready now, gentlemen.

In a few days I'll come to see how the assembled bomb works.

Then we'll move to the established site for "operation green".

- The one that'll make us rich. - Of course!

Allow me, Lady Lister, to remind you of your promise.

Yes. I'd promised you an advance before the operation began.

You've no intention of doing it?

For what reason?

You'll become multi-billionaires! A bit more patience, and you'll see.

We've been patient and took big risks in obtaining

the necessary parts for the bomb.

If you want to see how it works, pay what you owe.

I will do all I can to please you.

We don't doubt that if you want, you can do it!

- You'll have what you're entitled to! - We're counting on it!

And we're anxiously waiting for you, for the experiment.

Hello? I'd like to talk to Mr. Black Diamond.

Checkmate.

A call for you, Mr. Black Diamond.

- Who is this? - Lady Lister.

Good-day, Black Diamond. May I come see you?

Yes. I'll be waiting for you.

Milady, I trust you, but I'm tired of not knowing anything.

Will the bomb explode?

In a certain sense.

All the observatories will register the explosion.

Possessing an atomic bomb is illegal.

Did you obtain a special permit?

I don't need a special permit.

I said the bomb will explode, but only in a certain sense.