The Devil's Mouth

We all know how this is gonna end.

So let's just cut to the fun part where you say yes.

The lady doesn't lie.

Against your will, you're gonna have a good time.

You did not confirm.

-The boat you book... it's gone. -

Hmm. Right. But you do have other boats.

Just tell us how much more.

Babe, could you please get Adrienne and Greg out of here?

Yeah. Yeah.

-Hey. Let's go. -What?

-Go sit down. -What?

I'm sorry about them.

Listen, I promise you're gonna have a blast with us.

Maybe that bigger boat is available, huh?

I would love to see you on the bridge of that bad boy.

- Come here, cutie. - Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

-Are you seeing this? -Wow.

Relax, James, it's Thailand.

No one cares about PDA.

Yeah, man. Hey.

Sorry your lady castrated you back there.

Castration's a big word, new guy.

-Phi Beta Kappa, bro. - At ASU.

Okay. Guys, wh-why don't we just get some beers and go to the beach?

Give it a second, Greg.

You clearly don't know about the Max magic.

She's so funny.

Okay, come.

- Boat this way. - Yeah.

Maximum effect!

-Max, you're amazing. - Thank you.

Well done.

No reservation, no deposit, no problem?

Oh, you know I'm allergic to logistics.

Hi, little guy. Hi.

Hi, little guy.

- -

Little monster.

Oh, he's not so bad.

- -

It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

But is it, like, a real job?

Yes, with Sabrina Carpenter's swimwear line.

Her investment guy knows my dad from Yale.

I'm gonna be running their socials, and in, like...

two years, I'm gonna be running the whole thing.

But do you even like Sabrina Carpenter?

I mean, I like having fun.

What are you thinking?

I mean, it's cool, but...

we've been talking about New York all year.

That was the deal, and now it's changed.

You're going to L.A. It changes everything.

I'm living in the moment,

I'm taking advantage of an opportunity, and you are coming with me.

I just accepted that job.

You know, the one I worked really hard to get.

I can't just bail.

You're not bailing.

You're pivoting.

-You're so funny. -

I mean...

What would I do for work?

Where would I live?

-I-I don't know anyone in L.A. -You'll know me.

That's all you need to know.

You and me, till the stars burn out.

Ugh, all right. No more New York, L.A. talk.

Can we just swim?

I got to school these amateurs in flip cup, but you go.

By myself?

Hey, yo, Adrienne, you're on my team!

- Okay. -New York's over. Trust me.

- -

- Oh! That's the stuff! -

- -Oh, God, I'm gonna kill you!

Hey, um, go for me. I have to pee.

Okay. Mm.

- Oh, yeah. - Mm, mm.

- No! -Hey.

We go back now.

Where other girl?

Uh, she's in the bathroom.

-Yeah, there we go! - Go to hell, Greg.

-Oh. -I call re--

Hey! Come back!

Hey! I'm still in here! Oh, my God!

- Oh! - Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg.

Hey!

Hey!

-Guys, I'm still here! -

Oh, my God.

Unbelievable.

- -

Ow. Ow.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God! Get off me!

Hey, uh, where's Sara?

What?

Where the hell is Sara?

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop the boat!

Babe, I am so sorry. We didn't know.

Damn, how many were there?

All of them.

Yeah, it's pretty typical for Thailand.

You guys left me.

I-I didn't know you were in the water.

I-I didn't know we were moving.

I mean, I guess I knew, but I was confused

-'cause the captain asked me-- -

Jesus, Greg, just-- Thank you.

-Stop. -Just stop a second.

But you're-you're... you're gonna be okay.

Thank God. Right?

So, you're gonna be okay. I'll take care of you.

-Um, let's just go. It-it's getting late. -

We're sorry.

- - Thank you.

Wow.

Well, dig in, everybody.

All right.

God, I am just so pissed.

I-I'm gonna drag that boat guy on Yelp.

It was no one's fault. It just happened.

Leaving someone behind is, like, a pretty crazy thing to just happen.