It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Where is it? It was right here. - _

- I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac, - _

- what're you even talking about? - _

The word is superstition, not "stupid-stition."

I know what the word is, Charlie.

I'm saying your green man suit is a stupid superstition.

Oh, really? Then why do the Eagles keep winning?

Also, by the way, dude,

uh, you're a Cowboys fan, so shut the hell up.

I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan.

And he retired, so now I bleed green.

- Go, Birds! Go, Birds! - All right, well, I'm not

going to the Super Bowl without it. I got to find it.

Yeah, don't make us late, Charlie, all right?

I-If you can't find it, you can't find it, you know?

The-the fans have no effect on the outcome of the game, anyway.

- Do you know how football works? Yes.

That's right, your voodoo bullshit is not gonna mean anything if...

Wh-What's going on with your eye?

Uh, nothing, I got a, I think I got an eyelash in it.

Well, you're, like, scratching it, and it's blinking.

- I just, I slept on it funny. - (Charlie groans)

What the hell is the holdup here?

Frank, this is why

I wanted total control over the guest list, all right?

The eyes of the world are gonna be on Philadelphia,

and I want to show them that we are not just degenerates, okay?

And that is why I'm very nervous about these guys.

MEN (chanting): Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Hey.

Chug! Oh!

Do me a favor, hold that corner right there.

- What's this? - Uh, I got to put up a sign.

I want people to know we're closed for salmonella

because of the Super Bowl.

Okay. First of all,

how is "salmonella" the only word you spelled correctly?

And second of all, which is it? Are we closed for salmonella,

or are we closed 'cause of the Super Bowl? It's very confusing.

- Look, do me a favor? Okay? Just go find green man. - Yep.

Please? Please, thank you.

- Charlie. Here, eat this asparagus. - What?

No, I can't eat that right now. That-That's not right.

It's not part of my rituals.

Okay, do you know what's not right...

is that we are trying to start a family,

- and you're not taking it very seriously. - Okay, no, I hear you,

but what I need to take seriously right now

is the Super Bowl, okay?

And that means sticking to my color system.

All right? I wear green. I don't eat it.

I'm green man. I eat brown,

preferably, uh, milksteak with a little light char to it.

And I drink yellow, because beer is yellow,

and that is what has been working all season long!

- Oh, my God. - I don't want to talk about this right now.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where're you going? - Huh?

Got to find green man.

- Why does no one understand this? - (sighs)

Nobody cares about your stupid superstitions.

- Dude, just get off my back, all right? Let me find it. - No.

Man, look, I just wish one time

you would not make everything so difficult.

Yeah, and you know what?

Sometimes I wish you'd just disappear.

Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise.

- (whooping) - This is very nice.

Party bus!

- No way. - Fully stocked.

- There it is! - You found it! - MAC: All right.

- You found the damn suit. Can we go now? Nice.

Where the hell is green man?!

Where is it?!

Well, I just can't find it, so I'm gonna have to, like,

buy a new one on the way up there.

Who knows if it's even gonna have the same powers

as the other one did. I...

Where is everybody?

Guys?

Honey?

Hello?

Mac?

Dee?

Frank?

I made my friends disappear.

I made my friends disappear!

Hey, Frank!

I'm going through your stuff!

Hey, Mac!

I'm going through your stuff!

I got your...

sticky Bible!

Dee!

I'm going through your stuff!

Dee, woof!

I don't know why I'm screaming. This doesn't hurt at all.

Countdown to the game. And start the clock.

E-A-G-L-E-S!

Eagles! All right, boys.

I'm home alone in the bar, you know?

It's all me. This is, like, my bar now.

Hey, cheers to you and the big game, boys, right?

Really cool, too, man.

Those, like, those uniforms look really cool on you.

You guys look, like, really strong.

: I am a little bored.

What the heck?

Hello?

Hello?

Mac?

Dee?

Frank?

Is this a joke?

Cricket?

Uncle Jack?

- Is this a joke? - (growling)

It's only my imagination.

It's only my imagination. It's only my imagination.

Okay.

So, he tries to punch me. He misses.

- Oh. - He misses. What an idiot, huh?

- Yeah. - (laughs)

I got it.

- Hey, idiot. - What?

Read the sign.

"Closed for salmonella because Super Bowl."

Well, which one is it? Is it closed for salmonella,

- or is it closed for the Super Bowl? - I don't know.

Burglars.

- (panting) - (chatter continues outside)

Thi-This is my bar.

I have to defend it.

Ah, I know.

Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher.

I got to stop the bleeding.

Help! Help!

Oh, shit.

Uh, okay. Okay.

- (groaning) - (chains clattering)

Oh, God. Oh, this is gonna suck.

Oh! Shit!

Okay.

- (sizzling) - (yells)

It's time for the Super Bowl. Super Bowl.

Oh, man.

- (indistinct, excited chatter) - What?

- (cheers and applause) - (horn honking)

How is the game starting? Uh...

How did I lose an entire day?!

Oh, shit, I got to get the TV on!

Oh, shit. Hey, uh, help?

Oh, who am I kidding, man?

No one's gonna leave their TVs right now.

My colors.

I-I didn't do my color rituals. Guys,

you're gonna lose the game because of me!

I'm so sorry I let you guy...

I let you guys down, man. I didn't...

Oh, I blew it. (crying)