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Agh, leg me out!

I thought I told you two to clean up!

You know how many health codes you are breaking?

Tut!

Tut tut tut!

Dad!

Dad!

There's some vietnamese guy named phat here to see ya.

Uh, yes, uh, bring him in.

Yuki!

Dad, who is this guy?

Mind your business.

But this is the family business!

No, this is my business.

Mister phat phook to see you.

it's phuk.

Phat phuk.

Mister phuk, welcome!

Mm.

I'm so glad you could make it.

So, this is it.

The world famous long pig.

Looks like a shithole.

Oh, but let me assure you.

It is a real gem.

Then why are you selling it?

Selling?

Dad, you can't sell this!

Fuck!

Why you not giving it to your boy?

Because he is just that.

A boy!

So, I get everything.

The name, the recipes...

Everything.

Hm.

Uh, how about the house special?

Oh.

The famous dickey roll?

Complimentary, of course.

Yuki!

I'm sorry, boss.

It was the last one.

And we were closed, so I figured...

You figure nothing!

Dad!

A disgrace!

I am surrounded by incompetence!

Yuki!

I have an idea.

Why don't I cut off her tits and serve them to you on a

platter?

You can eat silicone?

Ha!

Yeah, you can eat...

Gah!

Get the hell out of my restaurant before I make you

the house special!

welcome to the long pig.

yuki.

Mr. Tarasov.

Welcome back.

Look at you.

Even more beautiful than I remember.

Mm?

Mm.

Ah!

How was your flight?

Eh, flight was flight.

Food was crap.

But, I am happy to be here.

Well you have nothing to worry about, because the

food here is spectacular.

As you can see, we've made some improvements,

mr. Tarasov.

These are the new tatami rooms, offering our guests

comfort and privacy while dining.

Very nice.

We currently have a three month waiting list.

Just this way to steven's office, please.

Mr. Tarasov, here to see you.

Mr. Tarasosv!

Welcome back!

Well.

I'm loving what your father has done with the place.

Actually, dad's retired.

I run the restaurant now.

Really?

I've never seen it so busy.

Oh, I know.

It's been hard work, but I've created a

state-of-the-art dining experience.

My innovative method of meat tenderizing combined with my

riveting entertainment make the long pig the newest rave

in dining.

I like to call it...

Tendertainment!

We import martial artists to fight our in-house

gladiators, and then after the fight, our guests get to

bid on any body part they choose to dine on.

Hm.

Does that include famous dickey roll?

Well, that dish is a little time sensitive.

Preparation for that one is an ancient chinese secret.

Ancient chinese secret, yes.

Yeah.

So, tell me.

Where is my old friend?

I want to congratulate him on what a wonderful job his

son is doing.

Aha.

He's right over here.

What the fuck?

Hi dad!

An old friend is here to see you!

I'm sorry.

It seems like retirement has closed him off to the world.

Ahh, the next fight!

This local sensei just joined us.

I hear he's a real master of the art.

Allow my hostess to escort you to your tatami room.

Mm.

Oh, and mr. Tarsaov, please do stay for dessert.

I've prepared something extra special for you.

Complimentary, of course.

Very nice.

not now, yuki?

Mmm.

All work and no play make makes the cat go astray.

I said, not now.

Come on baby.

Hey!

I'm trying to run a business.

It's a big night, okay?

I've got lots of guests to attend to.

Okay, fine.

After the dinner rush.

You have a meeting with the bookie tonight.

After!

I promise.

What does a girl have to do to get laid around here?

Sheila!

Sheila!

What have you done with my daughter?

I'm going to kill you?

You hear me?

I'm going to kill you all!

Dad, I'm here!

Dad! Behind you!

Cocktail while you wait?

You win.

It's over.

You win!

cut!

Jenna, you alright?

Yeah.

Yo, damn girl.

My bad.

I thought you was going to duck.

You okay baby?

I can take a hit.

Nash...

You need to control your kicks, asshole?

Hey, hey, hey, hey ,hey!

Chill out, chill out, chill out!

It was an accident, man.

You'd better be more careful next time.

Yeah, whatever hair.

Hey! -What'd you say?

Huh?

Hey!

Thanks for your concern, ladies, but I think we've got it.

Let's go cut this fight.

Yeah, she's right.

Let's get sensei's approval and get thing uploaded, alright?

We'll edit out the part of you kicking his daughter in the face.

It was an accident, man.

Babe, can you tell your girlfriend we want the footage?

Lay off, alright?

We were really on today.

This should get us our million hits.

I have to go.

Look, nash is nash.

Don't let him get to you.

He's kind overprotective, but he's got a really good heart.

He's an ass.

You're right, he's an ass, but you're my best friend,

so can we squash this please?

Alright. Squashed.

I do have to get going. Midterms.

Well, we need you to edit the promo piece to show my dad!

One hour.

That's all you get.

Dad?

Sheila?

Isn't there supposed to be a class tonight?

Yeah, there should be.

Dad?

Sheila?