Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Music

Morgan Dorfer, Sanchez,

Sunker.

Let it...

Well, it should be, but I don't see beevison butthead. They usually don't miss field trips.

Uh...

Something's wrong.

Oh yeah.

Maybe we're late or something.

Uh... maybe.

Like, um...

What should we do?

Uh...

That's right, big butt on the chalkboard.

Yeah, me, me, me, cool.

Wait a minute, Bevis.

I think it's trying to tell us something.

Uh...

Feel...

Tilt...

Uh...

Try...

Uh...

Todd...

Uh...

Hey, stop the bus!

It'll lead down!

It'll wait for us!

That was close to me.

Let's try and tell him!

But I'll...

Hey.

The laundry is cool.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

We oughta try like picking up on a chicken, a laundromat.

Uh...

Why?

Because I'm here.

You know, you could have me.

You'd like look at their underwear?

Oh, why?

I bet that underwear was on your butt.

You know, I mean, yeah.

That's pretty cool.

Or you could like, go up one and say, uh...

So I see you were underwear.

I were underwear too.

Want to do it?

Yeah, yeah, that's even better in here.

And then, um, hey.

And then, you know, and then check this out.

I mean, you say, oh, I mean,

that's you're already doing a load.

You're not loading.

There's always that.

If you think, you know,

that's you're doing a load.

Why don't you do my underwear too?

And then you like to pull down your pants.

And then you already have your pants on.

See?

You're already halfway there.

Yeah.

And then like, your underwear would be in there with her.

Yeah.

I'm ready for love.

I'm ready for love.

I'm ready for love.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, people, I hope you're ready for our hike down beautiful Mount Perdido.

Mount.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Half-class, even though there's an abundance of breathtaking rock formations and fascinating plant life,

I have to warn you that this hike will be quite a workout.

Okay.

I've got a rock formation in my pants.

Yeah.

Now, to pass the time, I thought we might enjoy some music.

Okay.

Any requests?

Like, 99 bottles of beer?

Good, Dean.

But beer and driving don't mix, okay?

How about 99 bottles of tea on the wall?

Well, let's try sort of a different arrangement, okay?

What's going on?

Why is everybody honking?

Hey, hey, be this in butthead.

No.

Come on.

I'm sorry, but obviously, you boys can't be trusted to be by yourselves in the back.

I want you to come up here right now and switch seats with me, okay?

Uh, well, be better.

Yeah.

Well, give him a pressed fruit ball.

I mean it, boys.

Come on.

Get up here right now.

And please pull your pants up, okay?

Uh, oh, yeah.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Up it's broke.

War beaves in butthead after this.

Now, I hope you guys understand why I'm making you sit up here.

There are rules on the bus and there for your own good.

Now try to behave.

I'm going to go sit in the back, okay?

RULE FU-

Yeah.

Stay in your way and you're sort of a bitch.

This isn't the end of ya moron, cool.

That dude's pissed.

Yeah, really.

How come he gets to like flip off cars and stuff?

But when we do it, we have to come sit up here.

I think it's like if you're in front of that line, then you get to do all that stuff.

Really?

You mean we can like scream at people and give them the finger?

Let's go.

Hey, dude.

Hey, sit the hell down.

Get out of the lane, you son of a bitch, you're a kicker ass bastard.

You're not what you're going in.