Hell's Coming for You

60 Years Ago

Hey, Dad, what is that?

Who knows. It's an unusual ship.

At the moment

I'm Amanda from across the street.

That's my son, Zach, there.

He has a lot of energy.

Liam Hell.

Thank you for the welcome.

I look forward to getting to know you both.

So, there is no Mrs. Hell?

No. He was dead.

You'll love it here, Liam. It's very quiet here.

Usually.

Sometimes my boyfriend Bruce can be a bit loud, but...

Ignore it. He has problems.

I've been trying to get him to move out for months,

But he didn't understand my instructions.

I'd better not disturb your party.

I made this for you.

Do you want to join us?

No...

I'd better go.

Bruce might be back any minute.

I fall. Careless.

I really have to go.

Or Bruce doesn't really like you talking to the neighbors.

I've seen men like him.

Controlling, manipulative, full of anxiety.

You read all that from one bruise?

I really have to go.

Next time, you should read my tarot.

A visionary person.

See you later, Liam.

Come on, kid.

Why don't we get together like this more often?

Because we all hate each other,

And for the right price, we'll kill each other.

Good luck killing me, champ.

The last person to try that had his ear cut off.

Too much, too much, too much.

Let's listen to a speech, from a retired person.

Yes! - All right.

Come hear the story of the Tupelo cemetery fight.

I heard the mayor was never the same again,

And three people were never found.

Tell us about the time...

...you and Petey Blaze shoot out at the top of the Washington DC monument.

You finish that bastard off by crowning him with a statue.

Who does that?

Tell him about the beans! Nuts!

The only beans I've ever seen spilled from someone,

Namely from Lucky Larry Foy,

After Liam found the kidnapped rich man's children...

...then disemboweled in the church tower.

For Liam.

For Liam... Yes.

I'm glad we are your friends and partners.

I don't want to be on the other side of you.

I still want to know what happened...

...to the charred corpses of the crashed plane.

You never told us how you made the evidence disappear.

And the nuts... The nuts, man! Good grief!

Am I the only one who remembers?

I think there are nuts in your head.

Hey Hey hey hey.

Everyone, listen. Everyone... This is not the time.

Listen, as you guys know, in our line of business,

There are only two ways to get out.

Between the body bags,

Or in the Eyewitness Relocation Program.

But Liam found a third way.

He retired. Who does that?

To a small suburban neighborhood,

Who have never seen the kind of violence we have.

That's something I can respect.

That's something I feel we should all respect.

For Liam.

For Liam! - For Liam!

Thanks for that, Eddie.

In a business full of liars,

Thief, death,

I found the best colleagues.

Most are dead or missing.

But looking around me...

You guys are the best.

You survived, and I'm glad you're in my life.

Thank You.

Of?

Want to buy flowers? Only $5.

Hey, buddy.

That's our flower.

Who finds the meaning of who has, marshmallow man.

For $5, you can buy it back.

Wait a minute, so you picked our flowers,

Then you offer to sell it back to me?

Get out of here, kid!

You're no fun. You suck, sir.

Oh God! Go away!

Zach's attack will return!

I'm really scared.

Who's coming, Eddie?

The little boy from across the street.

Zach is Amanda's son?

He seems like a happy child.

He's a troublemaking kid. And he dropped this.

I'll throw it away.

He could blind someone's eyes with this.

I had this as a kid.

I killed my first small animal with this.

I think Zach just lacks a positive father figure.

Her mother's boyfriend couldn't fulfill that position.

Maybe I can share a little wisdom with Zach.

Possible. But keep that devil child away from me.

I appreciate you sticking around for a few days, Eddie,

As long as I adapt.

This move was more complicated than I thought.

Are you serious?

After all these years and everything you taught me?

I wouldn't be a bounty hunter if it weren't for you.

I'll swallow a grenade for you.

So moving the boxes was the least I could do.

So, regarding entertainment...

Have you decided on your entertainment for tonight?

We'll leave that to possibility.

Explain to me again, Amanda,

Why the pie I thought you made for me,

Working hard in my kitchen,

Being in the stomach of a disabled man!

Across the street.

I didn't work hard.

I can make it again, Bruce. It's not a big deal.

Not a big deal?

Not a big deal?!

As if there aren't enough men around here...

...for you to cheat on me.

I never... - Never what?

What, Amanda?

Help.

I think you need to be taught a lesson.

Mom?

Hi Hi Hi.

Gosh, he would be so happy.

Oh Lord. Come on, come on, come on.

This would be amazing.

Enjoy the entertainment tonight, Mr. Hell.

It won't be easy, but I will try my best.

Hey, the farmers market is open again.

Seriously?

I heard they raised the rent.

That's right. They moved two blocks east.

I like that place.

Hey, have you met the new residents?

Which one? They have two.

You mean the one in the wheelchair? - Yes.

He must have some kind of military background.

My friends at the shooting range said,

They had never seen a marksman like him.

Your eyes.

Are you okay, darling?

That's what he did, right?

That uneducated man.

Should I call the police again?

It was pretty good last time.

We can't just stand by and watch this happen, Amanda.

You should stay away from him.

Thank You. Yes, all very helpful.

But for now, I don't know.

Maybe one day, I... - Amanda!

What, you thought clothes would fold by themselves?

One shirt.

What's wrong with you?

What do you guys see?

You don't have a job?

I want to lecture that bastard.

OK, I have to go.

I guess I just have to be a good boyfriend.

No kiss?

Better. Take that sweet ass inside.

Afternoon, everyone.

Where did he go with that thing?

I think wherever he wants.

Should we warn him?

I think we should probably warn Bruce.

Zach attacks.

Reasonable.

I said Zach Attack.

I hear you.

What kind of killer are you, son?

Your aim was way off.

You should have shot me from the front,

And you should aim for my eyes.

I brought you this. The cherry pie is very delicious.

Have you lost this? I fixed that for you.

Now you can practice blinding people's eyes.

I thought it was lost.

Say what to Mr. Hell-o?

Thank you, Mr. Hello.

You're very kind.

I can't talk for long. That's Bruce.