Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Honey, you've got to try the jumbo megafowl.

It's so moist.

It just melts in your mouth.

You haven't touched a thing. What's wrong?

I just can't stop thinking

about what happened to Glossaryck.

So? He's gone.

Good riddance, I say.

Little guy always creeped me out.

But Star is all alone on Earth now

at a crucial point in her training.

We may need to consider...

bringing her back to Mewni.

What?

Oh, but she's in the middle of school.

We can't disrupt her life like that.

Then that leaves us no choice but to have her evaluated.

No, no, no, no. No, no.

What other options do we have?

I can't stand that stupid...

I say no.

No!

Curse you, you wretched monster!

No, no, no, wait. Can we talk about this?

I don't wanna go in the secret closet.

Why is everything such a mess?

No, Star. No, no, no!

Oh, hey, Star...

It's time for you to hide now.

Mystic room suck transform!

Food's ready.

Great. Put it on the table.

Whoa. Why is your room so clean?

I have to make a good impression.

Not a chew toy.

I'm not ready. I'm not ready.

Can't believe this is happening.

Ready for what?

Being e-v-a-l-u-a-t-e-d.

E-v... Ooh! Evaluated.

Wait, why are we spelling words instead of saying them?

Yeah, that sounded kinda weird when it came out of my mouth.

Anyway, my mom is sending someone

to see how far along in my magic training I am

since I got to Earth.

That doesn't sound so bad.

Oh, sweet, simple Marco.

If I fail, I could get Which is why I need to clean, and you need to cook.

Whoa!

It's her!

I'm here to evaluate a one Star Butterfly.

I'm a one Star Butterfly.

And you must be Baby.

Oh. Food.

Yes, I prepared this spread for you, Miss Baby.

Please help yourself...

More, please.

That took me all day to make.

Please.

I would love to make you more.

So, Your Baby-ness,

how does this evaluation work?

How do you think it should work?

Uh, I don't know.

I could show you my room.

Okay.

So, this is my room.

Really?

Oh, yeah, and it's pretty much always this clean.

I'm super organized.

- What's that? - What's what?

Oh, that!

You were supposed to hide.

Oh, that's just Beanbag.

Come say hi, Beanbag.

Beanbag, say hi to Baby.

Uh, crud.

Hmm. Interesting.

Uh, yeah. Totally.

Hey, maybe we should go downstairs and check on Marco.

You know, see how the snacks are coming.

What's that?

Oh, oh, that.

Oh, no.

No, nothing. That's my secret closet.

Boring.

For things that, you know,

I don't want people to...

No, wait! Don't!

Interesting.

You... you think that's interesting?

Oh, yes.

Very interesting.

Very interesting.

Hey, Baby, wanna see my wand?

Hm. It looks so different from your mom's.

Yeah, it's cool, right?

Wait right there.

I have something else to show you.

You're gonna love it.

This is something I have been working very hard on.

My own spell book.

Oh. That looks interesting, too.

Really?

I made it myself.

Huh. Interesting.

Yeah, isn't it pretty?

I only used, like, five pounds of glitter.

Who wants refreshments?

How's it going?

Interesting.

What does that mean?

I don't know, but go get more food.

Yeah, yeah, okay. More food.

Now, Ms. Butterfly, how is your spell casting?

My spells? Oh, they're great.

My spells are awesome.

Good.

Would you bring me that apple, please?

What apple?

- Oh, sure. - No.

I mean, bring me that apple, please, with magic.

Oh, right. No, of course.

Star.

Narwhal blast.

- Not quite. - Oh, no?

I want a whole apple,

not an apple with a hole.

Try again.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh. Gotcha.

Oh, totally.

No problem at all.

Totally. That is totally something I am capable of doing.

Winter storm hyper blow.

Did you want that damaged or undamaged?

Undamaged it is. Right, of course.

Makes sense.

Mystic suck portal.

All right, that's enough practice.

Here it comes.

This time for real.

Wet ceiling.

Okay, seriously. I swear.

I can do this.

It just does that sometimes.

Let me try again.

No need. I've seen everything I need to see.

Thank you.

B-b-but, hey.

How'd I do?

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Uh, you failed. Good-bye.

What? Failed?

So this was all just a waste of time?

Princess, would you like me to read you

the results of my evaluation?

Let's see.

Tells me you have a closet full of secrets.

But what does that have to do with...

While under your care, your wand,

the single most important heirloom of the Butterfly dynasty,

was broken.

You lost the sacred book of spells,

and replaced it with a college-ruled notebook.

And lastly, your spell casting

is so undisciplined and unstructured,

that you're incapable of performing basic magic.

You can't even bring me an apple.

Who wants sandwiches?

Get out!

Your Highness, you failed.

No, no, no.

If I failed, that means I have to go home.

That's not my problem.

Good-bye, princess.

It's perfect.

Does this mean she gets to stay?

Ah! I knew you'd do great.

Thanks, Marco.

Well, she has a closet full of secrets,

a broken wand,

a notebook containing her own spells,

and she doesn't know basic magic.

So she failed.

Ow!

No, my queen.

Star is nowhere near your skill level at her age.

She's far beyond it.

But I haven't seen anything like this...

since Queen Eclipsa.

Monster love.

Not now, puppy.

I should be safe under here.

What?

Whee!

I'll get you, tennis ball.

Hey, can I borrow your dimensional scissors for a second?