Gangnam B-Side (강남 비-사이드)

GANGNAM, SEOUL

Let's wait for Jangho, at least. The four of us won't be enough.

He'd never put us before his wife,

especially since today is her mom's birthday.

He's one lucky man.

He always weasels his way out of the tough busts, you know?

What the…

Hey, Kang Dongwoo!

You can't just force this on us without prior authorization.

So what if I did?

It's all on you if this goes to shit.

My God. Quit whining already and cover my six, all right?

If this goes well, you'll get some credit. We good?

- Hey, kid. Wrap this up and come in. - Yes, sir.

Now.

What the fuck happened to the music?

Okay. Lights.

Go again now.

Hey!

Attention everyone! This is the police.

You're all under arrest for violating the Narcotics Control Act.

Put your hands on your heads, and get down.

Boys and girls, party's over. Time to go home!

Hey, somebody tell that girl to put some clothes on.

Hey, if it isn't our star detective, Captain Kang Dongwoo.

You just got me a big score. Let's wrap it up and get out of here.

-Dinner, my treat. -Yeah, in a minute.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on. I said, let's call it a day.

Look, you did a fantastic job. We're all good.

It better be a fancy dinner, man. I'm not a cheap date.

-I'ma buy you a steak. Wagyu? -Okay.

-You down? -All night long.

- Huh? - Let's go.

-Let's go. -All right. Let's go.

-Come on. Let's go. -Yeah, I'll book a table.

-Wait, Dongwoo. -Come on.

-Let go. Let go, you fucking assholes. -Hey, hey, hey.

You know, the color red really gets my blood pumping.

Hey, Seo Jisu.

Go ahead and call for backup.

Shithead.

Hey.

Jangho, man.

Give me a fucking break.

Jangho, you bastard.

Please, Dongwoo.

If I go to prison, my wife, my mother, my daughter…

…they'll be crushed by the weight of my debt.

- Sit down. Sit down. - Just this once--

Jangho, just accept the consequences, yeah?

It's the only way you'll ever see me again, man.

You think this is all me, Dongwoo?

Fuck's sake, all I did was make a delivery.

I swear that was my first time. You gotta believe me.

What are you implying, you idiot? It's not just you?

Dongwoo, we shouldn't mess with them.

Everyone in Major Crimes is involved.

Are you really gonna go after all of them?

So please, I beg you, man. Just let it go.

The fuck you think you're doing? Let me go.

You bastard.

You're in big fucking trouble now.

Don't worry, buddy. I'll see you soon.

GANGNAM B-SIDE

3 YEARS LATER, GANGNAM

Delivery complete.

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Make it look real, you fucking bitches.

Yeah, like that.

You're getting paid, you better do it right.

- That's fucking right! - Go down on her!

- Hey, Lemon! - Lemon is here!

Enjoy, sir.

Enjoy, yeah, enjoy my dick!

- Hold on a sec. - Yeah, sure.

All right, have fun.

-Bye, guys. -Eat this, you fuckers!

JJUNI BOY

WHERE ARE YOU?

GO GET JENNY RIGHT NOW

IF YOU LOSE THAT BITCH, WE'RE ALL DEAD

Lend me your lipstick. Those pigs love red.

Lend me your lipstick. Those pigs love red.

Wonder-- What the hell? Ow!

That crazy fucking bitch.

What's the matter with her?

What's going on in there?

What is going on?

CALLING JJUNGHWA

You sons of bitches! What the fuck are you doing?

Get the fuck out of here.

Hey, Jaehee.

Geez, what took you so long to pick up?

I'm so high I can't feel my tongue or my legs.

You're fucked. Lee Junghwa, you…

Something's wrong. What do I do?

Listen.

First shove a finger down your throat, throw up, then get out of there.

Right now? But I didn't get paid yet--

Get the hell out of there already. We're all fucked!

Jesus, rude much?

Holy fuck.

There she is! You fucking bitch, get over here!

-Get her, damn it! -Bastards. Holy shit, fuck me.

FILTER - VIDEO

NO RESULT

Hey.

I think we lost Jenny, that fucking bitch.

I found nothing on Junghwa's phone.

Jenny definitely has it.

Track down that bitch, you, or we're all fucked, got it?

Gangnam ain't that big so you better go find her.

I got it, man.

DELETE

Fuck.

Thank you.

What the hell? What's wrong with you, bitch?

Do you have any idea how expensive this is?

Who's in charge here? Bring him here!

Hey! You the boss?

Excuse me?

Hey.

- Hey. - Stop.

The fuck?

- I mean, why's it so expensive? - Jesus, prices have gone up.

You can't find this stuff anywhere else.

Forget it then, just don't buy it. I don't give a shit.

You fucker.

Come here, come here.

You fucking junkie. Did I not tell you to never sell drugs to my girls?

It wasn't me.

That fucking bitch, Oh Jinyoung, begged me to give her some drugs, all right?

Come here, come here.

You dumb fuck.

Hey, don't you ever sell again to my girls.

Got it?

Come here.

Hey. Hey, is Jenny here?

She's this bitch who fucked us over and ran away.

I can go inside and check, right? Hey, get inside.

- Let's get in. - You guys, go over there.

-Damn it. -Now where the hell did she go?

-What's going on? -Yeah, I know. Hold on a sec.

CALLS - GILHO

Damn it.

Shit, man. Why didn't you fucking pick up?

Get another girl.

Jinyoung's pretty baked. She can't work today.

Forget about her right now. Do you know what happened to Jaehee?

What?

Seems like during her shift last night, she disappeared. She's gone.

Everyone is out there looking for her.

I can't reach Junghwa either. Did something happen to the girls?

MR. YOON

She's really not fucking picking up.

Could she just be working?

No.

Shit.

What's up?

Mr. Yoon, what the hell are you doing?

That bitch is ignoring my calls. You sure Junghwa didn't run?

Got to go.

We don't know anything.

Please… Please don't kill us.

I swear we don't know anything. We really, really don't.

Daddy, no please, Daddy, no--

LUCKY ARCADE

The caller you are trying to reach…

WHY WON'T YOU PICK UP?

Junghwa?

Don't you see that scratch here, old man?

- Come on, that's enough. - I literally just bought this.

- What you gonna do about it, huh? - Please calm down.

We're very busy.

-Babe, let's just go. -Just shut up and wait in the car.

-The insurance company will be here soon. -This thing is so fucking loud.

- Is this road for tractors or something? - Well…

Huh?

Tractors are definitely allowed here, yeah.

Why? What?

- Come on. Don't be like this. - Stop!

Why?

- It's the captain, be cool. - Oh, fuck.

- Thank you, sir. - Yep.

Captain, I thought you took the day off.

Sir, are you okay? You hurt?

No, don't worry. It's okay, I'm fine.

It was just a minor collision.

The insurance company is arriving. We can handle this on our own.

So you can go, Captain.

You drunk? You look flushed.

That's just the way my face is, man.

Can't you tell?

He's the mayor's, uh, second nephew.

Apparently, he drank a bit while playing golf.

We've settled with the old man,

and also, the chief called and said we should just let him go.

Whoa, pretty dark in there. I can't see anything at all.

Hey, hey, hey! Fine, fine, fine, fine.