Any Day Now

The fuck you want?

Hello, Marty.

A little over here.

Did you bake me a cake with a little file in it?

It's about the robbery.

Well, you have to be more specific.

I've robbed a lot of places.

Did you have anything to do with it?

Sadly, no.

And it's one of the great regrets of my life

that you assholes put me in here before I had the chance.

What's your relationship with Steve Baker?

Him.

Well, he-- he broke my heart.

Where's my fucking money?

I've got it.

Well, well, yeah, I mean, no, I--

I don't have it, but I will have it.

I'm just waiting on, like, a tuition check.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

No.

Ow, fuck!

Two days.

OK.

Now, get the fuck out of here before I bleed you.

Yeah.

John Singer Copley.

John Singer Copley, the shark--

Watson and the Shark.

Watson and the Shark, John Singer Copley, painted in 17--

shit.

Oh, 1777.

Oh, John Singleton Copley.

Fucking idiot.

So how are things?

How-- how are thing-- how-- how are things?

Things-- how-- how-- how are things?

You want to give it a shot?

Copy that.

5 bucks.

Make it $10.

Sensor just picked you

up in the Rembrandt room, man. - Shit.

That's a $10 spot.

You owe me.

Smoke alarm in five.

Yeah.

You can't eat that in here.

Excuse me?

You can't bring your own food.

Yeah, but, I mean, like, no one in here.

It's policy.

I just bought the milk from you.

I don't think you can, like, let it slide?

Sorry, man.

You gotta go.

You some kind of poet.

You know, Dante, Keats, Ferlinghetti, Ted Hughes?

Oh.

No, they're-- they're just lyrics to a song.

I'm partial to Bukowski myself, patron

saint of the degenerate.

So you're in a band?

Sort of, yeah.

Er, I'm sorry, do I know you?

You don't have to be sorry.

We're just talking, aren't we?

Yeah.

Hey, I'm right here.

Yeah.

Are you confused?

A little.

Yeah, have-- have we met?

So you like to party?

No.

Mm?

Mm-mm.

You don't smoke a little weed?

- No. - Sacred herb?

Are you a police officer?

Because if you are, then--

You don't have to worry about me.

But what you do have to worry about is, how, on a night guard

salary, right, are you going to pay

for all that product you put up your nose

and give to your friends?

Where are you going to get the cash, Steve?

I will.

I will get it to you. I promise.

I just-- I need--

What do I look like, a piece-of-shit

drug dealer to you?

Now, here's the thing.

That piece-of-shit drug dealer that you do

owe all that money to, he doesn't know where

you work or live, but I do.

And all it takes is one phone call, and he does.

But today's your lucky day.

You do me a favor, I'll take care of your debt.

Let's take a ride.

Where?

Cicero said, "Live as brave men.

And if fortune be averse, face its blows with brave hearts."

You and I, we're going to be good friends.

So are you, like, a gangster?

Gangster? No.

Gangsters are like sheep.

They have to answer up for everything they do.

I want to do something, I do it.

But to operate in the world of gangsters, you-- you got to--

you got to make them think you're a little bit crazy.

You don't want to cross them.

Stealing from the mob, that's a death sentence.

There's not someone in the trunk, is there?

Don't worry about that.

So how'd you get into so much debt?

Uh, well, I've been looking out for my friends.

And they're not paying you back?

No.

Shut the fuck up, Albert!

I swear to God, I--

I'll hit every pothole between here and Billerica.

Who's back there?

Your drug dealer.

He's just a kid.

Are you in school?

I just got kicked out.

For selling drugs to your friends?

Yeah.

You know, that's not being a friend.

That's being a doormat.

Don't try to be friends with people you aspire to be.

Be friends with people who see you for who you are.

Wait here.

No, no, no, don't go.

I can see you through a little hole.

Hey, what's he going to do to me, man?

I don't know.

Please, let me out.

I gotta piss like a racehorse.

I'm scared, man.

But I can't.

Why not?

Because if I let you out, he might take

me and throw me in the trunk.

No, you're wrong. We can run away together.

I'll hide you.

I-- I'm a human being, man!

No, I know you are.

Hey, do I know you?

What's happening?

What are you doing?

I'm freaking out up here.

No, it's OK.

Relax.

Get out slowly.

Come around to the back of the car.

Pop the trunk.

And this will all be over.

Oh, god, here he comes.

Oh, he's going to kill me, isn't he?

Oh, I'm a dead man.

Just shut the fuck up, man!

I'm fucking dead!

I got you one.

I know you.

Hey, don't worry about him.

Focus on me.

I'm going to tell you who I am and why you're here.

And there's good news and bad news.

The bad news is I'm a cop.

The good news is I'm a dirty cop.

So as soon as you get me $30,000,

I'm going to let you go.

Man, I don't have $30,000.

Well, you better find it quick.

I'm in a cash business.

I buy the shit. I sell the shit.

I'm living week to week.

I don't have any savings.

He owes me $5,000.

Get it from him.

I told you, don't worry about him.

This is between you and me.

I just don't have $30,000, man.

Well, call a friend.

I'm a drug dealer, man.

I-- I don't have any friends.

If I had $30,000, man, I'd leave this shit, and I'd go

make some fucking friends.

Well, have you considered activities that

are outside your workplace?

You know, learn pick-up hockey league?

Pick-up hockey?

With teammates?

Hey, who are you calling?

Who's he calling?

You can do it.

You can do it.

Come on.