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Sajan!
Sajan!
Good morning, sir.
Yes, good morning, soldier. Give breakfast, Ramsingh.
Yes sir.
This milk? Why are you taking it to the kitchen?
Sir, I got it from Sajan's room.
I think he didn't drink.
Sajan didn't drink it at night? - No sir.
Maybe he didn't exercise too?
I never saw. He may have.
Serve breakfast.
Good morning, sir.
Morning.
Wait. Didn't you exercise today? - I did.
How much? Just a few crunches?
Stop your excuses. Ramsingh told me everything.
Why did you open your mouth?
Answer me. Why didn't you do exercise and yoga?
Why not? - I woke up late
Why late?
I slept late. - Why?
You know the punishment?
Yes sir. No breakfast.
Right. Go.
What! It's his first day in college.
Will he stay hungry all day? - Yes!
Then he will remember,
he is the son of a Colonel and a grandson of a General.
And that next year he has to join the Defence Academy
and become a military officer. He who breaks rules and
discipline can never be a good officer.
Now do you understand, woman? - Yes.
Why are you still here? C'mon, go.
C'mon!
I brought you here. Sometimes support me too!
You beware. Why did you complain?
Ramsingh! - Coming sir.
Sajan, wait.
Eat this in college. Go. - Thanks mother. I needed this.
Vandana! - Coming.
How much he loves you! Even my share of love is for you! - Enough.
Now go.
It's crushed. - What?
One sandwich. - Sandwich? Sorry.
Are you new? - Yes, it's my first day.
Beware. The guys in this college are very naughty.
They'll rag you real hard. - Is it?
My name is Salim. My pet name is Tempo.
You may call me the same too.
But you will have to treat me once.
Sure. May I pick my book? - Yes sure.
Now what? - Have you come to study?
Probably.
Is he new? - Yes.
Poor thing had to give lunch treat.
May I come in, sir?
I have never seen you before.
Sir, today is my first day in college.
Why are you late?
Sir, I couldn't find the classroom.
Ok, sit down.
Wait. Stand
and introduce yourself first.
My name is SajanSood. - Speak in Hindi.
Speak in Hindi.
I'm SajanSood. My father, Colonel D. N. Sood,
he has got a military transfer here.
Where were you till now? - Madras.
Why not Bangalore? It's near by.
Sir, we own a house here.
Ok. This is a Psychology lecture.
Take this book and read page 225,
'Sex of a child.'
We already proved that children consider their teacher as a mother.
Hello, mother!
Quiet!
Greetings sir. - What is going on?
Sir, we... - C'mon take your seat.
Sit down everybody.
Are you a student? - Yes, my child.
Hello baby! - Hello Rizvan.
Silence.
Hello baby! - Hello.
'My name is Raju, a vagabond. My home is near river Ganga.'
Singing is prohibited in library.
Dear, singing is prohibited, not narrating.
Anything else?
Are you in F.Y.J.C? - Yes, why?
I'm in F.Y.J.C too, baby! Nice meeting you.
Are you coming? - Where?
Don't you know, it's 'Clown's Day' today!
It's a college tradition.
Students make the college laugh.
One who is the funniest, gets a Clown Cap
and a prize from the principal. Come let's go.
It'll be fun.
What is all this!
Is everything ready? - Yes.
What is all this! - I told you it's Clown's Day.
We shall get the prize. Where is my bikini?
Inside. - And his?
I won't wear a bikini.
You will be thrashed if you go nude.
Why are you acting smart? Wear it quickly.
Rizvan, why did you get him? He is new.
He doesn't know the importance of this day.
I got him to get accustomed. He will learn with us.
Brother, now will you wear it, else get embarrassed?
An elephant like me has worn it. So will the mouse.
Take, wear it.
Close it, fast!
Please give the keys. Don't play mischief.
Buddha, Tempo, Refill!
You go and inquire the name of the student,
who came to play cricket in a bikini. Is it a fashion?
He entered the grounds in a bikini.
I meant the same thing. Now hurry! - Yes sir.
Hello, yes. What?
Did you call me sir? - Yes, I asked for water.
It's in front of you, sir. - Thank you.
Even the pen isn't working. - Take this ink pot, sir.
All right. You may go.
Look, that boy in bikini.
Where is your bikini?
God! Don't ask in front of everyone.
Shut up, you shameless boy!
Major!
Have tea.
We won't undress you!
Have you forgotten something?
No!
Buddha, Tempo, the joke made him cry!
What!
Refill, get him here somehow.
There will be trouble if he tells the principal. - Yes!
That absent minded principal may hit us. - Yes.
You hurry! - Ok baby.
Major!
Buddha! Tempo!
He hanged himself!
He hanged himself. Look sir!
You put us in trouble.
Shut up everybody!
Mr. Sharma, get the 3 boys to my office. - Yes sir.
You all should be ashamed! You make fun of your teachers!
Rusticate them for today's behaviour, sir.
You are right. They must be rusticated.
Sir we didn't hang the poster. - Did it hang by itself?
Sir, the new boy did it. - Which new boy?
May I come in, sir?
Why? - Because I'm out.
Why are you out?
Because I want to come in. - Yes come in.
I called you yesterday.
Yes. - Did you recognize me?
Yes immediately. Sit down.
You look just the same even after 40 years.
In childhood, I saw your first film. What was the name?
'Hum Dono'.
You misunderstood. I'm not an actor.
I'm Johnny,
your old student. - Johnny, my ex-student!
Where were you my dear boy?
Your memory is so sharp that you recognized me.
Our family is known for 2 things. One is memory.
Once we see someone, we never forget him.
And secondly..
Why are you all still here? You won't get a leave. Get out!
May we go? - Get out, I said.
They need leave for small reasons.
So tell me, Mr. Johnny Walker.
Johnny! - It's your name.
Let's roam in the streets.
Let's enjoy.
Let's rule the place. - Let's not worry.
Let's not care. - About the world.
All around, left and right, everywhere.
People call us loafer.
Loafer.
Borivali, Kandivali, Dombivali, Chandivali.
Go anywhere.
People know us and so does Mumbai.
We are good at heart.
World is divided, we are united.
All around, left and right, everywhere.
People call us loafer.
Loafer.
Fair cheeks, dark haired beauty, wait.
You make my heart race, you make me crave.
Why are you on the road?
Come here, we will give you love.
All around, left and right, everywhere.
People call us loafer.
Loafer.
Hello, mom. - Hello. You look happy. What's the matter?
Today I enjoyed in the college. - Made new friends?
Yes. Three. - Really?
Mother, where is sir?
At an Ex Army Men Association programme.
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