Wind and Bone

Fuck!

You all right?

-Yeah. -You, uh, dropped your wood.

Yeah. Yeah, just give me a second.

I gotta catch my breath.

Did I scare you?

No.

Bambi back there nearly gave me a heart attack.

Well, that's the last thing I want.

So did you come up here to help me out?

No. I came to see what was taking so long.

I wanna get a fire started before the sun sets, mister.

Uh, wait a minute. You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

Ha. As if.

Hey, uh, wasn't that somebody hitchhiking?

-Uh, just some girl. -Well, shouldn't we stop?

-What's going on? - Oh, nothing.

Alistair's just trying to pick up some chick.

She was out here by herself?

Hey, can we stop?

Hop in.

Hey. Sorry.

Hey, I'm Alistair.

-Sierra. -April.

Jeff.

So where are you headed, miss?

Um, just north.

-What's that? -Uh, north.

I bet it's gonna be so nice and quiet

and romantic up there.

I wonder if Charles finally popped the question to Lauren.

I said, it sure would be nice if someone were to take advantage

of this beautiful scenery and propose to their girlfriend.

So what time's your sister getting in tomorrow?

What?

April, when's she getting here?

I don't know. Tomorrow.

Yeah, when tomorrow?

Does it matter?

They'll get here when they get here.

We still have the place for one more night, though.

I know what that look means.

-Thanks. -Absolutely.

So you guys, you're literally just hiking up

the mountain and, like, staying at a cabin?

Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much the sum of it.

[April[ So, uh, what tribe are you from?

I'm not Native American.

- Oh, I'm so sorry. -Did you wanna come?

I know I look like it. I get asked it all the time.

It's half the reason why I got the job.

Nice.

So, uh, is this the trail entrance?

Yeah. It's about ten miles that way.

As a crow flies.

Because it looks like

you have everything that you need packed.

-Oh. -And we have plenty of room.

Why not?

Just, uh...

- Hey, Al. -Yeah, what's up?

You still like the guy? I'm not so certain about him.

Uh, look, I might be having second thoughts, man.

I was actually thinking that, um,

maybe our new friend here

could come with us, considering that, you know, we have...

Yeah, that's fine, man.

What-- Okay, what is this?

It's precaution, just in case we need it.

What, road flares?

Who are you planning on signaling out in the woods?

-You don't need those. -Hey, uh, yeah, I'd like

to keep those, actually, just in case. Thank you.

You guys? Uh, just a thought.

Are we sure that this guy really knows where...

Hey. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're-- you're gonna come with us, right?

I mean, we're not just gonna leave you

on the side of the road, right, Jeff?

I mean, yeah, I already said it's okay.

Yeah. Come on.

You guys aren't weird or anything, right?

- - So weird.

-Yeah. -Yeah, we're so weird.

Because I thought you might all be boring rich kids.

Yeah, well, no trust funds here, but, uh--

You all right back there?

Yeah, just fine.

All right, we gotta go.

All right. Let's go.

Sierra! Come on!

What time is it?

Late. Or early.

Couldn't sleep.

Yeah?

Why not?

'Cause of your snoring.

Sorry.

I had a really bad dream.

Yeah?

I kept hearing something really strange outside.

Maybe it was some of those park rangers?

They have park rangers up here?

Yeah, no, I think I saw some of 'em

clearing the roads or something.

Hmm.

I don't know.

What are you drinking?

I don't know.

Are you drinking in bed?

- -Hey, come on, give me some.

Uh, what do I get out of this trade?

Uh, I think you already got it.

Oh, really? Are you so sure about that?

I happen to be keen about such things.

Oh, okay.

Ugh, I gotta pee.

I don't wanna go all the way down the hill.

That's what you get for drinking in bed.

- -Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Um, take the headlamp.

You got one?

Yeah, thanks. I guess I'll go all alone.

Watch out for critters.

Keep that bed warm for me.

You got it.

I'll hold down the fort.

All right, I'll be back soon.

So, what's in that spray, anyways?

I don't know. Like, peppers?

I just got it in case some weirdos picked me up

and tried to kill me or something.

-Dang! You got us. - Busted.

What?

Well, the day's young as we're leading you to your death.

Just ignore these two, Sierra.

They're just both a little bit demented.

Me? What did I do?

Or maybe to our forest foursome.

Cook you over a spit.

- -

Silence! See, they're demented!

Definitely that's not gonna help.

I am so glad you decided to tag along.

I could not be fifth-wheeling with these idiots

for an entire week.

That reminds me of an old Indian proverb.

In the woods, how can you tell the difference

between a small critter and bear shit?

It smells like pepper spray?

And you can call me Curtis, by the way.

Will do.

Just give me a second.

- Hey, babe. -Hmm?

Might wanna go easy on the water, huh?

Shut up, I'm thirsty.

Yeah, but you're gonna have to make a pit stop later.

All right.

Okay.

Shit.

Yo, April!

Come on, chica. Today would be nice.

Uh, yeah, just give me a second.

You know, if you get bit by a snake,