Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

INCOGNITO

Okay class, this might take me a while to explain,

but since every precious breath we breathe comes via this reaction

I think it's worthwhile that I show you the process that produces photosynthesis.

Of course, you will not be tested on this.

- What's going on, Daria? - This won't be on the test.

What test?

Hey Butt-Head, look.

From the "crapeteria".

Direct hit, tale gunner Beavis.

Yeah, you try it.

Sorry Earl.

- Uh oh. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yes! - These guys are cool!

This is a Def Jam. These guys are def.

Whoa! You mean they can't hear?

No Beavis!

Hey Beavis, are you "down with the king"?

Are they talking about, like, Don King?

No, dumbass, he was talking about Burger King.

Yeah.

...and since kindergarten I acquired the knowledge

and after twelve grade I went straight to college...

- Whoa! College sucks! - Yeah. I don't like knowledge either.

- Earl sure was pissed. - Yeah.

Look Mickey, you got a choice.

The gang knows we picked you up.

So, when you walk out the station house they'll figure you talked.

I say your life ain't worth a sorry sack of skin holding it together.

Yeah, what's my other choice?

Enter the witness protection program.

Testify and we'll change your identity, your face, your name.

You'll be a completely different person.

Not even your own mother would recognize you.

- Hey Beavis, - What?

He said "Mother".

Okay Mickey, a new face, a new name.

And those guys trying to rob you out are never gonna find you.

Hey Butt-Head, he'll never know who we are.

Shut up! My name is not Butt-Head anymore.

Oh, yeah. Right, Bung-Head.

Let's go Crevice, and remember:

We're not from here.

This is gonna be cool.

- Andrews? - Here.

Beavis? Butt-Head?

Hey guys, why aren't you answering?

Why would we answer?

Yeah, you did not call our names.

Guys, I clearly said "Beavis and Butt-Head".

We're not them.

I'm Bung-Head, he's Crevice.

We are extra strange students.

Oh, exchange students, huh? And where are you boys from?

Somewhere else.

Yeah.

Well then, bienvenue a mi cuarto del claso.

"That's welcome to my classroom" in two languages.

Maybe you speak one of them.

Okay class, today I'll finish that diagram of the photosynthetic process.

Nice try, Beaver and Butt-plug.

I hope that shot didn't come from in here.