A Breed Apart

- All right, people, let's-

- I should have listened to my agent.

I just stepped in dog shit,

and it got between my toes, and it's humid,

besides some dog shit.

At least I hope it was dog shit. (sighs)

Ugh, seriously, I don't know what else can go wrong

with this picture.

Hey, I am, I am trying, I really am here.

I'm holding on for dear life,

but it's like this universe has it out

for this project or something.

What?

Hey.

- So you emerge from the darkness.

You're being chased by a cavalry as hounds.

As you get out to the field, the cavalry of hounds,

they engulf you, and you reach your hand into the sky,

just as they come upon you. - What?

And there's-

- That is nothing like what we rehearsed,

nothing like what we rehearsed.

What are you talking about, what?

Like, I am all about, like,

action, okay, and- and- and I really am,

but we have to be, like, it's gotta be-

Fuck my life.

- Controlled. Controlled authentic, okay?

Nobody wants to die here, okay?

Now, you know I love dogs, but these dogs are super weird-

- These dogs? - Something's off.

You mean our dogs?

Yes.

Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.

Are you kidding me?

Have you checked in with the craft service guy?

Yeah, no.

- Okay, well, let me let you in on something.

They couldn't reattach his finger.

He's down to nine, so completely,

please, come up with some plan

where I get to leave here with 10 of my fingers.

- The only plan I know is the one

where it looks like you're getting mauled,

and that's why your wardrobe is tailor made

for this kind of heroism.

Fuck, what about the blood?

Is the blood okay for the dog?

Yeah.

- It's been green lighted by the vet

and everything? - Yes, it's top-shelf organic

pig's blood, I had it right here, okay?

This is, like, a five star Michelin meal for these guys.

- You're kidding, right, pig's blood?

Pig's blood, are you fucking kidding me?

No.

- So- so you want to bathe me in pig's blood

and send these dogs after me and to attack me?

Are you, are you, that's it,

you know- - Look, this has gotta be

final, they've gotta have

real hunger, okay? - No, I can't take anymore.

I am done. - If they're not drooling-

- That's it, wrap it up.

Montoya?

Maria?

Come on, Maria.

Montoya?

Montoya?

Montoya?

Maria?

Marco!

Marco?

Marco?

Maria.

Hector!

Yeah, dude, and I am bringing five content creators, what?

Five top content creators to come to this island

to save these beautiful mutts

and give them the boozy influencer lifestyle.

I am Willy Wonka with the Golden Ticket,

and the hot young Timothée Chalamet Willy Wonka,

not the old, creepy one.

I'm bringing these digital dynamos to this island

and I'm gonna say their names

Right now, drum roll.

First on the list.

for the next generation of busy ladies.

And that's how you dominate your morning ritual.

- Vince Ventura mentioned you

in his live stream, play video?

- Play. - Play.

- First on the list, the unparalleled Killer Queen.

You and your life hack, beautifully meta.

Next on the list- - Hell, yeah.

Big Farmer.

You gotta check this out.

- Hey, man, don't you see

Big Farmer Jay dropping some tasty bars?

It's super fresh.

But so is this.

Vince Ventura. - Big Farmer Jay.

- He's inviting you to a private island.

- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't wait to bask in your energy.

Dope.

- And next, our very own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.

- Vince Ventura, it's about time you recognized real talent.