KillTonyMania

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Hey, this is Redban!

Coming to you live from Dolby Live at Park MGM

in Las Vegas, Nevada!

For a brand new episode of Kill Tony,

give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe!

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Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?

-Yippee! -

Brian Redban, ladies and gentlemen.

The best damn band in all the land, everybody!

WrestleMania Weekend, Las Vegas, who's with me, huh?

Oh, we are gonna have some damn fun tonight.

How about one more time for the WWE, Netflix,

putting this thing on?

It is a first of its kind event.

We are so excited, so let's just get the party started, huh?

Ladies and gentlemen, your first guest tonight,

one of the best comedians in the world.

His new special is on Netflix,

Take a Banana for the Ride.

He will be doing The Roast of Kevin Hart live on May 10th,

one of the greatest joke smiths in the world,

one of the greatest comedians on planet Earth,

a best friend, a mentor,

make some noise for the great and powerful Jeffrey Ross, everybody!

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Yeah!

The roast master general has arrived to the WWE Universe!

Hell yeah!

Jeffrey Ross, everybody!

Let's go!

We're just gonna keep it moving along.

Ladies and gentlemen, your second guest tonight,

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The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen!

Fuck yeah!

Doesn't get any fucking cooler than this, people.

This is Kill Tony at WrestleMania!

Welcome to Kill Tony Mania!

Oh my God.

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I must have left my dressing room door open.

-Who farted? What the fuck? -

This is the first true "holy shit" chant

in the history of Kill Tony.

Much deserved.

Make some noise one more time for The Undertaker and Jeff Ross.

Hell yeah.

We are just getting the party started, everybody.

This is unbelievable.

Jeffrey Ross, like I said, the newest special on Netflix,

Take a Banana for the Ride.

You're going live on Mother's Day, May 10th,

with The Roast of Kevin Hart.

Tony… How many people think Tony should return

and come back and roast Kevin Hart?

Tony, you gotta do it, brother.

I'm asking you to do it.

On behalf of Kevin and Netflix and me and everybody,

you gotta fucking come back

and tear that little motherfucker a new asshole.

-May 10th. -Let's make it official right now.

I'm on it, May 10th, representing you,

the Kill Tony Universe, again.

We crushed Tom Brady.

We're gonna double down and go even harder on Kevin Hart.

We're gonna shoot him out of a cannon.

I love it.

The Undertaker is here, everybody.

His hit podcast Six Feet Underground with The Undertaker.

Six Feet Under.

Six Feet Under.

Six Feet Under with The Undertaker.

I should have known that. I've done the show.

All your favorite comedians have done this show.

All your favorite wrestlers have done it.

Make sure you check it out. It is amazing.

Undertaker, this is your first time on the show.

I'm sure you kinda know what goes on, but I'm gonna explain it.

About 200 comedians signed up earlier

for the chance to be pulled out of this bucket.

If their name gets pulled, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.

- -That means they have to wrap it up then.

Or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear…

…which interrupts their set.

I conduct an interview. We find out more about them.

The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen.

Are you guys ready to start tonight's show?

Well, we're gonna start it with a bang,

'cause this is the first-ever Kill Tony Mania.

Let's start it with the Kill Tony Hall of Famer

with the most appearances ever in the history of the show.

The most interviews in the history of the show.

Opening tonight's show, the Big Red Machine, ladies and gentlemen,

the Vanilla Gorilla, the Memphis Strangler,

this is William Montgomery!

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Redban!

This summer at Bash at the Beach,

me and "Mean" Gene Okerlund are gonna tag team…

your mom!

I love how The Undertaker's manager was named Paul Bearer.

If I were a wrestler,

my manager's name would be Robin William Blind.

Okay, let's keep moving. Fuck.

Remember when Redban's mom used to wrestle?

I think her name was Yokozuna.

No, but seriously, if I were a professional wrestler,

my manager's name would be Willy.

Willy Baddett booking me at any decent comedy clubs.

Okay.

If I were a wrestler,

my finishing move would be putting jet fuel in my mouth

and spitting out flames.

But then Alex Jones said that jet fuel can't melt steel chairs.

Okay, that's my time, Tony!

William Montgomery, what is going on?

Tony, my name is Nectar.

That's your character?

-Nectar. - Why is it Nectar?

Nectar? Hardly knew her.

Okay.

Oh my God.

That's because it's my name!

So I can set myself up for that one, Tony!

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But so nice to be here.

Tony, I don't know if you knew this,

but I've kind of been going through it over the past couple of weeks.

And actually, yesterday, I got a call from my sweet brother, Selden.

And he's like, "William, is everything okay?"

And I said, "Why do you ask? Yeah, I'm okay."

And he said, "Oh, there's an ambulance

right in front of your apartment and four police cars."

And I go out there to go get some ZYNs.

And I talked to one of the police officers,

and he's like,

"Yeah, you're not in danger. Don't worry."

I asked if everything was okay.

So now I realized it was my neighbor got murdered or died.

So Tony, last night I'm in my bedroom thinking,

"My God, I wonder if ghosts go through the walls."

Because it's a very thin wall.

It's a very thin wall I'm working with, Tony.

I got to tell you, it looks like you have a ghost

in your underpants there, William.

There is a zombie.

Tony.

Yeah, don't zoom in on that.

I actually took a little Adderall earlier,

and that's why my penis looks like this, so…

-Yikes. -Jeff Ross.

William, you're here at WrestleMania,

but your dick is still at Coachella.

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Okay, let's keep moving, Tony.

What's going on?

That's what we call a foreign object.

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He's got something in his tights.

I think he's wrestling with his sexuality.

Yeah, I did get this on a homosexual website,

um, so that would make sense.

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Kill Tony, yeah--

Let's go, motherfuckers!

Oh yeah.

What a crowd, Tony.

What a crowd. What a way to kick it off.

The best fans in the world, the crossover, the WWE Universe

and the Kill Tony Universe.

Thank you for taking me to WrestleMania today.

That was really fun, man.

Yeah, that was so much fun.

We watched some people go through the Spanish announce table.

It was so exciting.

William, I've never seen that tattoo before on your thigh.

-What is that? -Which one?

I got a baby Taz with a cowboy hat.

I also have a geisha Stimpy that I'm most proud of.

And then a Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales,

some different little characters I have.

Your balls to dick ratio is absolutely incredible.

It looks like…

Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

See, I was trying to mess with my penis before I came out here

to try to make it bigger, but it wasn't working.

It appears to be mostly balls.

That's not balls. That's his dick.

It appears to be mostly balls