Despicable Me 4

Ah. Hmm.

Stuart.

Illumination!

Phil, Ron, Ralph! Stay focused.

Uh. Uh, okay, okay.

Hmm.

Okay, our target is Maxime Le Mal,

one of the Anti-Villain League's most wanted.

And, trust me, a real jerk.

So, there is no room for error. Got it?

Sí, boss.

Phil, Ron!

Ah.

Ah!

Kids can be so cruel, but Maxime can be even crueler.

Ho, ho, ho. Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.

Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal. You look--

Magnificent? Yes, I know.

What did you think, huh?

I was going to look like a bald loser with a dad bod?

Oops. Looks like you beat me to it, no?

Ooh. Ooh!

Oh.

It's good to laugh, no?

Anyway, you remember my girlfriend, Valentina?

She was captain of the Femme Fatale cheer squad,

and the most popular girl at school, huh?

I remember.

Good to see you, Valentina.

What happened, Gru?

All your dreams of becoming a famous villain, they go poof-poof, huh?

Well, I don't know if you know,

but I did manage to steal the moon.

Really?

You mean, that moon?

Is this on?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Good evening and welcome, Lycée Pas Bon alumni.

Now, we're going to kick off the festivities

by announcing the winner of our most coveted award,

The Golden Alumni.

And so, without further ado,

the winner of this year's Golden Alumni is, uh...

Oh, my favorite student.

Maxime Le Mal.

What? Are you kidding me? Thank you. Thank you.

Merci. Merci beaucoup.

No, you don't have to.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm sure you all know

that I have something very big in the works.

Now, some of you laughed at my childhood obsession with cockroaches.

But I quickly learned that they are a miracle of evolution.

And I have found a way to harness the strength

and the speed and the-- What is the word?

"Unsquishability" of the most powerful creature on the planet.

Which makes me indestructible and unstoppable!

Maxime! Maxime! Maxime!

Behold the power of the cockroach!

So, my sad little friend, what do you say about that, huh?

Well, I'd say you're...

under arrest, courtesy of the Anti-Villain League.

Oh... ...I don't think so, mon ami.

Oh, yeah? Goop grenade!

No!

Hi-yah!

Move in.

AVL! Everybody, freeze!

Stay where you are. Move!

Ha!

Stay there!

Freeze!

Gotcha!

No, no, no! No!

This is not happening!

C'est impossible.

Get your hands off of me!

- I am commanding you to let me go.

So long, Maxime!

Who's the loser now?

Loser, loser, loser!

This is not over!

You won't always have the AVL

to fight your battles, you coward!

Mark my words! I will exterminate you!

Not, uh-- Not scary at all.

Hello, everybody!

Gru, what's up? Yay, Gru!

Hey, Gru. I'm so happy you're here!

What's shaking in the Gru house?

Look what I taught Lucky.

Lucky, sit.

Aw, Lucky, I said sit.

Well, it is only his first lesson.

Uh, maybe we practice outside from now on.

There's my favorite husband!

Did you remember to get the milk?

Well, yes. They had a few kinds.

They got the almond milk, soy milk, hemp milk,

oat milk, goat milk, chocolate milk, half-and-half,

powdered, and of magnesia.

What about regular milk?

No, they don't make that anymore.

Oh!

Wait a minute.

One, two, three girls.

One wife.

Something is missing.

No, I think that's all of us. Yeah.

You know what? I keep forgetting...

this guy!

Oh, ho, ho! There's my boy!

There he is!

Ah, coochy, coochy, coochy.

Where is Daddy's hug?

Oh, looks like somebody's a little cranky!

Behind that sourpuss, I know you love your dada!

Go on, say it.

Dada. Dada.

Yes, of course he loves you! He just--

He just doesn't show it on his face,

or with his body language.

Right, Gru Jr? Come on.

Show Daddy how much you love him.

Oh, I know what will make you happy!

Mmm, Bahama Medley!

No? It's from The Bahamas.

All of them. Look.

Oh, so yummy!

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh, that really tastes like The Bahamas!

See? He loves his daddy!

He's sharing.

Phil, Ralph, Ron!

Hup, hup, hup!

Hup!

Pistachio. Yeah, cashew.

Gotcha!

Thanks, guys.

Ramsbottom?

Bottom.

I need a word with you both. Sure, but what--

I'm sorry. There's no time for chitchat.

Maxime Le Mal has sent you a message from prison.

Bonjour, Gru.

I know you can hear me, so hear this.

You think you can humiliate me and get away with it? Yes?

But, no!

When I break out of prison, I'm coming for my revenge, Gru!

But this time, I won't go so easy on you!

And I know where you live!

So you better sleep with one eye open, because you can't hide from me!

Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!

Don't worry. He can't get out of there.

It's a maximum security prison.

Ah, yes, well, um...

...he escaped yesterday.

What?

Leave our home?

Oh, no. You're gonna love it.

It's called "the safe house,"

and it's fun, and it's safe, and it's fantastic and we're going.

Yeah, you'll get a new room, go to a new school.

It'll be fun, right?

Everything's gonna be new. We love new!

What about all my friends?

You'll make new friends.

Probably better ones.

I can't believe this.

Yes, yes. Lot of emotions. Big life change.

Less talking, more walking.

Come on, here we go.

I'm sorry you can't go with us, Lucky.

Take good care of him.

Be good, Lucky!

Don't forget to practice your tricks!

We'll arrive at the AVL safe house in a few hours.