Chespirito: Not Really on Purpose (Chespirito: Sin querer queriendo)

Calm down, calm down.

Wait, wait.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

The spider.

Careful.

Let's see, pass me a sheet.

Quick, quick, quick.

Run, run.

Come on.

Be careful.

Careful!

There it is.

They didn't count on my cunning.

Watch out!

What was that?

Go to the room and find the spider.

Run, run.

Disgusting!

Did you hear that?

That's scary! It was horrible!

Who's there?

Who's there?

Did you catch her?

Yes, my love.

But he's gone now.

Are you okay?

You're scared of spiders too, aren't you?

A little bit.

My love.

Even though your dad is afraid of spiders,

he's very brave.

and he'll always take care of us.

Thank you, Dad.

Yes, my love.

Go to sleep now.

Come on.

Go over there.

No, brother. You were wrong.

Look, I don't even want to look at you,

- because my adrenaline's getting high. - Understand me, that was going to end badly.

It ended badly anyway.

You're the one who doesn't understand, asshole.

Do you know what it's like to end the thing that opened the doors for you?

That's crazy!

- Aren't you going to listen to me anymore? - Why?

Now I have to think what the hell I'm going to say to Vargas.

Bro, seriously. Upstairs they're not happy at all with your attitude.

What do we gain by talking bad about people?

Don't answer me. I'm telling you,

we're gaining more hate than love. That's it!

Do you know how many people wanted that space?

Have you ever asked yourself that?

You put everything at risk, Roberto!

Everything.

Now Treviño is definitely pulling his strings

to bring in either Palacios or whoever else.

No, no, not Palacios.

Yes, Palacios!

- What are we going to do? - What are we going to do?

I'm not going to do anything.

You got yourself into this mess, and you're the only one who gets out.

Can you explain to me what the hell we just saw?

I thought it would never end. Eternal.

So that the best thing would be Palacios.

Explain it to me.

Friend.

- Brother. - Brother.

Come here.

Wait a moment.

Verito, see you tomorrow.

Hey, that's awesome. Such talent, my God.

I totally agree with you.

You've met Mauricio Kleiff, right?

The best writer in Mexico?

Now he works for you?

Nice to meet you.

Great.

He's going to be in charge of writing the best comedy for you

in Mexico for television.

Hey, I think we can do with The Nutty and The Tomato.

- Okay. - How does this sound?

Laughter Cocktail,

with Victor Palacios.

I love it!

I love Víctor Palacios!

You deserve it. Believe me.

Coming to Channel 8

is the best decision

you could have made in your career.

I hope so.

It will be.

So, what? Shall we get some drinks?

- To celebrate. - But you pay.

How delicious! I'm craving it now.

My mouth is watering.

I'm so glad you're writing for me.

Let's hurry, it's going to rain.

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My nerves are on edge, Ñeca.

I have to come up with the idea of ​​the century.

And even more so, now that there's another mouth to feed.

Where five can eat, six can.

That's said by someone who's never had to feed five mouths.

Especially when those five eat like they're ten.

And this one, I think she has good teeth, like her mom.

So you and I are going to have to eat as if we were half of one.

It's okay.

But we'll manage, just like we've always done.

We'll manage, just like we've always done.

As a team.

El Chespiro

and Chelita.

The coolest.

Cool.

Cool.

What's wrong?

Ñeca, what do I do? How can I help you?

Talk to the doctor.

And then? Nothing else?

I told you to put on a shirt.

Look how you turned out.

Shirt?

Mom, I'm not five years old.

You're eight.

Ñequita, I need your opinion.

Ma...

Which do you like best?

With that dress? Neither.

Next time, completely slathered in sunscreen.

- Sorry. - Chelita, can you hear me?

Yes.

I'm having a discussion with Casasola.

Another one?

It's a creative discussion. I'm thinking

that for the final scene,

instead of saying goodbye at the pool bar,

we'll have a bonfire on the beach. But he wants to force it

because he says he's already

planned everything and I don't know what. - It's burning me up!

I know, but I already sent for you the cream I always put on you.

Now you're going to have to be patient.

I think it's much more exciting at the beach.

A bonfire by the sea,

the sunset,

the lights of Acapulco are going to look amazing.

Nina, could you bring me Paulina's sandals, please?

Mom!

What do you think is better?

I don't know, honestly.

What do you like more or less?

Mom.

Do you like us doing it down here?

Tell him to give me Ceci's blouse.

- It's my favorite. - My blouse?

It's because you lent it to me.

No.

Hey, can you help me, please?

- Yes! - What's on your mind?

Whatever, it's fine.

Mom!

But I asked you to please take care of your sister...

Just look at how they turned out!

What are you saying?

Beach or pool?

Where there's more shade.

Come here.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

It's my eyebrows.

They say a fifth isn't bad,

But a sixth, Roberto?

Really?

Hey, I just came to say hi,

But I'll stop by another time. I don't want to bother you.

- You're already here! - No, seriously.

- Don't be a clown. - Come in. Come in.

Thank you.

Thank you for being here.

But look at that, how beautiful that new mother looks!

Thank you very much, Sergio.

- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

Look, I brought you these cigars because I don't know what you were going to give.

So...

Chocolate, we had a daughter.

But I don't eat chocolate!

Look, I brought you that too.

And this?