El Planeta

I'm not returning your online purchases ever again!

Leo...

- Margot? - Yes.

Hey! How are you?

You had longer hair in the picture.

Ah, yeah. I cut it recently.

Oh well! That's a shame.

- Well, it grows. - It does, yes.

- How are you? - Good, good.

Thank God it stopped raining, right?

The weather is crazy. I went out in a coat the other day,

and that's normal in October, but it's so hot!

Gijon should be OK since it's cold here,

but in the tropics, it must be like an oven, so uncomfortable...

OK, well, breathe.

Do you want to have a drink or eat something?

Oh, no. Got to go soon.

I'm in rush actually.

No...

Well...

Shall we talk?

So, look, it'd be very simple.

I work at the shopping mall

and we'd do this on breaks.

We would meet at the bus stop.

You'd wait there. I'll pick you up and we'd drive

to an apartment I know in the outskirts 'cause I'm married.

I don't want drama...

Very discreet.

And...

So that's it.

Any questions? You look a little...

Well, I...

I don't know, I guess,

what do you like? What turns you on?

Well, what I really like

is to get pissed on.

And on the days we meet up,

you'd have to eat and drink what I say.

I'd send you a WhatsApp.

Yes, no problem.

What do you think?

No, I think that's great.

- Whatever turns you on, turns me on. - OK.

So, then...

How about Tuesday?

Yeah, Tuesday's fine with me.

I don't want to be rude...

but, more or less, how much would you give me?

How much do you have in mind?

Well, I read in a blog that it's like 500 a night.

No! What are you talking about?

Way off, but OK, look.

I can tell you that

around here, for example...

it's around 20 Euros for a blow job... OK?

From there out, you can do the math. But, yeah.

What are you thinking?

Nothing... There's this book I want that costs exactly 19.99.

I'm wondering if it's worth sucking a dick for a book.

- Is it at the library? - No, this one isn't.

Well...

So...

Would you like to think about it and...?

Yes, no problem. I will WhatsApp you.

OK, great. Perfect. Awesome.

I gotta go.

My daughter had ballet and she's probably waiting for me.

- Sorry! - No worries!

OK, so, give me a kiss!

- We'll stay in touch. - Great. Was a pleasure to meet you.

Goodbye!

The check, please!

Mom! Where's my charger?

- Don't shout! - The charger... oh it's here.

Here, for you.

- Where were you? - At the library.

Is it cold out?

It's colder in here.

Did you know they're closing Triton?

It's closing down.

Ah, yeah. I saw it on my way here.

Will they have sales now?

That or they'll have to give their expensive fabrics away.

What will they open there now?

A 1 Euro Store.

Yeah, maybe.

What are you doing with so many papers?

I'm freezing my enemies.

How many enemies do you have?

Well, they're not anymore, because if they're frozen,

they can't do me harm and they'll leave me alone.

So, can we use the glasses to drink water now?

Or are you still using them for curses?

You're telling me you want people to be mean to you?

No, but I'd also prefer not to drink water out of bowls.

Then go buy more glasses.

There's no food here.

"San Lorenzo smells like shit, surfers say in Gijon."

Really, San Lorenzo beach smells like shit.

"The surfers say.

This morning, swimmers found brown foam on the shore

and substances that, when stepped on, smell like feces."

Gross.

Hey, is there anything to eat besides cookies?

Eat cookies!

No, I'm sick of cookies.

If I keep eating carbs, I'm going to have a poor person's body.

Close your bag or you'll lose your money.

Good afternoon. Martin Scorsese is the highlight today.

The Princess of Asturias award-winning filmmaker is here...

Turn up the volume.

The director, screenwriter and producer

is astounded by the beauty of our region,

where he will lead several activities entitled "Scorsese Factory."

The 2019 Gijon Cider Festival has come to an end

having set a new record for group cider drinking at 9700...

OK, well, I'm going to eat at Raquel's.

They're going to think we don't have food at home.

- Wait, come here! - What!?

Bye!

Hello.

Hi! How are you?

I'm good, I'm good. And you?

I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.

- I see you cut your hair. - Yeah.

Oh, that's too bad. It was so nice long.

Well, it grows.

I don't know. Where the hell are you?

- Your connection's terrible right now. - I'm visiting my family in Spain.

Cute. When are you coming back to London?

I don't have a ticket yet, but soon-ish, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah.

Very soon.

So, what's up?

Don't tell anyone:

Cristina Aguilera is working on a comeback.

Because she got fat and all.

She's trying to shift towards this artsy aesthetic

for the launch of her new album.

- Please, turn your video off? - Sorry.

Is it really bad?

So much better.

Anyway, I was saying,

she's going for a Solange Knowles sort of vibe.

It'll take a lot of talent, that and some compression garments.

You're awful.

I get paid to be awful.

But anyway, the reason I'm calling is

we're giving her the cover and we want you to style it.

Oh! OK. That's great.

Thank you. That's great news! I'd love to do it.

Wonderful!

Tell me more about it, when...

Leo! Don't waste electricity!

Sorry. What was that?

No, my mom... Dinner is ready!

No problem. So, when and where?

Oh in New York, in like two weeks.

Alright, sounds doable. Great.

So yeah, what's the budget?

Well, we're still waiting to confirm some sponsors

but we'll definitely put you up for a night at the Face Hotel on us.

OK. Is the flight included or anything?

No, definitely not an overseas flight.

The bigger the name, the less money involved.

It is a lot of exposure.

Yeah. Sure. No, great. Thank you.

I need to look at my schedule to see

if I have time to come to New York in the next two weeks,

but I'd love to do it...

Yeah, I mean, think about it. Take your time.

Don't take too long.

Can I get a response from you by...

say, this Thursday?

Yeah. Totally. Yeah. Great!

- Thursday. - OK.

- Super. - Great!

I gotta run now but...

- OK, miss you. - Lovely to talk to you.

Have a good evening.

Yeah, evening. Have a good morning.

Alright. Bye. Love you.

Fuck!

How long have you been there?

Why are you cleaning?

What?!

Why clean? It's not our house anymore!

As long as this house is mine, it will be a clean house.

Stop moving!

Stay still. I want to sleep.

Stop moving. You're shaking the whole mattress.

Mom, it's so early. It's only 9 pm.

I want to sleep!

You're just like your dad.

Geez, comparing me to Dad because of this...

But!? God!

- Why are you here? - I'm freezing, Mom!

I'm freezing too.

I'm cold too.