The Class

[singer singing in foreign language]

[singer singing in foreign language]

[singer singing in foreign language]

- Jason. - Jessie.

Oh, good to see you.

All right. Good morning, guys.

How's everybody doing?

That good, huh, Jason? Thank you for that.

That's the last one of those, okay?

Hey.

Hey. Tap him on the shoulder, please.

Young man. This is not daycare.

-Then I'm in the wrong place. -

Mr. Faulk, why are we in this classroom?

Because this is where I put you.

Get off the cell or it's gonna be mine.

Got it? Okay. Good.

Now, please answer when I call all of your names.

Okay, Mr. Faulk. I'll take it from here.

Hold on a second. I'm busy here. I'm taking attendance.

Bro, there's like six of us here.

Yeah. Mr. Faulk, why are you here today?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Okay, kids. The real question...

is why are you all here today?

I take this class.

Mr. Faulk, we're all very grateful

for your sacrifice.

These are called school rules, okay?

I take attendance and then I fill out this form.

That's the way it works, guys.

Nobody cuts.

Nobody causes trouble.

All right, guys. So anybody wanna do a warm up,

stretching, vocal exercises? Come on, guys.

- Um, Mr. Faulk. -

Mr. Faulk. Mr. Faulk.

You know like we do...

Excuse me. Not now.

I'm just wondering about lunch.

Oh, yeah. Actually, I, uh, need to eat

at least five times a day.

Hey, dude, I actually forgot to pack my lunch this morning.

I'm actually wondering when the exam would be done?

Also I definitely take a pick for my--

What's going on? Seriously?

Guys! Hello!

Wow. Maybe this is daycare.

Excuse me.

That's not really proper attire, is it?

-A little creepy, dude. - And you,

do you own a pair of shoes?

- Yeah. -Put your feet on the floor.

-And button it up, okay? -Uh, Mr. Faulk,

it's a Saturday.

All right, people.

Against my wishes,

you've all been given a second chance.

So if you blow it, you will all be in summer school.

Class, I'll be back in a minute. Come on.

-What? -Phil, what was that all about?

Just doing my job.

Oh, I'm thrilled to hear it.

Okay. Their attitude is for shit.

-Oh, would you lighten up. -And I heard about you.

What does that supposed to mean?

I mean, the way you teach. All of these.

The handholding to a bunch of kids

that are too lazy to do the work.

You know, I heard about you, too.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

I heard that you went to high school here

and that you were quite the thespian

and not a bad singer.

Actually, I was a great singer

-till I came to my senses. -Really? And--

And realized it was a freaking waste of time.

- -Much like acting class, okay?

Okay. I just need you to stay

out of my process today.

-Your process? -Uh-hmm.

Okay. Well, you want a handhold? Go ahead.

That's not the way it works out there, Miranda.

Was that dramatic enough?

You were that girl protesting last week

on the school lawn. That was you.

It was for a good cause.

Knew it.

What are you looking at, huh? Just the playbook?

It's called preparation.

Max, smile.

Hey, what are you doing?

Why? I can't take no pictures of you?

No, you can't.

He won't be posting any of that.

You know, why don't we all take a group shot?

A group shot? For what?

Don't we just sign like a release or something?

I'm kidding, guys.

-Yeah. Good joke. -Yes, that's jokes.

No. Come on. I'm serious. Come on.

-Let's do it. You in? -You know what? Sure.

-Why not? - And she with it.

Come on, boy. Move around.

Yeah. She wants to take a picture.

Let's go, guys. Get up.

- Come on. - Get up off your asses.

-Go. - Please?

-Come on, boys. - Stop touching me.

- Okay. - All right. Jessie.

Do you want to take the picture?

Sure. Okay.

I'll just...

Okay. I don't look too good.

Okay.

All right. I think we got some good ones.

Got it? Yeah. Send that to Faulk, yeah.

So I hear...

golden boy, he's been scouted, big shot now.

Yeah. What, you jealous, Tarzan?

No.

Why aren't you on the field today, huh?

Same reason we're all here.

What other reason would there be?

Why don't you get this out of my face, huh?

What's your problem?

I got a few. You wanna hear about 'em?

No, you don't.

I can see this is gonna be a fun-filled day.

But why are you in this class, huh?

Did you stand in the wrong line?

Yeah. Maybe I did, why do you care?

Well, I sense a humor in this guy.

I'll show you my sense of humor.

Easy, boy. Easy. Okay?

I'm just breaking the ice.

Hey, will you be like this all day or what?

Warming up my man.

You know. Push me.

I'll blow this whole fucking place up.

- Excuse me? - What?

Don't let Faulk hear you talking like that.

Oh, fuck him.

You're an idiot, Jason.

- Oh, yeah? -Gonna lay here all day.

Why? You gonna get on top?

-Oh, my God, you wish. - Uh-hmm.

Okay. Listen, I'm sick of this act.

I want you back in your seat right now

or I'm gonna throw you out of the school.

You have three seconds.

One, two, seated.

Thank you.

All right. Listen up, children.

There's something I wanna tell you guys.