Kangaroo Island

Lou? You home?

At least open a window.

Why aren't you at work?

We need to talk.

Why?

-Your dad's trying to reach you. -I know. Just ignore him.

Too late. We spoke.

He... he wants you to go home for a bit.

What?

He got you a ticket. I printed it.

No, don't throw it away - your passport's in there.

Wow, Steve, do you wanna pack my bags for me as well?

Lou.

You can't stay here anymore.

It's awkward for Sal. She doesn't want my ex...

Come on, Lou.

I get it. It's fine.

Don't worry about me, I have a meeting booked

with my agents on Thursday.

I'm sure they have a big job for me, so I'm gonna be fine.

I'll get out of your hair.

That's great.

That's great.

But I really think that seeing your family...

..might be what you need.

Oh, no, they are definitely not what I need.

Okay. Well, tell your dad.

Because I think the ticket's for Thursday, and they aren't cheap.

This Thursday?

Glad he checked with me first.

He tried.

Yeah, I'm not going.

Lou Wells, everybody.

- Hi, Lou. - Hi, guys.

- How are you? - Good.

Thanks for coming in. It's been so long.

Good to see you, Lou.

-You look great. -Thank you.

You eyebrows look really nice.

-They're just... -Yeah.

- It's mine. - Oh. Mm.

So, listen, we brought you in today because...

we're just not feeling excited by you.

It's been a long time since you booked a job, Lou.

But it's kind of difficult for me to book a job

if you're not actually sending me out--

You said you needed time.

Yeah, but not an indefinite period of time.

Lou, I got you a meeting with Russel Boast

for the lead in "Catskills", and you didn't even show up.

Sorry, I didn't even know about...

A meeting with Russel... Russel Boast? Did you call me?

We think you're really talented.

It's time to part ways.

Fuck!

-Annie? -Hey! What'd they say?

-They fucking dropped me. -No!

Fucking motherfuckers.

Anyway, are we going out tonight or what?

And did you ask Viv if I can crash at yours for a bit?

Yes, definitely.

Awesome, thank you so much.

Viv is gonna want rent, though, Lou.

Yeah, that's fine. I'll just start waitressing or something.

Waitressing at 34?

You must wanna kill yourself.

It's fine.

God, you're strong!

Dude, what the fuck?!

Fuck off! Just go around me.

So, are we going out tonight or what?

You know, I actually just started a health kick.

I've been looking at our lives lately

-and I'm like... -Oh, fuck!

Pretty much.

-Shit! -Is that the police?

-Yes. -Fuck your life.

Fuck my fucking life.

Is there a problem?

I don't know, is there?

You can't stop here.

-Okay. Sorry. -License and registration.

-Really? -License and registration.

Your license.

I don't... I'm sorry, I don't have it on me.

I left my wallet at home--

-That an English accent? -I'm Australian, actually.

I'm on a green card.

Got any ID?

Actually, I think I, um...

really have my passport.

Do you have a California license?

No, ma'am, I don't have a California license.

I'm on my Australian one.

Well, these expired last year.

You don't have a legal license

and you're likely impaired.

Hey, ma'am, I'm so sorry, okay?

I know that I've royally fucked up

and I'm a walking shitshow, but I'm...

just...

trying to get onto a plane.

So now you want to add 'lying to a police officer'

-to the list? -I'm not, ma'am.

I'm not lying to you. Here's my ticket.

Ma'am...

Please, if you could just give me a break.

I've had the worst fucking day.

-You can't drive this car. -Please.

Please you have no idea what I've been through.

Please, can you just let me go?

Okay, miss...

Calm down.

Get your bags.

I'll take you.

What?

I'll take you to the airport.

-But my car? -It has to be impounded.

Come on, you don't wanna miss your flight.

Thank you. Yes. You're amazing.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, let's go to the airport.

To...

catch a...

..flight.

Fuck.

Get off.

What about your bags?

Oh.

I travel light.

Okay.

Hey, Steve. Um, I need a favour.

I'm at the airport and...

- You're going? - No. I'm not going.

But, um, I got pulled over in the car.

I told you not to drive that car.

Yeah, I know, I know.

But I didn't have a choice. I was in a hurry.

Anyway, the cop was gonna charge me,

but I talked my way out of it, thanks to the plane ticket.

And then she drove me to the airport. Which is wild.

-Lou-- -Yeah, so, um...

They're gonna impound the car and now I'm stranded here

and I need a lift home.

Get a cab.

Well, I can't get a cab because I left my wallet at home,

and the card on my phone is frozen.

Lou...

Did your agent have anything for you?

Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, they did.

They've got a lot of stuff lined up, so...

-That's good. -Yeah, it went really well.

I'm not leaving work till 9ish.

What are we-- What am I gonna do till 9?

I don't know, Lou.

I can text you a guest pass to the lounge, maybe.

Yeah, actually, that'd be great.

You know kangaroos? Can't go backwards.

-Kangaroos can't go backwards? -No.

And I'll tell you who else can't go backwards.

-Who? -Emus.

-So where are you flying in to? -Australia.

No. In Australia.

Oh. Uh... Mel-bourne?

You're going to... 'Mel-ben'.

-Mel... Oh, 'Mel-ben'. -'Mel-ben'.

-'Mel-ben'. -Yes.

'Mel-ben'.

-Tell you what... -Cheers.

-You were on that show? -Yeah.

They're just like, "Ooh, we're not excited about you."

What does that even mean?

Wait, wait, wait. Okay...

You were the psycho ex!

What was her name?

Carly!

Sasha.

-Oh! Sasha the tire-slasher! -Yeah.

You were such a great bitch!

Oh. Thank you, yeah.

-We need to sit together! -Yes!

Ooh, no, I'm actually not going.

-What? -Huh?

Yeah, it's a long story.

You're not gonna use your ticket?

No, I'm not gonna use my ticket.

It was a dumb gift from my dad and I'm not using it.

But you're at the airport.

Yes, I know. But I have to stay here.

I have to find a new agent. I have to get a frickin' job.

I have to figure out my car. All my stuff...

No! Screw agents!

We're excited by you.

You are boarding that plane.

We need shots.

Come with us! Come with us! Come with us!

Guys, I can't. I don't even have my luggage on me.

I have nothing.

Luggage is baggage!

Luggage is baggage?