Wonder Woman

Hey, are you all right?

Sorry. My bike, it ran out of gas.

It won't take me where I have to go. But your car will.

What? This was all an act so you could steal my car?

Just stay where you are.

Hey, look. I really don't like doing this.

I'm sorry. But I have a very good reason.

You're not going to leave me here in the middle of nowhere, are you?

Just wait on the road. You're a beautiful girl.

Somebody's gonna come by and pick you up.

Thanks a lot.

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Hi, Sheriff.

- What happened to him? - He hit his head, knocked himself out.

- This your car? - Yes, sir.

Did you know he was packing this?

It looked a lot bigger when it was pointing at me.

I don't think I've seen you round these parts before, Miss...

Prince, Diana Prince.

I was on my way to meet a friend when he hijacked my car.

This friend you say you're gonna meet?

Well, he's at the Red Mountain Army Missile Range, about 20 miles from here.

And I'm already late, Sheriff.

Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to be a little later.

I have to take you back to town to sign a statement.

Um...

- What town? - Name of Burrogone.

Oh, it's back there a ways.

I, uh...

I guess you can drive your own car and follow me.

All right, I guess. I just hope we don't take too long.

Sheriff Beal to Home Plate. Come in, Luther. You read me? Over.

You catch up with that guy on the motorcycle yet?

Bringing him in now.

And there's some girl he tried to get a car away from. Bringing her in, too.

So tell everybody to get into their song and dance. Over and out.

Better take the car over to Ernie's and gas up.

It's the last gas station in 100 miles.

Okay. Thanks, Sheriff.

I'll join you as soon as we lock him up.

Okay.

Thank you.

Get the other end.

All right.

Get out of here, dog.

"Mac MacDonald."

- Hey, he's coming around. - Swell.

That's all we need is for him to start shooting off his mouth

while I'm getting a statement from that girl.

You want I should arrange a terminal accident for him?

No, no. Not unless we have to.

We'll just keep him on ice here.

It's that girl that's got me worried.

Dog, what is the matter with you? Will you go on home?

Oh, Luther, take a truck out to the highway and pick up his cycle.

I don't want it raising any questions out there.

Yes, sir, Sheriff.

Something strike you funny, Luther?

Yeah. Well, no. I was just thinking, you sure do sound official.

Well, we better all sound like what we're supposed to be

while we got a stranger in town.

Yes, sir, Sheriff.

Yes, sir.

What's the matter with the people in this town, anyway?

They act like they've never seen a stranger before.

- Stranger? - Yeah.

Sure, we get strangers through here all the time.

Anyway, six, eight times a year.

Of course, they ain't all as pretty as you.

Oh, hi, Sheriff.

I can take that statement from you now, miss.

Good.

We can do it over coffee here, if it's all the same to you.

Just so I can be on my way as soon as possible, Sheriff.

We wouldn't want to keep you around here any longer than we have to.

- Would we, Ernie? - No, sir.

"Statement of Miss Diana Prince

regards armed robbery attempt,

parenthesis, grand theft auto attempt,

parenthesis, by the suspect Mac MacDonald."

Sometimes I think the pack rats carried these off and brought them back again.

Sheriff, it's really getting late, and I...

Look, I've got to ask you one more question.

You said you were gonna meet somebody at the test site?

Oh, yeah, but by this time, he probably thinks I got lost.

Diana was supposed to be there over two hours ago, Hal.

Yeah. Frankly, I'm worried, Steve.

I called the main gate. There's no sign of her there.

Nothing on the approach road?

No, sir. And the gate guard can see ten miles of it from his position.

Keep me informed, Hal.

When she does get there, give her a fast escort.

I want her there for the final countdown.

Right.

Seating down program trajectory.

Program yaw at 17 degrees left of six.

Two degrees right of six.

Program yaw at 17 degrees left of six,

two degrees right of six.

45-degree climb.

15-degree left turn with 3-degree descent.

Where's our countdown, Corporal?

Minus 52 minutes, Captain.

Right turn, 45 degrees.

3-degree climb to the left, 12 degrees.

Set air guidance to acquisition mode. Arm warhead for impact timing.

Mission complete, Lieutenant.

- All responses A-okay. - Right, Corporal.

- How did it go, Andy? - All systems are go, Captain.

This baby will think the Athena rocket right to its target.

Good.

- Just one thing that worries me. - Yeah, what's that?

Well, there were supposed to be two of these.

A spare for backup, in case one got damaged in transit.

Now when I came here to uncrate them an hour ago,

I found this in one crate...

and this in the other one.

- A regular-issue flight helmet. - Right.

So where's my backup control helmet?

This better be a foul-up, or we're in big trouble.

We better find out in a hurry.

I sure appreciate your cooperation, Miss Prince.

You sure I can't buy you a little lunch?

No, thanks anyway. Maybe next time I come to Burrogone, Sheriff.

Well, thanks again.

Hey, Frida, whip me up a chili, size...

Goodbye, Sheriff Beal.

Hey.

What are you doing?

What in...

What are you doing to my car?

By golly, this sure is your lucky day, miss.

Just on a whim, I checked under your hood

and dogged if your fuel pump wasn't leaking.

Your whole car might've blowed up on you.

Just look at this little bugger. Look at the gasoline pour out of there.

Well, I'll have it fixed up for you right away. No time at all.

You trying to get the news?

Um...

- Hi, who are you? - I'm just George.

Just George?

Yes, that's what everybody says when they see me.

"That's just George."

Well, I'm just Diana, George.

I'm happy to meet you, Diana George.

No, no, no, I'm Diana, George.

That's what I said, ma'am. Diana George.

Yes, that's what you said. Um...

I can't seem to get my car radio to work.

Oh. Maybe you'll read a newspaper.

Only costs a dime.

But this...

This newspaper is three weeks old, George.

That's why it costs a dime. Cost a quarter, new.

You don't want it, huh?

Oh, no, it's fine. I'll tell you what. Uh...

I'll pay you full price for the newspaper

if you'll give me some information.

Good, anything you want. Anything.

Okay, is there a car for rent, or a taxi service in town?

No, ma'am. Nothing like that. No.

What about a bus? There's got to be a bus that goes through Burrogone.

One came through about eight years ago.

The driver was lost.

Well, uh...

What about a public telephone?

Is there a public telephone somewhere in town?

Flo has one in the front room.

She's our telephone operator.

That is the best news I've heard all morning.

- You're a doll. - Thank you.

Flo's not home now.

- She's not? - No, no.

She went to the store. I seen her go.

She'll be back in a little while.

I can't even call Hal to send someone to pick me up.

That's great. You know,

I get the feeling that there's something very strange going on in this town.

- I gotta go now. - Hey, wait!

Nice doggy. Friendly doggy.

Nice doggy. Nice doggy.

Get out of the way.

I'm telling you, Sheriff, we're asking for trouble

if we don't get rid of that woman before she gets wise.

Okay, hero. Do you want to be the one to do it?

Why don't we give the job to Flo?

Not a bad idea.

Hey, you want me to check on her, boss?

No, I'll do that.

What do you know?

You know that prisoner we got in the cell there?

Seems he got into a little misdemeanor mischief a couple years back.

Halloween mischief on a motorcycle.

- Something else. - What?