Delirious

Hey, you, come back here!

Come back here now!

Hey, Les.

Hey, Ricco.

What do we got?

K'Harma's inside.

Is Jace with her?

Yeah, they're eatin' lunch.

Hey, what's goin' on in there?

- Get the fuck outta here, kid, we're workin'.

All right, guys, forget it.

She's not coming out, okay?

- Come on, Mitchell, one shot, one shot.

- No, now I need you all to step back

at least 10 feet from this door.

Come on.

Okay, please.

Thank you.

- Come on, you're in my spot, man.

- Yeah, well, I don't see douchebag written on it.

- Hey, man, that's his fuckin' spot, man.

He was in there first.

- Get your hands off me, you fuckin' paparazzi.

- Rule number one, the bigger ass, the bigger the asshole.

Yeah, he's got a big ass.

You fuckin' pig.

Hey, I'm a licensed professional too, all right?

- Hey, chill out, bro, chill out, Les, man.

- He ain't worth it, the fat fucking nancy.

- Come down with me, you asshole.

- I can't believe he just took your spot.

Welcome to my world, kid.

All right, I wanna coffee, who wants coffee?

I'll take one.

I'd love a coffee.

I could use a coffee.

All right, who's goin'?

I'll go.

Yeah, send the kid.

All right, son.

Yeah, I could get coffee.

You want coffee?

- All right, get three regulars, all right?

No problem.

Three regulars.

- You better come back with my change.

- I'm coming right back, three regulars.

One, two, three.

Be right back, be right back.

Light and sweet.

Light and sweet.

Make mine black, bro, dark black.

- Great idea, send the crackhead to go get coffee.

- Careful, careful, watch your step.

How did they even know I was here?

Did you tell them?

- I'd never do such a thing, Miss Leeds.

Now if you'd just bear with me...

We know, I remember...

Oh wait, I got something to tell you, man.

What?

My burger wasn't even done.

My personal apologizes, sir.

Come back as my guest any time.

- I'm just ea yin', it was like...

- It's okay, baby. - All wet and shit.

- Just hold one second, let me check something.

Hey.

I don't want them taking my picture.

I just wanna leave, okay?

You know, I can do things.

I'm good at, I mean, I can work for free.

I could get you fucking coffee.

Hey, hey, you.

Do me a favor.

Look down there.

Are they looking?

Yeah, they're looking.

We can't do it.

Oh shit.

- Shit. - No shit.

Okay, back up, back up.

10 feet, 10 feet.

Okay.

I lost my shades.

Let me have yours.

No.

Come on.

Light's fuckin' up my eyes.

Shh, shh, shh, not so loud.

- Everyone knows it's you anyway,

K'Harma,

or sometimes known as Insta-K'Harma.

Don't say that.

Oh, I'm just keepin' it light.

I know, I know.

How 'bout now?

Are they looking?

Hold it, hold it.

Okay, come on, you can go, yes.

Good, go, go, quickly.

Thanks.

Come on, K'Harma,

quit fuckin' around. - Go, go, go, go, go.

Hurry up.

- What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck!

Hey.

- Just what the fuck are you doin', man?

Geez, sorry, man.

- Fuckin' sneak up on me like that.

You followin' me?

No, do you remember me?

Do you know I got coffee for you guys?

So?

There was some change left.

I didn't want you to think

I was stiff in' you on the change, you know.

23 cents.

Jesus, just keep it.

Keep it, thanks.

Thanks.

It's gonna help.

Hey, you think I could crash here?

What?

I'm fuckin' freezin', man.

Do you think maybe I could,

I mean, I'll be out in the morning,

just on your floor or something, on your stairwell.

I'm fuckin' freezin'. - What am I, a fuckin' hotel?

No, I'm just...

- Go to a flap house, go to fuckin' find yourself

a cardboard box or something.

What the fuck you want from me?

Please.

Man, I really appreciate this, you know.

It's a nice spot, though.

Been here a while?

Are you gay?

No, I mean.

Look, I don't give a shit.

It's just a lot of chicks coming over here.

I wanna give them the wrong idea.

No, I'm not gay.

- All right, whatever, whatever, I go with the flow, okay,

that's my motto, you know.

Otherwise, you snap like a toothpick.

Know what I'm ea yin'?

Yeah.

- This ain't the Ramada Inn, okay?

Oh, it's great.

What'd you say your name was?

Toby.

These are nice pictures.

Nice?

They're fuckin' great, man.

I got that from 75 feet away, Elvis Costello.

That guy's like a musical genius.

Got the black and white first, then I switched to color

before he got time to put on his fuckin' hat.

All right, how many shots you see

of Elvis Costello without his hat?

That's a rarity.

It's cool.

- Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that, man,

what are you doin'?

That's a collector's item, oh Christ.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

That's your covers, all right?