Paris, 13th District (Les Olympiades)

PAGE 114 Presents

In co-production with France 2 Cinéma

In association with Playtime, Memento Distribution, Cofinova 17

With the participation of CANAL+ With the participation of CINÉ + With the participation of France Télévisions

Want a yogurt?

No, but some water, please.

- What do you sell them, your customers?

Subscriptions, data plans...

Tons of shit they don't care about.

And it works ?

You mean in general?

- No I talk about you. Are you a good saleswoman?

*- But I am irresistible.

- Really ? - You don't believe me ?

* Hello, Mr. Garnier?

Good evening.

This is Maryline Domont.

I'm calling you today to make a point

on your unlimited data plan…

but not really unlimited

since you have to pay a fortune

when you call your wife abroad,

or you watch too long

cat videos on your phone…

Or that you simply forgot

to uncheck the option indicated in lowercase…

From Stories by Adrian Tomine: "Amber Sweet", "Tuer et Mourir", "Escapade Hawaienne"

Rone Original Music

Produced by Valerie Schermann

A Jacques Audiard film

The Olympiads

The Olympiads Paris 13E

It began like this

You have children, wonderful.

I suggest you our basic offer

includes a different film every night.

Crime thrillers, classics... almost everything.

Awesome.

You won't regret it, I'm sure. And your husband will love it, too.

I put you the subscription at 24.90 a month. Have a great evening, ma'am.

Hello... Mr. Dufranc, this is Maryline Dumont,

IntelCall Advisor. I call you...

Yes, Mom.

What is happening ?

I don't recognize your voice. Are you depressed?

It's my voice.

I forget it because you never call. A week without speaking.

It's only been 3 days

You have to go see your grandmother,

she is not well.

She asks for you

OK, I'll go.

I'll go see her as soon as I can

How are you in London?

It's fine, but with your sister's

twins, we have a lot of work.

Your father is tired. Your sister...

Wait, I'm going into the elevator. It will cut! cu...t, c......u......t...

Dame !

Good evening.

Yes ?

- I'm here for the announcement for the roommate.

Who ?

You are Emilie?

Yes.

Bad time?

No, but sorry, it won't be possible.

Why ?

I was expecting a Camille.

Oh! It's me, my name is Camille.

I'm looking for a girl.

You didn't say so in the ad.

Maybe, but that's how it is.

Hold on…

Sorry, I teach at the Fernand Léger high school,

in Ivry. It would be really convenient for me.

I work days, and in the evening, I'm almost not here. What a pity!

- Oh! - Uh, hi...

Hi.

Activities tonight?

Stop shiting !

A big guy.

Stopped.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- How do you become a literature teacher?

We pass the CAPES or the aggregation.

- Yeah, I know, but what leads you there?

By passion or by default ?

By passion.

I will soon take a break to prepare the aggregation.

What are you doing ?

Telephone Customer Service.

- No college? - Sciences-po.

OK, Customer Service., Sciences-po.

You are funny. My parents

aren't laughing anyway.

Can I ask you a question ?

Still the roommate question?

What is your love life like ?

I channel professional frustration into intense sexual activity.

Cool.

- But nothing noisy or intrusive for a roommate.

I promise.

How about you ?

I fuck and see it later.

- Means ? - It's a Chinese proverb.

Rough translation:

"I was mad at not having shoes,

"I met a man

"without feet. And I was happy with my life."

Chinese is concise, .

It depends.

Kidding me.

No, why ?

- Yes, I think you just told me a big crap.

No, I swear.

Great.

See you Friday.

- What is that ? - It's to lose weight.

- Is it Japanese? - I do not know.

Wait, I'm taking it off. - Oh no, leave it, it turns me on.

- You should upgrade to the 40 gigas offer for a total of 49.90.

Yes, Mr. Dufranc, this is Maryline..

A different kind of film every night…

I understand your disappointment, but this is an excellent deal.

Trust me.

Thank you ! Bye.

You are falling in love.

Oh no, not at all, you're not my type.

Yes, I can see.

You fall in love.

It's too much pleasure.

- You're right, I have to be careful.

You can't do this to me.

Good night.

- Where are you going ? We're in your room.

Ah yes…

Come on, get out of my bed.

Damn, not like this!

- What ? - You really hurt me!

Turn off the light

while leaving, please.

Who is it ?

Yes ?

Uh, I was in the next room,

reading

Rousseau's "Confessions"

and I was wondering if you wanted some yogurt.

- Last week, I shipped a box of raw meat

to a guy whose voice I didn't like.

- Are you kidding me ? - I swear.

I want to suck you.

What ?

I want to go home.

What time do you start tomorrow?

-8h. But I have to see the colleague who will replace me.

How are your sophomores class 8?

They're weak.

Did you evaluate them in writing?

- The handwriting is fine, the spelling less so,

and reading is same, they don't understand what they read.

Why did you start

in 16th century travelogues?

I wanted

show them that the religious question was not born with them.

Anthoine, move!

That tolerance, you see, is...

Oh no, no, stop, I feel like I'm being inspected.

No, I'm very keen, it's great.

Yeah ?

It's me.

Not this evening.

- Can I ask you a question ? - Yes, of course.

- Yesterday, you said "not tonight". What does it mean ?

I don't know. It means "not tonight".

- So, tonight is coming, is it good?

Or, I don't know, tomorrow or Friday the 12th,

It's good ?

You want us to make a calendar, right?

We'll stick it on the fridge. So, what days?

Tonight, for example,

do you have something planned? - Listen.

All those nights were great

we have fun, but we're not a couple.

We're roommate.

By the way, I don't want to be together with anyone. So...

- What do you mean? That it would be easier if we didn't fuck all the time

or at least not regularly?

Or not at all?

Here is.

That's all ?

Yeah, what?

- I do not know…. You... - What do you want?

That I put the roommate ad and ask you to leave? - If it bothers you, I understand.

No, I don't mind.

But if it's like that, we need new roommate rules.

We share the cleaning, we divide the fridge in two.

and we stop walking around naked. in the apartment.

Miss Wang, please.

Wong.