Grey's Anatomy

Since our hospital is a teaching program,

many of our patients allow their surgeries to be filmed.

It's great as a teaching tool.

But if you screw up,

it ends up online for the whole world to see.

Your mistakes will be scrutinized,

analyzed, studied, written about...

Richard's plane should be landing soon. You should go.

- ...argued over... - We have patients. You sure?

You came for a tour. You ended up working overnight.

Hold up, fellas.

You deserve the break, man. Go be there for your mom.

And Miranda.

I hear you. Let me finish with this burn.

...watched and re-watched.

We all make mistakes.

We all have moments when we weren't the best surgeon

- Okay. - Or even the best person.

Carotid duplex. Echo.

CT to rule out stroke,

tremors, intracranial hemorrhage.

Urinalysis to rule out UTI.

Did they run a tox screen?

Uh, and you ran a tox screen?

Clean.

Okay. Well, thank you.

Uh, we'll confirm when we've received them.

Let's round up the troops.

We all have moments we'd rather not relive.

Hey, I just checked on the kids upstairs.

Is he here yet?

En route.

And I volunteered to take over Pierce's cases

so that she can focus on Richard.

And I'm still catching up after the conference,

so I'm supposed to be in three places now at once.

You know, I'm gonna rearrange the cake thing

and see if my mom can take care of the kids tonight.

You need some sleep.

Cake thing? What cake thing?

You asked for the wedding planner

to bring over a bunch of cakes for us to try?

Oh, right. God, I-I'm sorry. I... It's just...

No, no, no. No. I get it. We all are.

Yeah. It's Richard.

See ya.

You think your body's reached maximum capacity,

and then you just keep growing.

I'm a human tissue expander.

No. You're...

If you say glowing, we're done.

Any updates on Richard?

No.

But I've cleared my day to work him up.

Ow!

Oh. What happened?

You okay? Is the baby okay? Should I page OB?

No, I'm fine. It was just a big kick.

We still have a couple weeks left.

You can't have a panic attack every time the baby kicks.

Can't make any promises.

Your mom made these for you every day?

Why did you move out?

She also folded my underwear,

threw away articles of clothing

that didn't flatter my nice butt,

and every time I tried to talk about a problem,

she just shoved a plate of food at me.

Like I said, I don't get it.

Well, I can't go back.

You replaced me with Schmitt, didn't you?

He's gonna be your new best friend,

and I'm gonna be with my kid all the time,

covered in bodily fluids.

Sorry. Just, um...

Due date's getting closer.

I'm starting to, uh,

wrap my head around the fact that my life's over.

Well... you had a good run.

Yeah. I did.

We've got a 65-year-old male

suffering from memory lapses, tremors,

depression and mood swings, and erratic behavior.

Yes, I am talking about Richard Webber,

but today, he is not the Richard Webber

you know and love.

He is our number-one patient.

Two days ago, he suffered a public...

episode at a medical conference.

Patient's history includes an appendectomy,

a hip replacement, surgery for a brain tumor

pressing on his optic nerve.

He was also electrocuted several years ago,

which led to surgery for a pancreatic pseudocyst.

Jo did that surgery for the pseudocyst.

- Oh, sorry. Uh, Dr. Jo. - Let's review what we have so far.

You're crashing with an attending. We get it.

This is a list of possible diagnoses.

Some, we have already ruled out.

This, we still need to.

Meredith.

Uh, we'll run all the labs.

We'll do the blood cultures, vitamin levels,

check the thyroid function,

and we'll check the urine for heavy metals.

Mm-hmm. Prepare yourselves.

He's not himself.

We saw the video.

Unless you get called in for something emergent,

this is your job today.

Yes?

Uh... hi, Dr. Bailey.

Hi. Tom Koracick, neuro.

I know we don't want to think it,

but have we ruled out, uh, dementia?

No, we have not.

Get a PET scan, throw in a beta-amyloid tracer,

and look for Alzheimer's.

It's not Alzheimer's.

Everything is on the table. Nothing is out of the question.

Let's get to work.

Here he is. Dr. Lincoln, meet Vera and Herschel Katano.

I just did her ER intake, and we got imaging back.

Lisfranc injury with,

uh, fractured first and second metatarsals.

Oh, nasty break. What happened?

Uh, we were in our home office,

and I was standing on a chair

reaching for this textbook, "The Elements of Statistics."

- We're professors at U-Dub. - Mm-hmm.

It has one particularly useful section

on game theory that I love.

The contents of the text are irrelevant, dear.

Oh, right.

Well, it's a hefty tome.

And as I was pulling it out,

it slipped and landed on my wife's foot.

It's really broken?

It's really broken, but we'll fix it,

and we'll put her toes back in place.

A book lands exactly wrong on her foot.

What are the chances?

Uh, certainly higher than getting struck by lightning,

but less than getting in a car accident.

What are the chances of you letting

these nice doctors do their job, hmm?

Hunt, you give me a hand in the OR?

Yep. I'll see you up there.

I'm supposed to make a presentation of a paper

in a university in two days.

You still can. From the chair.

Can you stomp on his foot, hmm?

Look, I can get myself into a bed.

Sorry. Hey.

Where have you been? And what the hell are you wearing?

I was with Warren on the physician response team vehicle.

- Don't worry about it. - You smell like a garbage fire.

Okay. Richard, how are you feeling?

How am I feeling?

Well, I was just wheeled into my own damn hospital

like I was someone who's lost control of their faculties.

We're gonna run a few more tests, okay?

No, that is not okay.

And stop treating me like I'm an infant.

Catherine was with me at the conference.

Will you tell them that they're being ridiculous?

Actually, Catherine...

Yes, sweetheart, I was there,

and your speech was brilliant!

But you started feeling badly right after.

So, please, let us just take a few more tests,

and then we can go home.

Promise.

Oh, all right.

But I'm only doing this for Cleopatra.

Add visual and auditory hallucinations

to the list of symptoms.

Okay.

Hey. Tom, I wanted to...

Not get married to someone else?

I wanted to talk.

No, I got it, but sincerely, there's nothing to talk about.

I hope you and Strawberry Shortcake

live happily ever af...

Tom, what is it?

Tom.

It's been a long time.

Hi. I'm... I'm Dr. Teddy Altman.

Hi. I'm, uh, Dana Hamilton,

formerly Koracick.

And this is my son, Guthrie.

Honey, say hi to Dr. Altman and Dr. Tom.

Nice to meet you.

My mom said you might be kind of freaked out

because I look like my brother who died before I was born.

And I would say sorry, but

I can't really change my face, so...

God, you even sound a little bit like him.

Maybe you... Can you change your voice?

I can try.