Mad Dogs

Someone can see you now, if you'll follow me.

They're here.

Yes, thank you.

Welcome. Please come in.

Hello. Thank you, Abby.

Do you still need the binder? I can't locate it.

Well, it was there this morning.

So maybe you could look again?

Thank you so much.

Sorry about that.

Things are still a little topsy-turvy around here

with the recent tragedy, so...

Please have a seat. I'm Rochelle Baer.

How can I help you?

It-it was our understanding that we would be

speaking with the charge d'affaires.

I am the charge d'affaires.

Acting.

The other charge d'affaires is at the funeral.

Maybe you haven't heard our sad new...

Yes, we heard.

Well, what-- what is your position

under normal circumstances?

I'm the third secretary.

-There's three secretaries? -No, no.

Uh, no, I'm to assume

the duties of the charge d'affaires

should he or she be unable to do so themselves.

And the charge d'affaires, they assume the duties

of the ambassador if the ambassador

is incapacitated.

Which... he is.

So it was my understanding that you needed to speak

to someone about an urgent matter and if that is,

in fact, the case, I am the authority that you're seeking.

The night after we arrived...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we are not...

I am fucking doing this!

It's what I have to do.

The night after we arrived...

Could you hold for just... one moment?

Please continue.

The night after we arrived,

our friend was shot in the head by a guy in a cat mask.

And we think that he's connected to the police,

um, local police.

Our friend stole a boat.

Before-- before he got shot.

And the boat was full of money.

Drugs. It was-- it was drugs.

- Yeah. - On the boat.

The Cat took my DNA. He swabbed me.

Yeah, okay, fine.

Look, the boat was full of drugs.

The money was given to us by two Dutch drug dealers.

They were part of a drug deal

that was connected to a man named Jesús.

-We should talk about Sophia. -Right.

Right. We've surmised that The Cat

was also connected to Jesús.

I-I didn't surmise that.

-We're not safe here? -Shh.

Okay.

Do you have the money?

I need you to show me.

Okay... okay.

There's a dead police captain in our pool.

I'll follow you.

Joel was over there.

And we-- and we were all in the pool.

She was about where you are standing there and threatening.

-She had that gun at us. -Yelling shit.

I think there was some cursing.

Definitely some cursing. She was cursing, she was--

she was waving the gun, really hostile.

And then?

And she said she was gonna kill us.

She said she had to kill us so we shot her.

Joel. I mean, Joel shot her.

Where's the gun?

I need the gun.

The embassy is well aware of her activities.

Excuse me a moment.

Uh, what-- okay.

She's gonna go look for the gun.

-It's not there. -Well, where is it?

Just give her the gun so we can get the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

She's not moving.

Well, what is she doing?

We said we were going to tell the embassy everything.

Yeah, full cooperation.

"Joel shot her."

You did.

I believe you.

I believe you.

I believe you.

Could you, please...

I believe you.

And I want to help, so here's what we're going to do.

We're going to take the money to the Coast Guard station

in San Pedro.

They take custody of any illicit monies

and transfer it to the State Department.

That's protocol.

From there, I will personally drive you across the border.

As I am the acting charge d'affaires,

you will be under my diplomatic umbrella

and you will not be detained in any way.

I'm going to take you to Guatemala City

to the American Embassy there.

There, they will take your statements

and they will dispatch you home.

Now, given the incendiary nature of this incident,

I suggest we leave immediately.

Sounds good.

So, it's just you. Just Rochelle.

It's not some other official.

No-- no, no, uh, additional attaché?

It's a bit unorthodox, but given what we know

about you-know-who, I think the most important thing

is getting you out of the country quickly and quietly.

And I, Rochelle, am the best candidate for that.

This is a good plan.

Where is the gun?

It's gone.

You okay?

I'll let you ride shotgun, all right?

Uh, and this, please?

And a pack of cigarettes.

If not now, when?

Oh, and, uh, a pay-as-you-go phone.

Oh, let me get one of those.

-Oh, yeah. Me, too. -Yeah, make it four.

Only three left.

You can use mine if you need to.

Guys, text me your numbers.

Okay.

-Did you get it? -Got it.

Those don't make calls for the States.

Just so you know.

Oh, well.

It's still good to have, right?

Yeah, you can call each other.

Did you enjoy your stay?

-Wonderful. -Really fun.

Wonderful time.

We haven't heard much from Mr. Milo since he retire.

Me drop a package off the other day.

Something he asked me to get for him.

You know if he get it?

A package?

Me put it through the fence.

Me want make sure he get it.

Oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah, he got it.

Good.

-Thank you, sir. -Thank you.

Hey, I just wanted you to know...

you did the right thing.

What is he doing?

Hey! What are you doing?

-Goddamn it. -What?

I got a head-- I got a migraine coming on.

-I can feel it. -You bring anything for it?

Man, we-- we gotta stop.

Um, there-- there's a pharmacy in-- in town.

My apartment's in the other direction, though.

Why are we going to your apartment?

-I have to get something. -Pharmacy, please.

All right, all right, all right.

-Turn here. -No, that's not the turn.

-Turn here! -Don't touch the wheel!

-All right. -That's not the turn.

-That is the turn. -That's the turn.

Hey.

You know, I'm about to get on the road

and I wanted to talk to my daughters

and I was just hoping I could use your phone.

They're staying with my ex-wife in Chicago.

A whole country full of phones.

Yeah, but, um, you know, I...

...uh, I wanted to use your phone.

Hi, I'd like to purchase some Valium.

How many?

Comes loose or in a pack of ten.

Ten.

20.

When in Rome.

Ah.

Hey, honey, it's Dad. Listen...

To send your message, press one at any time.

Hon-- honey, it's-- it's-- it's Dad.

Your phone keeps cutting me off, but I want...

To send your message, press one at any time.

What the fuck!

All right.

What-- what is she doing up there?

She said she had to get something.

That's what she said.