Love, Wrinkle-free

Annie...

How come we never tried it on a washing machine?

Tried what?

I read somewhere that it feels really great on an automatic machine

Ours is semi-automatic.

Go back to sleep Savio.

Annie, this missionary position, whoever invented it...

...his family would be millionaires by now, maybe even billionaires, no?

Don't you have office tomorrow?!

Yeah...

Bye

C'mon I am half-Goan half-Punjabi...

and well anyways...

...where am I going to get a guy my type...

...in the arranged marriage market

...that too without a goatee or a beard...it's impossible

He is Kaladhar - Pleasure to meet you

He will manage the World Cup promotions with you.

I thought you will be much older

Older?! 50% of India's population is below the age of 35...

...so why not managers too?

Correct.

But the other 50% are over 35 sir...

...let's not forget they also wear underwear.

You got a point too.

Actually I was very excited...

...when my uncle asked me to join this Goa branch...

...you know small team, that much more of a challenge...

...and moreover I love beaches

GM Marketing Sreedhar, his uncle.

Hey Savio, you want to come down for a cup of cappuccino?

What's wrong with the office coffee?

Actually I have some really cool ideas for our world cup promotions...

So we can sit and discuss it...

Email it to me.

I thought if we could informally brainstorm about it first...

Brainstorm...? - Yeah...

...is a waste of time!

Tashi...

...you think I look like you...Tibetan?

What's wrong with you?!

Hey your mom sees you here, I will be out from the restaurant...

You are scared of her?

Play it louder no...?

Hey your mom will hear.

She is deaf.

Thousands of years ago...

...lndia had given Tibetan the faith of Bhagwan...

Which we are returning today in the form of yummy Yummy Momos...

Have momos Have momos, they are Yummy, these Yummy Momos...

Jesus, bless our Ruthy... she is such a wonderful young child...

today is her birthday and we want her to have a long and happy life...

and she is such a wonderful kid...

...and such a good girl...and such an independent...

and...and...cool person

Amen! - Amen.

How do you all know today is only my birthday?

It's your birthday

I mean you guys were not there when I was born right

Can I have some wine??

Papa, I need some money...

How much money can I give you...

...on a day that you were born...my daughter...

She wants some money Annie...

she wants money again

money...just take it from my wallet

I need around 50,000

What? - For what?!

It's personal

Personal?!

Can you guys cut the melodrama and answer yes or no?

No.

Yeah? - Personal?

Hay... - What is this personal?

Hey what's up?

Thank you so much...

You know she gets it from you right?

I am going to Arambol tomorrow

There is an innovation workshop

But you missed last Sunday's mass also Savio...

I have to remain competitive Annie... I'll become outdated if not

Have Sanket...

But I'm tired of running the restaurant all alone

Annie how many times have I told you...

...the restaurant business is not my higher calling...

Oh I see, and selling bloody underwears is your higher calling.

Boas Vindos...means welcome in my mother tongue Portuguese

I now welcome my nephew Cleetus...

He is an MBA

All right Thank you everyone...thank you...thank you

I don't think we need this mike...right...? I am a pretty loud guy.

Can you hear me back there?

Yeah...

Do you have a pen?

I have a formula for creativity... - Thanks.

Now this formula...or what I call us as the Cleetus formula...

It has the power to change your life forever...

I am the only instructor in the world...

...the only instructor in the world... who uses

Salsa techniques to teach innovation.

Now let's all get our asses into play...

...follow me to the poolside for some sizzling salsa

Ready?

So Savio...you have a really flexible body...perfect for Salsa

Thank you... I played sports in school...

You know your jawline... is distinctly Goan... don't you think Rajiv?

Jawline? Sweetheart... talk to me about the bottomline...

I am a simple venture capitalist...

...I am not an artist... I know nothing about jawlines...

What do you do?

I work as Senior Area Manager with Basica...

...like the underwear guys?

Hey somebody's got to make them right?

We are market leaders in men's, women's, children's...

...and winter wear in our area.

Last quarter we did outstanding sales...

Yeah?

I said your wife is pregnant.

How?!

Savoo, I am pregnant...I am pregnant!

Oh my god...I have been waiting for this day all my life...

...thank you so much doctor... thank you god...

Annie I have to tell you...at your age it can get very complicated...

Is it very risky?

You are mad or what Savoo...

...I fainted in church of all places... the Church...

Can't you see...it is a Sign.

Well in the end it is your body and your life...

...but I would suggest that you do an amniocentesis test...

...just to check if the baby is alright... ok?

Savoo...

Madonna was 42 when she had her child

When Madonna got pregnant?!

Not that Madonna man...

Like a virgin...

Madonna the singer!

It's a gift from him...

Why is he gifting so late Annie?

Why not after marriage when we were trying so hard...

Maybe we didn't try hard enough...

I know how hard we tried okay

I am worried about Ruthy...

Girls her age are very mature these days...

She will understand...Papa.

Why is this Tibetan Momos in the Chinese section of the Menu?

Tibet and China are same only mam...

You are a Geography teacher or what?!

One Chinese... no Singapore noodles... one chicken manchurian...

and...I will have

a fresh lime soda please...with salt

Get me a Coke.

Mummy, what did the Doctor say?

You've breast cancer or something.

Ruth!

Ruth...

Ruthy...

Yes...

You are a big girl now...

Finally you realised.

What would you like to have?

Sweet little sister or naughty little brother?

I just wanted a Coke.

What your mother is trying to say... is that...

...she... is...

Look... Ruth...

Your papa and I...we want to...

...we want to gift you a younger sibling.

Couldn't you use a condom or something?!

I cross-checked with the Manager mam...Tibet is in China only.

Why is he barefoot?!

That will get people to think...

Think what?!

Creates curiosity.

What curiosity?!

People don't have time to think.

See Savio, it works...in fact uncle loved it.

This kid can't just jump hierarchy like this...

...and take approval from his uncle anytime he wants

How does it matter if the player wears shoes or not...

it is just a cut-out Savio...Relax

Lucky girl...when will I ever get to duck-walk oh lalalalalal

HEY, What you doing?

They say this will make the delivery easier...

I am too old for this...

He looks really really excited...

I heard about the Choir thing.

Can you imagine...

they want me to leave

Father varghese thinks that my voice is getting older

As if his voice was getting any younger...

But he wants younger singers

Probably wailing infants!

You know Val...

my mother sang in this choir till she was 60...60...

nobody had any problems then...

I heard they are planning an audition to select the new choir

An audition?!

An audition! - Yes

I can do it...

Yes absolutely...