Casual

Previously on "Casual"...

- $200 for the lot. - I need at least $500.

How about I give you $500 for the table?

So why you going to Sac-to?

Volunteering.

So you're leaving tomorrow?

Why are you being crazy right now?

Can we just have a nice evening?

Hi, this is Valerie. I'm not here right now.

Please leave a message.

I'll make breakfast.

Oh. No, I have to pick up Clark.

Oh. You still have that son?

Hey, this is Alex. Leave a message. Or don't.

I'll look at my call log, decide whether or not to call you back.

Stop ignoring me.

This is what you wanted.

You and Jack are happy. Me and Judy are happy.

Everything's working out.

What time's the movie?

2:00.

In the afternoon?

Yeah, it's a matinee.

We have volleyball this afternoon.

Yeah, don't worry. We're gonna make it.

We're just going for the previews.

What are you talking about?

I have no interest in seeing "Meet Joe Black."

We're going to see the "Star Wars" trailer.

"Episode 1."

You're gonna pay $7 to see a movie preview?

Mm-mm, $4.

It's a matinee.

This is stupid.

I've been waiting 16 years for this,

and it's finally here, and it's gonna be awesome.

Darth Vader as a little kid.

Huh? Kid Vader.

You get to see how he becomes that spooky shitty dad.

I wanted to see "Meet Joe Black."

Well, that's ridiculous.

You're gonna pay to see a movie preview. You're ridiculous.

Maybe this isn't working.

Whatever.

You're just gonna play "Mario Kart"

while we're dining?

Brad Pitt pays Death.

Like, Death, Death.

He gives up all his powers to come to Earth

to find his one true love

and then comes to question his position on mortality.

I want my sweatshirt back.

Them shits is impossible.

Thanks.

Hey, didn't we meet at the Kappa Sig luau last week?

Grass skirt?

My life is over.

You watched "Legends of the Fall" again?

You're such a fucking guy.

You're such a fucking guy.

That's unfair. I'm just...

I don't know. What band broke up?

Two stripes.

Oh, fuck.

You weren't, like, pulling out?

- Gross. - Alex, I'm smarter than that.

Most of the time.

Sorry.

You told Mom?

She doesn't know I'm active.

Probably doesn't think you're active enough.

What did Drew say?

- Fuck Drew. - No, it's not his fault.

We just weren't careful.

He doesn't know.

You gonna tell him?

Did you try more than one?

Like a second opinion?

Sometimes they come in two-packs.

- Like fucking Pop-Tarts? - Exactly.

- No, thank you. - No, thanks.

Do you mind?

Sorry.

What do you want to do?

Why is it my choice?

I thought that was the whole thing.

Your body, your choice.

Oh, that's convenient.

I'm not ready to be a dad.

Well, I guess we both should have thought about that.

We did think about that.

What?

We always use a condom. Alway...

The odds of something happening in the first half are nothing.

The back half is the dangerous half.

You don't have a very precise gauge about what is half.

Do you want to be with me?

Like, do you want to, like, be with me, be with me?

I hadn't thought that far down the line, I guess.

Okay.

I mean, there's still things I want to do.

Do you mean like there's other people that you want to do?

No, I mean...

I don't know.

Maybe. I don't know. This is all confusing.

I just...

I just... I just need some time to think about it.

Yeah, I guess we...

I think we both should take

a little time away from each other.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe.

- That's pretty shitty. - I know.

Why are we seeing "Meet Joe Black"?

We're leaving after the "Star Wars" trailer.

"Meet Joe Black" doesn't look very good.

We're not staying for it.

Well, I just don't know if I feel really good

about giving them my money.

We can see "The Waterboy" instead.

Adam Sandler is a waterboy.

Yeah, that sounds better.

Okay. Two for "The Waterboy," please.

You feeling okay?

No, not at all. Like, not in any way.

- Drew's a dick. - I don't blame him.

I mean, been together a year.

It's like, he had plans. We both did.

Plans change. People change, sort of.

I don't have to have it.

I could get my master's,

meet someone in a few years,

try again when I'm, you know, more ready.

Is that what you're thinking?

I don't know.

Why are you trying to solve that?

'Cause it's mocking me.

Well, just get a book and learn how to do it.

That's cheating.

No, that's how people learn to do things.

I should just know how.

It doesn't work that way.

That was fucking awesome!

Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing.

This is gonna be the best "Star Wars" film ever.

Holy shit!

Holy shit! Wow!

Sorry. How are you feeling?

Still pretty overwhelmed about the whole pregnancy thing.

Of course. Sorry.

Real quick... what'd you think?

Not bad.

What?

Pizza and egg rolls. Nice.

Mm-hmm. She has to start eating for two.

Healthy.

Yeah. I'm an awesome mom.

You took care of me.

Mm, that was different.

This one might listen.

What if I don't know how?

What if our role model was just so bad

that I just, like... just, like, fuck her up?

Her?

I'm just picking a gender at random.

You're not gonna fuck her up.

- Bonjour. - Mm.

I prepared breakfast.

Why?

I'm being domestic.

You don't know what that even means.

- Come on. - Mm?

I think we could do this.

Together. If you're planning on keeping her.

Her?

Yeah, I trust your intuition.

Mm.

Okay, what are you suggesting?

Oh, I just want to help.

I'm into it.

And I owe you one.

That's very sweet.

Very misguided.

Did you...

Did you microwave this?

Yeah.

You're supposed to toast it.

The box said you could do either.