CBS Fall Preview

Now, join the stars of 2 Broke Girls

for a sneak peek at CBS's hot new fall shows.

Hi, I'm Beth Behrs and welcome to the CBS fall preview.

Actually, Kat, I think that's my line.

Oh, sorry, it's just weird.

I usually get the first line.

Yes, but that thing actually says,

"Hi, I'm Beth Behrs."

Okay, so you can have mine.

Wassup? I'm Kat Dennings.

I don't do that with my hands.

Anyway, we're moving our show, 2 Broke Girls,

to its new time slot Mondays at 9:00/8:00 Central.

Don't you think it's a little weird

we have to move the show ourselves?

Well, we are broke.

Even in the promos?

Okay, well, we're taking a break

to give you an exclusive sneak peek

of what's new on CBS this fall.

Kat, your turn.

Oh, sorry, I was thinking of those gummy frogs

that are green on one side and white on the other.

Kat...

Now, from a comedy about lifelong friends

to a reboot of Sherlock Holmes...

To a hotshot lawyer from Jersey

to an epic drama about how Sin City got its start,

this season, CBS has it all.

First up, from the creators of Will & Grace...

David Krumholtz and Michael Urie star as lifelong best friends

in the new comedy Partners.

I really like where we put the game room.

That's not a game room, Joe. That's a spa.

For you and your wife, it can be a spa.

But for me and my wife, it's going to be a game room.

Who's your wife?

Alyssa Milano.

Who's your wife? Bette Midler.

Is that the lady that lives on the corner?

Oh, my God, you know nothing.

Look, if you would just allow us to think about our...

No. No, no, no, no. That's your problem, you think too much.

Sometimes you just got to go with your gut.

No, no, that's your problem, you only go with your gut.

That's why you have a tattoo of Clay Aiken on your ass.

May I just say, Rosanna,

that the way you're presenting your bosom this morning

is sure to make Bernardo the envy

of every Shark at the rumble.

And may I just say--

joke, joke, joke, gay, gay, gay, I will cut you.

Ali had a couple glasses of wine.

You mean four. It was three.

It was four-- girlfriend likes her liquor.

My boyfriend is a gorgeous Jewish doctor.

Wyatt is Presbyterian and a nurse.

They're going to promote him to Jewish doctor any day now.

She tells me she wants to get married.

So there's this play me or trade me ultimatum on the table.

What is your gut telling you?

There's lots of reasons that I should...

Stop, that's what your head is telling you.

What is your gut telling you?

She is the sexiest woman...

Stop, that's what your schmeckle is telling you.

Aim for the middle now.

It-it's telling me that...

That's your answer, Joe.

It's not saying "I-I-I-I have to marry her""

You got to let her go.

My schmeckle's going to hate me for this.

I love you, Joe, and the last thing that I would ever want

is for you to do anything

because you feel pressured into it, so...

What are you doing? I'm going with my gut.

Ali Landau, will you marry me?

Yes, I will marry you. Oh, my God.

She wants to get married

and she gave him a play me or trade me ultimatum.

Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. What is a play me or trade me ultimatum?

I have no idea. I was just going along because I didn't want to seem gay.

Wyatt, my love, you're a male nurse who DVRs everything on Bravo.

That ship has sailed.

How you doing? You okay?

Okay? I'm thrilled.

Come on, baby girl, it's me. What?

Of course, I'm thrilled.

And to tell you the truth, a little relieved.

I gotcha. We're doing survive and thrive.

Good for you, you brave little toaster.

I think he was a fool to do what he did. What?!

I could've told you he wasn't ready to get married.

I tell everyone in my life, run everything past me first.

Even yoga wear decisions. Hint, hint.

What do you mean he wasn't ready to get married?

He proposed. What?!

What did you do?

It's bad.

You need the girls?

Yes, please.

Hi, honey.

Yeah, he's right here. Why?

He did what now?

Well, yes, yes, but-but I...

Well, maybe... I have no interest...

Oh, well, I don't want any trouble.

I don't want any trouble.

The engagement's off.

What were you thinking?! You know, it's funny...

You don't think. You just vomit whatever's in your head.

You're a mental bulimic.

I-I'm a terrible person.

I hate myself!

You're not really going to make this about you, are you?

Oh, my God, I just destroyed my best friend's life.

You poor thing. How can I help?

Maybe some tea? That would be nice.

Yeah? You want some lemon, sugar?

Yeah, lemon's good. Stevia if you've got it.

I'm not getting you a cup of tea, you schmuck.

This time you crossed a line.

This partnership is... is over.

How do you deal with Louis?

The one thing I never question is his heart.

Speaking of hearts, I'm in the cardiac wing today.

That's why I got a heart on.

Wow. I can give you one, if you want.

No, I don't think you can.

Ali, you've got to marry him

because I need to know, if I'm not going to be around

to take care of him at least you will.

You're the most wonderful person

that's ever come into Joe's life.

You love Joe and he loves you more than...

more than almost anything else in the world.

What are you doing?

Ali Landau,

will you do me the honor of marrying my best friend?

Just came in to, uh,

pack up a couple of boxes.

Oh, hey.

He did what now?

You will?

You have no idea how happy you're making me right now.

You know, he's such a pain in the ass.

I love, you, too.

Yes, more than him.

I hate those pillows.

Raise the, uh, uh, raise the roof.

I think we just need to accept the fact

that there are four people at this table

but three couples.

I think that's kind of nice.

Two people who really love each other came together today

and I have no doubt that it will last forever.

You drive-a me crazy.

Hey, come here.

I'm worth it.

Yay, let's go.

Morning, sweetie.

Here, hold my coat.

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These frogs are so cool.

They're like marshmallowy on one side and gummy on the other.

Exactly how buzzed are you? Not that buzzed.

Learn more about this frogs,

for the new fall preview show plus.

No, that's where you go to learn more about the CBS Fall Schedule.

Where do you go to learn about the frog?

You don't.

Now let's take a look at the epic new drama

from the writer of Goodfellas and Casino.

The new drama, Vegas, takes us to 1960 Las Vegas

when ranchers and mobsters ran the Strip.

Dennis Quaid and Michael Chiklis star-- check it out.

This is the Vegas you know.

This town burns brighter than Times Square at night.

This is how it began.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I bring you the new Las Vegas!

It's plains today-- tomorrow there'll be