Metalocalypse

The excitement is tangible, as Dethklok will arrive at any

minute to this, the single largest press conference in recorded history.

For the first time anywhere, the band will discuss their

highly anticipated new album.

Never has the release of an album meant so much to so many people.

Tell us about the new album.

Pickles: I've always said this-- talking about music is

like painting about farting.

Skwisgaar: Oh, my God.

Can you guys ever be serious?

Nathan: Uh, can I ever be serious?

"Can I ever be serious" is a good question.

Can I ever be serious?

I don't know. I guess... That's doable!

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm really glad everyone loves my catchphrase.

How come what's-his-face isn't here?

Nathan: What's-his-face?

Uh, Toki!

Nathan: Oh, Toki.

Pickles: Ah, Toki's not here.

Nathan: I guess we forgot him.

I wonder if that's doable.

Thank you.

Skwisgaari wonders where he ams.

Toki: Hey, guys, I mades everyones some delimptious

chickens tenders with ams all naturals whites meat.

Ah, whats the hells?

Oh, they dids it agains.

They lefts me behinds!

Murderface, Murderface, over here!

Murderface: Go ahead, Dennis.

What's with the facial hair?

Murderface: Uh, it's called lookin' good.

Next question!

Uh, yeah.

I have a question in regards to your fan base.

Why are the majority of metal fans white?

I mean, do you only seek out white audiences?

And what would you say to metal fans that aren't white?

Just askin'.

Nathan: Uh... oh, uh, one last thing -- are...you...racist?

Is Dethklok racist?

The accusation of racism is a surefire way to end the career

of even the most beloved celebrities.

If Dethklok wants to avoid the same fate, they're going to

have to do something drastic to sidestep this damning charge.

Charles: So, we're gonna be doing some community outreach to

combat the, uh, negative press resulting from, uh, your

apparent racial insensitivity.

Pickles: "Your apparent racial sensitivity?"

Do you think that sounds a little racist?

Nathan: Yeah, that sounded a little racist to me.

Charles: It's not me that they're calling racist.

They're calling you racist.

Nathan: We're not racist!

We don't give a what color our fans are because we

don't give a about our fans!

Isn't that right?

Pickles: Boy, is it ever!

Charles: Either way, the media thinks you're racist.

Nathan: Hey, listen, I know we like to joke around a lot about everything.

But I love ethnics.

I mean, I love Mexican...food.

Murderface: Yep.

Nathan: Chinese food.

Murderface: Yep.

Nathan: Black, uh, licorice.

Pickles: I don't understand why people even have to say if a

person's a d-- a color.

I walked down the street, and there was a guy asking me for money.

Murderface: Yeah.

I was walking down the street, and a few guys made me really

nervous, and I walked on the other side of the street.

Just some guys!

Pickles: My cousin was raped by a bunch of guys.

Murderface: Some guys'

neighborhoods just have liquor stores and not proper supermarkets -- just guys.

Pickles: When I'm walking in particular areas in the city, I

mind my wallet around some guys.

Nathan: Write that down and put out a press release.

Murderface: Racist. Ha!

Provin' it wrong!

Charles: All right, guys, we got to get serious about this, okay?

If you get called racist, then you're done, all right?

Your career's over, and you can't recover from that, all right?

So this community outreach program better be perfect, okay?

You hear me?

Murderface: We got to nail it, guys!

Charles: That's right, Murderface, because America's

numerous anti-defamation leagues will be there.

Pickles: Hey, guys, where's Toki?

Murderface: Ah, lazy -- just lazy.

Charles: Guys, try to be nice to Toki.

He's feeling a little excluded lately.

I'd likes to make an announcement -- Toki ams forming

an exclusives clubs calleds the special persons invites club.

'Cause Toki's ams tireds of being excludeds.

And best of alls, I ams the leader.

That's why the logos ams going to be a lower case "t" for Toki.

Nathan: Oh, Toki, is this about us leaving you behind the other day?

Look, we made a mistake.

And you know how much I hate to apologize, so you get the idea.

Toki: Well, this wasn't the first time!

How comes I didn't know it was suits of armors Fridays?

How comes I'm the only ones who didn't knows abouts kitty whiskers mondays?

How comes you trickeds me into dressing up like a banana at the zoos?

Nathan: Okay, you got a point.

You want me in your club?

Well, I have two words to say to you -- that is doable.

I'll be in your club!

Skwisgaar: Ohhh!

Murderface: Oh, yeah!

Can't wait, seriously.

I cannot wait for this club.

Toki: You can't just joins my clubs.

You gots to be invited.

You can only gets ins if you gets a special text message from me.

Nathan: Whoa!

"You has been inviteds to..."

I think I got in!

Pickles: Hey, I got into Toki's club!

Skwisgaar: Uh, me toos.