Stay Awake

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Ma?

Hey, listen, I got to cut out.

- Hey, stay awake, ma. - Listen to us.

This is easy. You know this.

Ma?

Come on, what's that one?

"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."

Very good. All right, next one.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on, ma. That's a softball.

What's that one from, ma?

Come on. What's that one? You know it.

"Cow... Cowboy. Mid... Midnight."

Judges, can we give that to her?

Close enough. All right. Next one. Let's go.

It's all right. We are almost there.

Hey, Vicki.

Hey, babies.

Okay.

We'll get things going here. Hang loose.

Can you grab me something?

Yep.

So, you got any homework?

Allow me to rephrase.

How much homework do you have?

I got a ten-page book report due Thursday.

Which I'm screwed for, so...

Please.

You're the kid who cries C-minus and always gets an "A."

I hated your kind in school.

So, what's the book?

Uh, "Animal Farm."

Wow, I liked the movie.

I think you're thinking of "Animal House."

They're different?

Just a little.

Hi! Um, can we have a yogurt parfait,

French toast sticks and...

Hey.

two chicken honey butter biscuits,

please.

Sure.

How was your audition?

Not bad.

I got two lines, everybody else got one.

- Really? - Yeah.

Let me hear 'em.

Lucky's Home and Auto Insurance, next to Tuskee's on Ryers Road.

For a boat, home, or truck...

you're in luck.

It's really catchy.

- Especially, the way you do it. - Thanks.

Aren't you gonna eat your breakfast, honey?

You know it's the most important meal of the day.

You know, I really shouldn't be eating out so much.

Why don't I, uh...

cook you guys something special next week?

You don't have to do that, mom.

Honey, I can make my boys dinner.

What about some squash casserole?

Hmm!

Yeah?

- Ooh! Or something French? - Shoot.

What was it called? The thing that we saw on the cooking show the other day?

Um...

Oh! Uh...

Beef Bor-ju-nan.

- Yeah. - Beef Bor-ju-nan!

Yeah. Let's do that.

It's fine, ma.

Guess he's not a fan of French cuisine.

I'm gonna get it out of oven.

I remove the top.

And that's it.

Look, Boeuf Bourguignon, the way my grandmother used to do it.

"Boeuf Bourguignon!"

And as you can see,

the sauce is very thick and lovely.

Like, seriously, think about it?

I mean, I think everyone has at some point, right?

- Haven't you? - Just a, just a verbal yes or no.

No suicidal thoughts.

I see that there's still blood in your urine sample.

- Thanks. - Enjoy.

- Hey! - Hi!

What you working on?

- Calc problem set. - Hm.

I think Mr. Stevens just gotta has it out for me.

Look, Mr. Stevens expects anything out of us

between now and graduation, that's honestly his bad.

You know, my sister said Tech sent out notifications around now last year.

It's just that I hate waiting.

I'm gonna be so crushed if we don't get in.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah. I am just kind of...

just exhausted.

Ma?

Come on, ma. Where's this one from, huh?

It's the scene with, uh, Daryl Hannah. Come on.

Ma, look at me.

Which snake was she again?

- What's it from? - Bill Kill.

Ah! There we go!

Code Blue, room 305.

Go get ready for school.

Yes!

Derek, thanks for closing up.

- See you tomorrow. - All right.

No one's gonna know if you close 30 minutes early.

I gotta stay open.

When is the last time that anyone came in here?

I don't know. But have you tried this? It's...

Don't try to distract me.

You work too much.

It's boring.

Can't you just close for a few minutes?

No?

- I can't. - You can't? No?

Okay. Fuck it.

I forgot my paperwork.

Good night, Derek.

'night.

'night, Melanie.

'night.

It all started...

when I got my first nursing job.

I was so excited.

I just got my degree.

I needed something to keep me on my feet.

The shifts were so long and

they just got longer.

So, I started taking my patient's leftovers.

I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd do that, never.

The thing that I was the proudest.

Well, looks like we both made a whopping $3.45 in tips tonight.

You can have it.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Fuck off, okay? What's wrong?

How was bio?

I'm going to murder you.

Wait. Did you find out?

Oh, my God! You got in? You got it. That is so amazing!

I knew that you were gonna get in.

My envelope, like, must be in the mail.

I'll got get it right now. Oh, my gosh!

The next year's gonna be amazing, together...

It's gonna be so fun.

I also got into another school, so...

You applied somewhere else?

What? Like a, like a safety school?

Yeah. I mean...

I didn't think I'd get in, but...

Yeah, I know we talked about going to...

Talked?

No. You promised.

I know. I just...

got into a better school and...

Better?

- No, sorry, not better. - Where?

Brown.

Brown? Where's that?

Rhode Island.

They offered me a full scholarship and...

So now you're going there?

Well, I mean... I don't know yet, I...

So you lied to me?

After two years of being together?

We should probably, um...

Oh, my...

You're telling me this here

because you knew that I'd be upset and you didn't want me making a scene?

You are such a little boy!

You know what? Good luck finding anyone at Brown who's gonna put up with all of your baggage.

- Baggage... - So you wanna break up with me now?

Wait. I... No, no, no, I... - If you wanna break up with me, then you know what?

You chew way too loudly, all right?

And you never respond to texts.

You never listen to me or ask me questions about my day.

Your breath reeks of tobacco and plus...

plus, I give you blowjobs

and you can barely stand to even finger me.

All right? You're selfish and sexist!

All right? So, wake the fuck up!

You're gonna have to because your dick is shit!

Hey, Alex.

No, ma. It's Ethan.

Dad's long gone.

You Alex?

It's Derek, ma.

What about the, uh,

the Whitney song from the Costner movie?

- Do you remember that one? - Technically, it's a Dolly song.

It's actually a Whitney song. Do you remember it?

Can you sing it, please?

- Hey, she's passing out. - Oh, shit!

- Ma? Hey! - Hey? Ma?

- Ma, look at me. - Ma?

- Wake up! Eye contact, please! - Hey! Ma! Hey!