Super Dupers

¶

- Allison's coming back? Finally.

Who's Allison?

What...? Um...

Max's girlfriend?

The one who's been away volunteering

with the Earth Corps for three months?

- How could you forget her name?

- 'Cause I didn't write it on my wrist...

Dad.

- Well, I hope she gets here soon

because Max's attitude is unbearable.

¶ Allison! ¶

¶ You're comin' back real soon! ¶

- I think I know why she left.

- I know and now it's rubbin' off on your mom.

¶ Allison! ¶

¶ Max's girlfriend is in! ¶

- Wow. It's like a musical--

without any good songs or talent.

- Come, family, see the feast I prepared.

I made all of Allison's favorites--

kale tacos, cabbage dogs and broccoli burgers.

- Well, no wonder she's so angry.

- All right, don't worry, guys.

This is why I installed the emergency meat button.

- That's why our house smells like a deli.

- - Oh! It's Allison.

- Ooh, Max's girlfriend loves him.

"Max, I'm--

breaking up with you"?

Wow. I was way off.

- "I realized you're not my soulmate,

the Earth is."

Stupid Earth!

I shoulda destroyed it when I had the chance!

- Yeah, Earth is the worst.

I don't know. I'm trying to be supportive.

You don't need her, Max.

There's other fish in the sea.

And under our seats.

- Are you okay, honey? - Yeah.

Yeah...I'm fine.

I'll never love again!!

He's not serious.

I'm super serious!!

- Oh, no, the kids have been attacked

by Professor Fancy Pants.

- Well, I wish he'd attacked sooner.

They look amazing!

- We're just a couple of mature individuals

who want to have an adult conversation with their parents.

- That's right, so, sit back, relax,

and have a cup of coffee.

Ohhh...

we'd love some.

No. - Ugh.

That tastes like dirt water.

- It's that what coffee is?

- We believe we're ready to begin

a more grown-up level of superhero training.

You started training Phoebe when she was our age.

Ah, Phoebe's special--

just like you guys.

- We've taken down some serious villains--

like Fairy Pinch-ess at the prom.

- Allow us to refresh your memories.

- I'm gonna pinch you into next week.

- But she didn't, because Billy zapped her...

and I locked her in a box.

- You have zapted me. Goodbye, cruel world.

- Get in the box, Scarlett Johansson.

- Another villain taken out by Billy and...

Nora!

- Okay, you guys convinced us.

- Meet us in the driveway tomorrow afternoon,

and we will begin your next phase of superhero training.

Nora, we did it!

I told you it would work.

Guys, can I come out now?

Hello?

- All right, Max, the break-up was a few days ago.

Bet you're itching to get back out on patrol.

- Or itching 'cause you're a filthy dirt monster.

- Why would I go out on patrol?

Just arrest Allison for breaking and entering--

my heart!

- Come on, Max, you've gotta get over this now.

I know your heart is broken, but the shower is not.

- We will shower when we're good and ready.

I'm sorry. "We"?

You heard him, girlie.

When my Maxie stinks, I stink.

Quiet. Humans talking.

Max, come on. Get up and let's go.

- That's it. I'm puttin' you on ice.

- What happened to your freeze breath?

That was no freeze and all breath--

terrible, horrible breath.

That's all I got.

Allison really broke me.

Now I'm just an extremely handsome

shell of my former self.

- When my Maxie is handsome, I'm hand--

- Zip it, Stinky. -

- These stairs always worked when I was with Allison!

- I've never seen him like this before.

I've gotta get him to snap out of

this funk and be super again.

Impossible.

He only wants Allison back and that's not gonna happen.

- But I could find him a new "Allison."

- Well, look no further.

- This is disturbing in so many ways.

- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Is not what you get ¶

¶ Livin' our life with a secret ¶

¶ We fit right in ¶

¶ Bet you never guess ¶

¶ 'Cause we're livin' our life ¶

¶ Just like all the rest ¶

¶ A picture perfect family ¶

¶ Is what we try to be ¶

¶ Look closer, you might see ¶

¶ The crazy things we do ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's our reality ¶

¶ Just your average family ¶

¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶

¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶

¶

- [metal detector whirring, beeping]

Cherry?

Um, what're you doin'?

How is this gonna help us find Max a new girlfriend?

- Oh, I thought you said "new gold pen."

Okay. Um...

I figure the best way to help Max

get over Allison is to find him a new girl

that's exactly like Allison.

- Yeah, that makes total sense.

Any girl would be lucky to date Max.

Everything is pain!

Your relationship is doomed!

- Yeah, I was wrong. He'll never date again.

- I guess it was a crazy idea, anyway.

I mean, it's not like the universe

is just gonna send us a new Allison.

This is new Allison.

- Actually, my name is Molly.

Actually, I don't care.

She's the new head of Green Teens and your problem now.

Out of my way, delinquents!

- So, guys, my first big event

is a pet adoption fair this afternoon.

Will you help me spread the word?

Sure.

There's a pet adoption fair this afternoon!!

- Um, I think she meant the flyers.

- Oh. And there's also flyers!!

- I love your enthusiasm. Thanks, guys.

- Phoebe, this is amazing. She's just like Allison.

Yeah.

I don't know. She's missing that little bit of crazy Max likes.

Hey! Recycle, butt face!

- I'm wrong. She's perfect. Molly, wait up!

¶

Hey, kids.

Ready to take your training to the next level?

Yeah!

Meet the Crime Buddy.

Hello, little supes.

Let's have some training fun.

- Oh, this is the perfect training tool--

for a baby.

- Or someone who's just been born.

- The training bot is built to challenge

supes at any level.

Right now, it's set to cutesy-wootsy

because you two are cutesy-wootsy.

- We're not cutesy-wootsy.

- I don't know. I'm pretty adorable.

At least challenge us

and crank this thing up to meanie-weanie.

- No, no, no. I know this probably feels like

we're taking things a little slow.

- But if you want to fight for justice,

you're gonna have to trust us. Oh!

- Honey, did you just make that up?

Yeah, I just did!

Okay, uh, you two do your best,

and we'll be back to check on you later.

- Use your powers to pop as many bubbles

as you can, heroes.

- Billy, this is so beneath us.

- This is the greatest day of my life!

- Colosso!

We're outta pizza. Order more.