Ms. X

Wassup?

- Boo. -

Losing your touch Tavita.

What are you doing here? Told you to wait.

Yeah, well, I'm not really

a waiting for you to call kind of girl.

Sorry to bust up your boys club,

but I have news.

All right.

So, DMac doesn't have the passport.

The Cartel won't be happy.

Job done. We win. Let's play again.

I heard a guy died.

At a hotel. You hear about that, Saskia?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?

The guy who made the passports.

So him falling out a window is a pretty good outcome for us.

You said you'd take the passport out of circulation.

The body was not part of that deal.

The body means cops. It means questions.

Right. Well, the guy jumped.

It was a suicide.

I was careful. It's not a problem.

Does anybody else know about it?

Apart from you, me and the deceased?

There is a wife, yes. Mia Bennett.

She shanked me.

She tortured me, bro.

She's vicious, man. Watch out for her.

- Oi! - Left me for dead.

Shut the fuck up!

Why the fuck are you talking, eh?

What? You want me to take care of him?

- What the fuck? - Put it away. Just...

Oh my God, I'm joking.

- Jesus. -

Tavita look, the wife is not part of the game, okay?

Jerry never mentioned her.

If he never mentioned her,

how do you know she's not in the game?

I don't know. Fucking women's intuition.

If you want to play with the big boys,

I need to know you're serious.

Because if any of this gets back to DMac,

that starts to affect my operation.

And I don't fucking like that.

So you need to handle the wife.

- Fine. - Good.

We'll find out where she lives.

But when I'm running King Street,

your boys and mine are going to be best friends

until we're not.

Yeah, that's big words for a little lady.

I trust in God,

not guns, Saskia.

You still have to earn your seat.

You call me little lady again,

and I'll shoot you in the mouth and take your seat.

Peace be with you.

Let's go find this bitch.

Pretty good, right?

Is this it? Is it finished?

Yeah. Well, it needs a little finessing here and there,

- but yeah, that's... - Hmm. Wow.

Oscar, you said we were good.

This is terrible. It's not going to work.

I mean, I thought the car was pretty good.

Well, it has to be a New Zealand passport.

This looks like it was made in arts and crafts class.

Is there a hologram? Do they have holograms?

This will never pass by customs.

Well, the laser printer

was down at Office Stationary, so I just...

You made this at Office Stationery?

Yeah. No, no, no, just the cover bit and. Oh...

You forged a passport in broad daylight at a store?

Well it's not like... Look, I can't use the stuff

that Jerry used because that's gone.

- Oh my God. - And I told the printer kid

that we worked in the movies, okay?

So we're good. Like it's water tight.

If we don't get that gangster a passport,

we are dead, do you understand that?

- Yeah. No... - He'll kill us!

Do you understand that? We've lost time?

Do you understand that we're...

Fuck! I've looked everywhere. It's nowhere.

Absolutely nowhere.

What do we tell him?

Shit, shit, shit...

Hey, listen, I know you told me not to,

but, I Googled that guy.

Turns out he goes by the name El Entrenador ,

And he's Mexican.

I mean, that's fine, but he's from a Mexican cartel,

and his name, actually means "the Coach."

Because once, apparently,

he sewed someone's face onto a football.

- So I actually think it's... - You know what? Stop.

Please stop.

I know you tried, but stop trying.

I will sort this.

I'll find the passport.

Just stay out of it, okay?

Who are you?

Got twelve!

Hoo...

There it is. Yeah. Have a run.

Have a run! No! Don't kick it!

Dylan. Hold it!

Sorry. Sorry I'm late. Sorry.

Oh, no. It's fine. They're having a shocker anyway.

Oh, and I'll get Max on at the half.

He's just... Yeah.

Well. It's okay.

He gets his coordination skills from me, so.

- Yeah, yeah. He does. -

He's offside! He's been offside all day!

Have you guys placed your order?

Joseph's picking up this afternoon, so let me know.

We've got the house to ourselves.

I'm leaving Mark at home. I need a weekend without him.

- Hey, Ricky. - Huh?

- Are you in for tonight? - Yeah. No. Of course.

Go, go...

Oh. Hi, Mia.

Sorry, I didn't I didn't see you there.

- Hi. - Josh and I are just

hosting a little potluck dinner thing tonight.

A couple of the PTA parents will be there.

It's super casual. Really, really small.

You're welcome to come if you'd like to come.

Uh, yeah, I can't.

- Yeah. No, no. Of course. - Yes.

Yeah. No, I did assume that would be the case.

You have so much going on, Mimi.

And gosh, I hope Olivia isn't too disappointed with the, like,

whole Head Girl thing.

What Head Girl thing?

It was at the meeting the other night.

Yeah.

We think the vote should only be student-led.

Which means no votes from teaching staff.

You know teenagers and how competitive they can be.

And we just wouldn't want to put any of the newer teachers

in an awkward position.

Are you talking about Wayne?

- Hmm. - Oh, Mr. Ambrose?

- Yeah. - He is such a lovely man.

- Divine. Divine. - We are so lucky

- Divine. Divine... - to have him at the school.

I'm sorry, but doesn't this just make it a popularity contest

rather than ultimately picking the best leader for the school?

People are starting to talk.

And look, I'm sure it's all totally innocent,

but you just wouldn't want Olivia

making any silly decisions to try to sway a few votes.

I'm sorry, Bridget, but that is not at all what is going on.

- Go, go! Yes, go Dylan. - Oh! Go, Dylan!

- Yes, go Dylan, yes, yes, yes! -

- Go, go, go, he dropped it. -

He fucking dropped it!

It's his mom.

I'm not coaching him anymore. I can't do it.

Wow.

- Quite hot headed, right? - Oh.

Especially if Dylan's involved.

I mean, the kid's not going to be an All Black or anything.

Hi, Jose. How are you?

I'm good. Yeah, I think I'm good.

Yeah, our work is, pretty busy at the moment.

So we just updated the new regulatory compliance laws

for the council.

So now that KiwiRail has been canned,

which basically means we've got to mitigate risk

to safeguard public interest.

Yeah. Public interest. That's...

...hard.

It's actually not hard at all. It's quite easy.

So we've got a quite a comprehensive two-step process.