Stockholm Bloodbath

SWEDEN 1520

THE DANISH KING CHRISTIAN FIELD TRAIN TO SWEDEN

HAS PROVEN TO BE AN EXPENSIVE FAILURE

THE SWEDISH REPRESENTATIVE STEN STURE HAS WON THE BATTLE

BUT KING CHRISTIAN REFUSES ABANDONING HIS MISSION

WINNING BACK THE SWEDISH KRONA

WITH A MIGHTY ARMY OF LEGO KIDS CHRISTIAN MARCHES TO STOCKHOLM

THE ASSAULT ARMY LEAVES BEHIND A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

MOST OF THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

- What is this one called then? - Charging stick.

That's right. Your sister has taught you well.

- Freya! - Thank you, Freya. Nice. Good work.

Freya!

- Put it back together. - Okay, Dad.

What do you think of this one?

I like it. - Mom, do you like this?

It's really pretty.

An emerald necklace which belonged to our great-grandmother.

Do you think it suits my dress?

What happened, Freya?

Our house?

The forest? The forest near our house. Through the forest...? Okay. Yes.

The ridge.

Freya, what is that?

Troops?

- Which soldiers? - Danes.

How many?

Many.

Don't stop for anyone. Do you remember Sten Sture?

- Give this to him, no one else. - Here you have some food to take with you.

- What's going on, dad? - Do not worry.

Ride fast. I need you here soon. The most beautiful bridesmaid ever.

- Okay, come on. You have work to do. - Not again, dad.

DIDRIK SLAGHEcK aka EVIL MAN

SYLVESTER aka GUY WITH SCARS

HIS GÄBLEIN aka A GERMAN BROTHER

ADOLF GÄBLEIN aka ANOTHER GERMAN BROTHER

HOLGER aka GREAT DANISH GUY

Sylvester. Check that out.

How long?

Still fresh.

Swedish bastards. I hate them all so much.

Take a look at this, Didrik.

- Are you ready for this life change? - Yes. I'm ready.

Stay with God and everything will work out.

Is it that easy?

Nothing is easy.

We live in dark and troubled times.

- Without God it will be impossible. - I have a couple of doubts.

- Doubt? - I want to dedicate my life to Johan.

And to God. But I'm not quite sure where I fit in.

Shouldn't I have more of a purpose?

I must surely be able to be a little more...

- ...useful. - Obvious.

Your father Ulf Eriksson is a powerful man.

He and other powerful men will build a strong country.

A strong Sweden. And that strength comes from God.

You have it in you too, my child.

Take her!

Take her! Take her!

Find her!

Look here. Same sign.

She is gone!

GUSTAV TROLLE alias THE ARCHBISHOP

Go ahead, my friends.

Why did you take so long?

An army of ten thousand men moving slowly.

You should have freed me last year.

- Or the year before that. - I know.

- Or the year before that, Didrik. - I know.

- The king was in love. - And now he isn't?

- She died. - I'm glad to hear that.

- Good to see you, whore. - The same.

All right.

Do you know...

Do you recognize this?

Eriksson's.

They really are a pain.

THREE YEARS EARLIER

Ulf Eriksson was there when Sten Sture took everything from me.

STONE STEER alias THE REPRESENTATIVE OF SWEDEN

If he is not stopped, he will leave Sweden the Union and we will suffer.

The trade, the church. It affects U.S. all. No one is safe.

- He is a traitor. - He is guaranteed to be.

Bishop Brask? What was that?

The Holy Spirit.

- We do it. - We'll go and get that bastard.

- I see him! - Now we have him!

I was hunted like a dog.

Archbishop Gustav Trolle!

A v the devil himself.

- Sten Sture. - You are arrested for high treason.

You will die for this.

Burn everything, please.

Come on, Troll. Let's go.

No. I can't stand here and talk.

I have things to do and people to eliminate.

- You are dead! - I shot you first!

- Come on, you two should get ready. - You lost again.

- It's a big day today, boys. - Are you going to live in Stockholm now?

Yes, with Johan. But I promise that we will visit regularly.

When will Freya come home?

Soon, baby, soon.

Help them out.

- Johan! Welcome! - Ulf! - Maria.

- How was the trip? - It was good.

Anne.

You look fantastic.

- We must not see each other. It means bad luck. - Stop fooling around, Johan.

- No, I'm not looking. - It's really ridiculous.

- No, that's wise. - Can you help me snap?

Please.

- Okay. - Thanks.

There we have one.

- Two. - Oh, jeez.

Shouldn't we...

- I think we should...wait. - Yes, we should wait.

Anne? Are you ready?

Good. Yes, we should wait.

- Until it's...official. - Officially, yes.

Let us now humbly pray to God to bless this bride and groom.

May he in his mercy promote you with his help.

Before God and these witnesses-

- I'll explain to you now for husband and wife.

You can now kiss.

Go in peace to praise the Lord with your life.

Where is Freya?

It's funny how some people are notoriously difficult to like.

I invite you all to wish the bride and groom a long, happy life.

Till death do us apart.

I still think so that it's a shame to come here-

- completely unfriendly like this on his daughter's wedding day.

Is that meant to be ironic?

- Now we do this. - That's the spirit.

Dad!

Help! Help me!

It is okay.

- Come, old friend. - Now we do it.

Stop it, you bastards!

Ulf Eriksson.

You signed a judgment letter who convicted me of treason.

I did. I would do it again.

Really? - Do it.

No no no. No!

It is enough! Shut up!

Lars!

We got a tough guy here, huh? Come on, show me what you can do.

Right here.

Come on, come on.

Yes...you can do it.

- Run to dad. - Dad.

Dad...

Lars!

No!

Just shut up!

No.

- Forgive me. - No! No!

Daniel! No! Daniel!

Daniel, stop! Daniel!

Mom told me not to soil my shirt.

We avoid the shirt. If it's possible.

Daniel! Daniel!

Kill him. Otherwise I'll kill you and your stupid brother.

You stupid German bastard.

That didn't go well.

forgive me father for I have sinned.

Sylvester! Spare the priest.

We are not beasts.

You get to live to see another day.

Killer!

What a hero. Bring this one. He can be useful.

And I think we're done here.

You and your stupid brother.

- Bring this one! - You fat bastard...

- Really a beautiful wedding. - I almost liked Ulf once.

Oh, what a mess.

- Now we're leaving here! - Okay, come on!

CHRISTIAN Il aka KING OF DENMARK

- It escalated, my king. - A wedding, I heard.

Only enemies of the Union.

- And this one then? - That is Johan Night and Day.

Loyal to Sture. Heights in the opposition.

I thought that he might become useful to us.

You've got a couple unauthorized decisions here, dear friend.

But I'm okay with that. Everyone knows you've had a rough time.

But make sure to do something about the beard before you visit me next time.

I will.

So, Battle Hedge… You really hate the Swedes, don't you?

I personally dislike them, I don't know if i hate them like you, but…

- They are just so damn ego tripped. - It is so tough.

Yes. It is so tough!

Didrik, are you having those thoughts again?

Look at me. Is it this one the daddy thing troubling you again?

Can you try to see it this way, please?

Many men born out of wedlock has performed great deeds.

But we end up in hell when we die.

I don't think that's a given. It depends on what you do in life.

And what you do in life is work for me. You work for the king.

Thereby you please and serve God.

Do you think so?