The X-Files

Hey, Stevie, you okay?

I got...

I got the wind knocked out of me.

Looks like a cave.

Stevie, what's goin' on?

It's a human skull!

- Toss it up here! - No way! It's mine.

Anyway, there's bones all over the place, man!

What the...

Stevie?

- Hey, Stevie! - You okay?

Hey, man... let's get outta here!

Give me a 14-footer!

This is Captain Miles Cooles. Rescue situation in progress.

Rope's in the hole. Let's go. Two down.

What ya got, TC? Talk to me.

Do you see the boy?

Come back, TC. You see the kid?

Danny, check TC's radio.

TC?

Glenn, Sal, in the hole!

- Get those people outta here! - Move 'em back!

Move back, folks!

I sent four men down there for the boy. Report is, his eyes had turned black.

Now we've lost communication with my men.

What about my men?

What about my men!

What the hell is this?

It's Bronschweig.

Sir, the impossible scenario that we never planned for?

We'd better come up with a plan.

We've evacuated the building.

- There's no trace of an explosive device. - You sent the dogs through?

Yes, sir.

Send 'em through again.

All right, guys.

Let's do it again!

Mulder, it's me.

- Where are you, Scully? - On the roof.

- Find anything? - No, I haven't.

What's wrong?

I just climbed up 12 floors, I'm hot, I'm thirsty...

...and I'm wondering what I'm doing.

You're looking for a bomb.

But the threat was made on the Federal Building.

They have that covered.

When a bomb threat is called in, the rational purpose of it is to allow us to find the bomb.

The rational object of terrorism is to promote terror.

There's a model behavioural pattern for every case where a threat has turned up a bomb.

And if we ignore that data, as we have done...

...the chances are great that, if there is a bomb, we might not find it.

Lives could be lost.

Mulder?

Mulder?

Boom!

Jesus, Mulder!

Whatever happened to hunches?

Random acts of unpredictability.

If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen in a universe of infinite possibilities...

...we may find ourselves at the mercy of anything that cannot be categorised.

What are we doin' up here, Scully? It's hotter than hell.

I know you're bored, but unconventional thinking will only get you into trouble now.

- Why do you think I'm bored? - Quit looking for what isn't there.

They've closed the X-Files. We follow procedure now.

Let's make a bomb threat to Houston. It's free-beer night at the Astrodome.

Now what?

It's locked?

So much for anticipating the unforeseen!

- I had you. - No, you didn't.

- I had you big time. - You had nothing.

I saw you jiggle the handle.

I saw your face. There was a definite moment of panic.

You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.

That was it.

- You didn't see that face. - I saw that face. You're buying.

Coke? Pepsi? Saline IV?

Somethin' sweet.

Scully.

I've found the bomb.

I've found the bomb.

You're funny. Where are you, Mulder?

I'm in the vending room.

Is that you pounding?

Yeah. Get somebody to open that door.

- Nice try, Mulder. - It's in the soda machine.

You got 14 minutes to evacuate.

Come on, Mulder.

13.56...

13.54...

13.52...

13.50...

You see a pattern emerging here, Scully?

I'll get you outta there!

I need this building evacuated in ten minutes!

Have the fire department block off a one-mile radius around the building!

- Ten minutes? - Don't think! Just make it happen!

This is Security...

This is Special Agent Dana Scully. I need to speak with SAC Michaud.

He's got the wrong building.

- Where is it? - Vending machine.

He's locked in with it.

You know that face I just showed you? I'm making it again.

Move away from the door. We're coming through.

Clear!

Tell me that's just soda pop in those canisters.

It's just what it looks like. A big IED.

Ten gallons of Astrolite.

Okay. Get everybody outta here. Clear the area.

- Someone's gotta stay here with you. - I gave you an order to evacuate.

Can you defuse it?

Yes, I can.

- We got four minutes to find out. - Did you hear what I said?

Get out!

Come on, Mulder.

Mulder, what are you doing!

- Something's wrong! - Mulder!

- Something's not right. - Get in the car! There's no time!

Let's go!

Come on, come on!

Next time, you're buying.

In light of Waco and Ruby Ridge...

...there is a need at the Attorney General's office to place responsibility...

...for the catastrophic destruction of public property and loss of life due to terrorism.

Details are unclear, but we're under pressure from the Attorney General...

...to give a true account of what happened, so she can issue a public statement.

We know now that five people died in the explosion:

Special...

Special Agent in Charge Darius Michaud who was trying to defuse the bomb...

...three firemen from Dallas, and a young boy.

Excuse me? The firemen and the young boy were found in the building?

Agent Mulder, since you weren't on time for this hearing, please step outside...

...so that we can hear Agent Scully's version of the facts.

- We were told the building was clear. - You'll get your turn. Please step outside.

They're still talking to Agent Scully.

About what?

They want to know why she was in the wrong building.

She was with me.

You don't get it, do you? There's $45 million worth of damage to the city of Dallas.

Lives have been lost. No suspects have been named.

The story is that this could've been prevented.

They wanna blame us?

We both know that if it looks bad, it's bad for the FBI.

Blame has to be assigned somewhere.

- But Agent Scully doesn't deserve this. - She's saying the same about you.

I breached protocol. I broke contact with the SAC. I left him alone with the device.

Agent Scully says you wanted to go back.

No.

They're asking for you, sir.

Thank you.

- You don't have to protect me. - I told them the truth.

They're trying to divide us.

They have divided us. They're splitting us up.

What are you talking about?

I meet with OPR in two days for reassignment.

They put us together!

So I could invalidate your investigations into the paranormal. But...

...I think this goes deeper than that now.

- They're doing this to me. - They're not doing this.

I left behind a career in medicine because I thought I could make a difference at the FBI.

But it hasn't turned out that way.

And now if they transfer me to Omaha or Cleveland or some field office...

...it doesn't hold the interest for me that it once did. Not after what I've seen and done.

You're quitting.

Maybe you should ask yourself if your heart's still in it, too.

Agent Mulder, you're up.

I'm sorry.

Mulder...

Good luck.

I'd say this about exceeds your minimum daily requirement.

Whoa! You've gotta train for that kind of heavy lifting.

Poopy day?

So...

...what do you do?

- What do I do? - Mm-hm.

I'm the key figure in a government plot to deny the existence of extraterrestrials.

It's a global conspiracy with key players in the highest levels of power.

And it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman and child on this planet.

So, of course, no-one believes me.

I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky.

Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens...

...who chases after little green men with a badge and a gun...

...shouting to the heavens to anyone who will listen...

...that the sky is falling.

And when it hits, it's gonna be the shitstorm of all time.

Well...

- I would say that about does it, Spooky. - Does what?

Looks like 86 is your lucky number.

You know, one is the loneliest number.

Hello?

- Whoa! - Sorry.

That official FBI business?

What?

Bet the Bureau's accusing you of the same thing in Dallas.

Standing around holding your yank while bombs are exploding.

Do I know you?

No, but I've been watching your career for a good while.

Back when you were a promising young agent. Before that.

- You come out here for a reason? - Yeah...

I did.

My name is Kurtzweil.