Daimidaler: Prince vs Penguin Empire (健全ロボ ダイミダラー)

Scramble! Scramble!

Type-2. Rise over.

Remove castering device.

These mass-produced machines.

They aren't gonna cut it anymore.

Our enemies are learning and evolving.

Type-2 is warmed up and ready.

Will it work?

It's passable, but I should warn you,

the pilot's particle oscillation has been acting up.

We have no choice.

Send it out!

Starting preparation.

Ready.

Daimidaler Type-2, Kiriko. Standby for launch.

Thrusting Route 4-4. Opening gate 3-5

Positioning for Chidori.

Position achieved!

Three, two, one, zero.

Daimidaler entering shaft!

Daimidaler Type-2, Kiriko.

Range up!

Route 4-4, Chidori hatch released.

Daimidaler shoot out!

The particle compartment's unstable.

Think you can handle it?

I'll give it a shot.

Come on, move!

Muladhara and Svadhishhana down!

Manipura, Anahata, and Vishuddha are out, too!

Arjana, Sahasrara, all generators are dead.

The mysterious army

that suddenly appeared overnight,

wrought great destruction upon mankind

with its incredible robots. However, the enemy's intent

remains, for the moment, unclear.

Hold it right there, Kouichi Madanbashi!

Huh?

What now, Miss Chieko?

Busted.

But what a bust it is!

Well, well.

Look who thinks school rules don't apply to him.

Why should I be surprised?

Rules?

As guidance counselor,

my patience for you is wearing thin,

much like that whole bad-boy routine you've got going on.

Hey, wait a minute! Not cool!

Gonna give some lame excuse now?

Oh, come on! Since when is it against school policy

to sneak a peek at a pair of

ginormous sweater stuffers in broad daylight?

Stare any harder and your eyes'll fall out!

But no, the rule that you're breaking is the dress code!

Dress code? Sleeves aren't too long, pants aren't too short

and crotch leaves just enough to the imagination.

What part of this outfit violates the dress code?

All of it!

Why can't you wear the uniform like the other boys?

Am I gonna have to get physical with you here?

Here or the janitor's closet.

Ew! I will make you wear this!

Oh, please!

If I wore that jacket, I'd look like a boob!

Hey, you get your butt back here, Kouichi!

Real men always wear black,

not whatever ugly-ass shade of green that is!

Real men don't grope women and run!

All right!

Special attack!

Two-handed quadruple skirt-flip!

Oh, it's that gross creeper again!

Even elementary kids don't flip up skirts anymore!

You better run, sicko!

Your mission is to find a new particle accumulator.

In order to do that, you'll need to track down

and make contact with potential Factor candidates, then test

their power and skill to see if they're worthy specimens.

Be warned, the enemy is also hunting Factor candidates.

So don't let your guard down!

Damn!

I can't afford to scare him off.

Maybe I should try direct contact?

There he is!

Do you ever feel like you're being watched?

You're just imagining things.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I don't care what the guidebooks say.

This is the best view in the city! And now!

Reverse angle!

Wait!

Still, glad I remembered...

Made it just in time.

Kouichi Madanbashi!

You're Kouichi Madanbashi, right?

Yeah, who's askin'?

Hi. My name's Kyoko Sonan.

Do you maybe have just a minute to talk?

I'm waiting on friends right now.

So, whatever you're sellin', I'm not interested.

No, that's not it.

Please, just listen to what I have to say.

I have an important job for you!

Oh! Yeah, I think I get it now.

You want me loose in your caboose!

I what?

You're huffin' and puffin' like a dog in heat.

You idiot!

I ran, so I'm just catching my breath!

Huge knockers flopping around and those long legs.

You're a walkin' wet dream!

How rude!

Is that any way to speak to a lady who you've just met?

Spare me! I compared you to a dream!

That's a compliment!

What is wrong with this guy?

Ah, found it!

This really is the second best view in the city!

Isn't it, though?

From here, one can gaze upon their undergarments perfectly!

Shh! You'll scare their legs closed!

Trig class was so fun today!

Yeah, I know, right? I love tangents!

Bravo! Good show!

Encore, encore!

Hey, jerks!

That's my peepin' spot, get lost!

Very well.

That's quite enough tomfoolery for now.

Who the hell are you freaks?

Beauty Salon Prince Intelligence Agent Kyoko Sonan!

Hand that boy over to us at once, please.

Ah, so you see something in him, too, huh?

Of course!

Factors are important to us in a variety of ways.

Hey, creepy weirdoes!

Aren't you embarrassed to be ganging up 3-to-1 on a lady?

Nope!

Not really.

Not even a little!

Because...

We're all stark naked right now!

And compared to waltzing around town

entirely in the altogether.

Picking on a girl is hardly embarrassing at all!

Yeah, all right. Can't argue with that.

By the way you're staring I'd say

there's been a misunderstanding.

What?

These ample bulges protruding

from between our legs.

I do not think they are what you think they are.

I know exactly what those are and I'm kinda jealous.

These are our trademark!

Our pride, our joy!

Our most resplendent front tails!

What? No way he just said "tails."

That's right, it's a tail!

Definitely a tail!

It's most assuredly a tail, so.

Not embarrassing!

I guess not.

Even a cold shower can't help ya if they're tails.

Enough about their dick-tails.

Fireworks!

So sparkly!

Front tail!

Huh?

Hang on!

Who the hell were those guys anyway?

They're part of the commando

from the Penguin Empire.

And right now, they're coming after you!

But why me?

Because of what you are--

Hello!

There's no use trying to run from us!

This world is round! We'll catch you eventually!

And now we have you surrounded!

Trapped like rats in a bag of rattraps!

Step aside.

I don't get any of this crap.

But if there's one thing I love, it's fighting for no reason.

Oh, Kouichi!

This is the perfect chance.

Now I can see his powers in action.

Heh.

Let's--

He sucks!

Kouichi!

Oh my.

He's not even a little bit impressive.

That guy was supposed to be a great Factor.

Eh, least we got to tour the sewers.

Hey, are you all right, Kouichi?

I don't understand!