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Oh.

Oh, my God.

That one!

This one?

Yes!

Oh, my gosh,

this is the suitcase!

How much for this one?

$80.

This is worth like $45 at

Montreal Lumber and Hardware.

I give you $60.

Fine, $60.

I'll take the suitcase

and the red Chanel --

Aah! Oh, my God!

I thought

that was a rat.

I'm sorry. I keep thinking

everything's a rat.

Where's your little lawyer?

I don't know.

She hasn't responded to my texts

all morning.

Hey, Bob?

Yeah?

What happened to

the young lady juror

who was in the front row?

She had to be replaced

with an alternate.

She was nuts.

She told everybody in the jury

that she was a goblin

and that she slept

with the judge,

the second chair

prosecution...

and you.

Wow, that's crazy.

Hey, what happened

to that juror, the girl?

I'm so sorry.

I was beginning to worry

you were dead.

I am indeed not dead,

Your Honor.

And my deepest apologies

to the court.

Don't worry.

Something amazing is happening.

Your Honor

may I approach?

If you must.

Your Honor,

some crucial evidence

has come to my attention

as of this morning.

Well,

then we should recess.

Negative.

Sorry, Polly.

I have a witness who needs

to leave the country tonight

for some much needed R&R.

May I emphasis

the word "urgency"?

Okay, proceed.

Yes.

Your Honor,

this stings.

Oh.

Excuse me, sir, could you

please put that out?

You're not allowed to smoke

on the bus.

Oh.

My mistake.

Would you like to tell the court

about your morning?

Well,

I took a bubble bath

and scrolled through some

pictures of myself in my 20s.

And then afterward,

I decided to clean the house.

And in the corner

of my closet,

where I often do not look,

something caught my attention.

Oh, and what was it

that caught your attention?

A large zebra-print

rollerboard suitcase

with a pull-out carrier handle,

neon pink trim,

and pitch-black lining.

Well, let's see it.

Double trouble.

Oh, my God!

These are identical.

Is this yours?

Oh, no.

I wouldn't be caught dead

in an airport

without

my Louis Vuittons.

I just love

how brown they are,

and you can smell that leather

for miles.

Has anyone other than my client,

Dory Sief,

lived with you

over this past year?

Sigh, no.

I'm going through some pretty

ugly divorce proceedings,

so, um, nobody really

wants to be around me.

So would it be safe to assume

that it belongs to my client,

your only house guest

this past year?

That's my best guess.

And I would just like

to remind the court

that there were

two pieces of luggage

purchased on that evening from

Montreal Lumber and Hardware.

One ended up in the ground --

sad face.

The other ended up

in Gail Patel's closet.

No, no,

stop, stop, stop!

Your Honor,

I object to so much.

This exhibit is being treated

as evidence.

And I'm sorry, but the defense

could have easily planted this.

And don't we agree that

the timing of this appearance

is beyond suspicious?

The timing of this incident

was not manipulated.

Ugh!

I don't do that.

It's called happenstance.

And, Your Honor,

she's just jealous.

Jealous? Please, I mean, of your

breast implants, maybe, but --

Oh, clutch the pearls.

But, uh, of your

legal strategies, no.

Your Honor, I would never

get breast implants.

Order!

Ladies, please.

Let's leave the female form

out of this.

I'm very sorry for

getting heated. My apologies.

But I think that this

is just too unbelievable.

Miss Danziger, you'll have

your chance to cross-examine.

And I shall not

disappoint.

Cassidy:

Don't worry, Polly.

I just have one more question,

and she's all yours.

Big girl.

So, seeing

these two suitcases,

what would you conclude?

I believe she brought

the suitcase back from Montreal,

left it, forgot about it,

and shouldn't be on trail

to begin with.

Thank you, Gail.

I mean, right?

No further questions,

Your Honor.

And I just want to say,

Mommy says hi.

Oh, she's the best.

She is, kind of.

She's all yours,

Jiggles.

I'm Jiggles?

Sit down, Wiggles.

Miss Patel, is it fair to say

that before this morning,

you have never noticed this loud