Happy Heroween

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- It's time for trick or treating.

- - Let's go.

This tooth wants to chew on some candy.

- - We can't leave Phoebe and Max,

we need them for our dental themed costumes.

- Dental themed? I thought I was zit cream.

- - It says "Tooth paste."

Sure it does, Nora.

- Hey, why aren't you wearing your costumes?

- If you could see yourselves, you wouldn't ask that question.

- Plus we're going to a party with our friends

at the pumpkin patch.

- Yeah but trick or treating together

is a Thunderman tradition.

- Yeah but so is me and Phoebe ditching you guys.

- - Not this year.

I am putting my foot down!

- Let them go, Dad. It's more candy for us.

- - Foot's back up, see ya.

Oh no, a storm.

- Sorry, guys, it doesn't sound safe out there.

- Speak for yourselves, slow pokes.

I'm faster than lightning.

- -

Nope, lightning's faster.

- Man up, Billy, we need that candy.

- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nobody is going trick or treating.

How about we make popcorn and watch a scary movie?

- Oh no, looks like the storm knocked the power out.

Halloween is ruined.

Or, has it just begun?

- Welcome to the scariest night of your lives, boys and ghouls.

- Okay, what and why is this happening?

- I knew a storm was coming, so I prepared

a night of scary stories.

And if it's candy you're after, I have plenty of chocolates.

- -

¶ It's scary time ¶

¶ With Colosso ¶

¶ You're gonna pee ¶

¶ Your dumb pants ¶

¶ This is lame ¶

¶ And we are leaving ¶

- Oh, cause you're scared, right?

- No, Colosso, we're superheroes, okay?

There's no story you could tell that would frighten us.

Challenge accepted!

- - Nobody challenged--

I said challenge accepted!

Fine, we'll stay.

But only 'cause lightning's bad for my hair.

- Now prepare yourselves for the scare-raising tale

of The Troll In The Bowl.

¶

- - What is it?

Did you walk in on dad in the bathroom?

- - Worse.

Well nothing's worse than that. -

- But look, all our Halloween candy's gone.

No!

- Relax, we got your candy right here.

- Thank goodness. - Come to mama.

Oh no, not so fast.

Haven't you ever heard of the troll in the bowl?

- - The what in the where?

- If you eat more than one piece of candy a day--

- A mean, ugly troll will come out of the bowl--

- And get you. -

Just don't eat too much candy.

- Well, our parents have spoken,

so I guess we better listen to them!

- - Then, why are you

taking the candy? - Just grab your bucket.

- Can you believe mom and dad thought they could trick us?

- Yeah, like there's such thing as the troll in the bowl.

¶

I think I just saw something.

- It's called coconut, eat around it.

Just one piece.

Did you hear that?

It's just dad.

You caught us!

If you don't tell mom, then we'll share our candy!

Just one piece.

¶

That was close.

Why did you knock me over?

- One of us had to live to tell the story.

- Good thinking. -

- Maybe if we don't eat any more candy, we'll be safe.

- - What are you doing?

- Sorry, turns out I like coconut.

- - Billy.

- What? It's not like the troll can get inside.

Just one piece.

He got inside!

- -

Let's go hide in the bathroom.

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I'm in here. -

¶

Just one piece.

- -

- ¶ - Oh.

Just one piece.

Just one piece. -

Just. One. Piece.

- -

What happened?

- The troll turned us into candy.

And we look delicious.

Ooh hmm, mmm.

Don't mind if I do.

- And they all lived happily ever after.

Except for the kids, who's father ate them, bones and all.

- -

- Colosso, that story is not gonna scare anyone.

Right, guys? Get out of my way!

I'm more scared than you!

- Two down.

Looks like I'm winning the challenge.

Again, nobody challenged you.

I said I'm winning!

¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Is not what you get ¶

¶ Living our lives ¶

¶ With a secret ¶

¶ We fit right in ¶

¶ Bet you'd never guess ¶

¶ Cause we're living our lives ¶

¶ Just like all the rest ¶

¶ A picture perfect family ¶

¶ Is what we try to be ¶

¶ The closer you might see ¶

¶ The crazy things we do ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's our reality ¶

¶ Just your average family ¶

¶ Trying to be normal ¶

¶ And stay out of trouble ¶

¶ Living a double life ¶¶

¶

Now scare were we?

- Well you were trying to frighten us

with your stories, but what's really frightening

are your stupid jokes. -

- That reminds me, I was just about to serve you

some fettuccine afraid-o,

with some extra scream sauce.

Oh just get to the next story.

- Fine. This one's about a family

known as the Monstermans.

- - ¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Will give you a fright ¶

¶ You better watch out ¶

¶ Because we bite ¶

¶ We don't fit in ¶

¶ Our faces can't be seen ¶

¶ Every day for us ¶

¶ Is like Halloween ¶

¶ A scary, spooky family ¶

¶ Is what we're actually ¶

¶ A total mystery ¶

¶ To everyone we know ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's a monstrosity ¶

¶ Just a ghoulish family ¶

¶ We wanna meet you ¶

¶ Possibly eat you ¶

¶ Living the monster life ¶