Paparazzi

We're on the red carpet tonight for the premiere of Adrenaline Force.

This is Bo Laramie's breakout role...

in what is certain to become a very popular action franchise.

Take a look at the crowd behind me.

They have been completely ignited by the anticipation of Laramie's arrival.

Oh, my God, this is huge, babe.

It's a long way from pounding nails in buildings.

- Do you know all these people? - No, son. I don't know any of 'em.

- I think they think they know you, Dad. - Yeah, I think you're right.

Okay, honey, I want you to go out there and have a good time.

- Okay. I love you. - I'm proud of you. You've worked hard.

- Hey. You ready, Bo? - Yeah. I'll see you guys in a little bit.

- Buddy, give me five. Huh? - Go get 'em, Dad!

- -

Whoa.

- Good luck tonight, Bo. - Thanks.

Bo. Your first action film. How are you feeling tonight?

Aw, man, this is all new to me, you know.

I'm just-- really just trying to enjoy it. You know?

And, uh, I'm excited. This is-- It's unreal.

- Your fans are waiting. Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

Bo! Bo! Bo! Hey, Bo, can you sign this?

- Right here? - Thanks, man.

- Over here! - Shake his hand!Shake his hand!

Whoa. What a night.

Unreal.

Six months ago, I couldn't get arrested with a fresh corpse and a smoking gun.

And today I'm the, uh, "it"guy?

But you can't buy into that. That's an illusion.

That's not real.

You know, there are primitive tribes that believe...

you lose a piece of your soul every time your picture's taken.

After last night, it's a wonder I have any left.

- Bo Laramie. - Hold that thought.

- It is! - Oh, my God!

- - That's him!

That never happened in high school. Never.

That's an illusion. It's not real.

Life is good.

I guess I'm just gonna keep doin' what I'm doin'...

until somebody figures out I really don't know what I'm doin'.

Yeah, you know, that makes sense. That sounds like a plan.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad.

- What's up? - Mom says you run so you won't get fat.

- Is that true? - Is that what she said? Really?

Well, you know what? Your mother's right again.

That's it. Everything we have fits in half a cabinet.

I love this house.

- You sure it's ours? - It's ours, beautiful.

- It's ours. - How was your run?

Good enough that the fat man and his family can go get some muffins on the way to soccer.

- Muffins! - Did you give our secret away?

- Yeah. - No!

Okay, I'm gonna put you in the cabinet.

- Hey, Bo. - How are you, Sierra? What's goin' on?

- Hi, Zach. - Hi, Sierra.

- Hi, Rusty. - The usual?

You know what, give us three of the blueberry and two coffees, will you please?

Sure. I saw this huge billboard of you going up on Sunset.

- - I know. It's wild, isn't it?

- Excuse me. You're Bo Laramie, aren't you? - Mm-hmm.

- - What's your name?

- - What's your name?

- Oh, I'm Emily, from Ohio. - Nice to meet you, Emily from Ohio.

Thanks. Could I get your autograph?

Yeah, absolutely. Where would you like me to sign?

Right across your crotch would be great.

Hey, Zach, let's go, buddy.

- Where'd you get this? - They just put 'em out at the grocery store.

- Thank you! - Yeah.

Hold this, will you, bud?

-Just keep the change. Thank you, Sierra. - Thanks.

- See ya. - Bye, Sierra.

- We're naked. Can they do this? - They did, Abby.

How dare they put Zach on the cover of a magazine?

There are so many creeps out there. I-- He's a minor. Is this legal?

I'm gonna call Gill, and I'm gonna find out. All right?

God, Bo.

My principal, the teachers.

My kids' parents. What are they gonna think?

I'm sorry you're being put through this, Abby.

Why is Daddy in a magazine with a black thing covering his pee-pee?

- You ready to play some soccer today, buddy? - Yeah!

Here you go!

- How's it going, buddy? - Great.

- Morning, guys. - Good morning.

- Hey, listen. Thanks for those tickets. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

You got it, bro. All right, now. Only one thing matters, right?

I know, Dad. Have fun.

Okay.

I'll be right back, sweetie.

Hey. How you doin', Bo?

All right. What are you doin'?

I'm about to watch a soccer game.

How's Zach doin' this morning? He's a good-lookin' boy.

He's got a birthday comin' up, doesn't he?

You want to take a picture of me? I'm right here, okay?

Take a few shots. 'Cause you had no right taking pictures of my son.

That's a point of law, Mr. Laramie.

I have every right to take pictures of whoever I want in a public park.

- Yes, I do. - Not without my consent you don't, all right?

- Now, come on. - Look. Things have changed.

You're somebody now. You better get used to this.

- Oh, yeah? I'm somebody now? - Yes, you are. You're somebody now.

- Now your game's about to start. - It's a security risk.

I'm asking you nicely, and I'm saying please.

Don't take pictures of my son.

Okay. Okay.

- You got it, Bo. - Thank you. I appreciate it.

I understand.

Sure thing, famous guy.

- Good job, buddy. - You were awesome.

- Thanks, Mom. - I'm proud of you, son. You did a great job, buddy.

You did a great job.

- - Son of a bitch.

Take him to the car.

Bo!

What did I tell you? I said don't take another goddamn picture of my family.

- You understand that? Not one more. - Yeah? Kid takes a nice picture.

Won't bring half as much as the ones I have of Abby changing Zach's clothes.

The steamy ones... by the pool.

- Oh, yeah? -

- Huh? - Is that Bo?

Oh, are you gonna pay.

- - Smile, Bo.

- - You get that?

- Ooh, in living color, chief. - Cops are on their way.

- Bo! - Hey, Bo.

Hey, big shot!

Enjoy what's left of your weekend.

Let's go make some money.

- Oh, yeah? huh? -

Wow. We're told Laramie was released late Saturday afternoon...

ordered to attend anger-management classes...

as part of a plea agreement.

His people tell us the assault charges will likely be dropped...

in lieu of a settlement that could easily cost...

the rising star half a million dollars.

The victim, 34-year-old Rex Harper...

is also demanding a public apology.

Our very own Giuliana caught up with Bo...

on the set of his new action movie.

- Giuliana? - Thanks, Patrick.

- And thank you for agreeing to sit down with me. - Thanks for having me.

Bo, just so we understand what happened...

you became angry at some photographers...

after they were taking pictures of you at a weekend soccer game?

Mr. Harper was taking pictures of my son.

I politely asked him to stop, and he didn't.

So you hit him?

Well, there's a little bit more to it than that, but, yeah.

This guy is nothing but a low-class parasite.

- Your parasite's right here. - He's never gonna get an apology from me.

And if he knows what's good for him, he'll stay away from me and my family.

- Can you believe this prick? - Strong words.

Yeah.

Yeah. I gotta go.

Laramie, I'm gonna destroy your life and eat your soul...

and I can't wait to do it.

Well, here's one for ya. You're lucky.

Real lucky.

A judge orders me to spend $400 an hour on therapy...

that I don't need, and that makes me lucky?

You're lucky you're not in jail.

You're not in Montana anymore, Bo.

Anger management is not about upgrading from a 20 to a 12-gauge.

- - The point is...

you're carrying belief systems from a previous life...

that don't fit your new reality.

Some of your old values may not be valuable anymore.

Not here, not now.

Well, I disagree.

You don't mess with a man's family.

And I'm not gonna change who I am...

to suit my environment or your expectations.

I got to where I am by doing things my own way.

Oh, I think the judge would agree with you.

That's not what I meant, but--

No, I know that.

Look, your, uh-- your time here--

It's gonna give you the tools to better deal with situations like last Saturday's.

And I'm considerably cheaper than Mr. Harper.

- All right. Is that it? - For now, yes.

And, uh, if you have a problem, I want you to call me.

All right.

Thank you.

I'll see you next week.

Thanks, Phil.

Clear.

Must be cold as hell this time of year.

- Huh? - Switzerland.

- What do you mean? - It says here--

This came out of the U.K., so it must be true-- "Unnamed sources say...

"Laramie chartered a private jet to Switzerland.

"While there the young star reportedly underwent a penile enhancement...

surprising his wife with it on her birthday.',

- Nice, huh? - You give it a name? "Big Bo',? "The Albatross',?

- Something sexy for the bedroom, to keep it fun. - I'm going to.

- Bo, can we get you for a lineup in here? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no problem.

- It's nice, how they caught me. - Yeah.