Oh, Doctor!

OH DOCTOR!

Dr. I. O. Dine, and his family.

"Unquestionably the horse is superior to man. One hundred thousand men will go see a horse race but I bet not a single horse would go see one hundred thousand single men run."

"Bet it all on Lightning. He'll win in a flash!"

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"If we loose, we're ruined!"

Lightning

"If we don't have an epidemic soon, we'll be out begging!"

"Pop, that horse that went the wrong way was really funny!"

Home at last.

"Pop, that horse was really funny!"

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Dr. I. O. DINE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON 31 Cemetery way

"Get him here somehow. I'll do the rest."

HUMAN CRAFTING.

"Please, come quickly! I swallowed a bottle of shoe polish by mistake!"

"You need a cobbler, not a doctor!"

"I'm coming Keep polishing your stomach until I get there!"

"This soap is miraculous. It removes all stains except on your conscience."

"Use this every day and you'll never get sick. If everyone bought this, the doctors would starve!"