The Boulet Brothers' Dragula

- Rolling. - Rolling.

All right, Dragula 309.

Last Supper, take one.

- Go. - Are you nervous at all?

No, why should I be nervous?

She knows I fuckin' love her though.

Do you know that?

I guess I do now.

- Who knows what'll happen. (chuckles)

Really, honestly.

I do think that everybody got quiet after I talked.

- I'm really excited just to kiki with my friends,

catch up.

She's a fuckin' stoner.

And just have fun.

- Well bitch, I don't accept that.

I have no drama.

I'm gonna get really emotional, I'm sorry.

It's gonna be fine for me.

- I'm hoping I didn't do anything too stupid.

I know I had a fit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

But everything's such a blur.

I'm gonna play it cool.

Fuckin' asshole.

And respectful.

You're a big old bitch, Maddelynn.

We all know you.

That's just what I'm gonna do today.

- Of course there's gonna be drama.

- (bangs) This is a fucking stage!

Oh my gosh.

- I'm hoping not to piss anybody off.

- There's only so much you can bring up

about what I did here,

which wasn't jump out of a plane, you know?

Sorry, you guys.

I can't do this.

And I feel like that's definitely gonna be brought up today.

Oh fuck.

- I don't think you'll get any tears out of this group.

There probably will be tears.

There isn't one thing

that I'm afraid for them to bring up at all.

- I mean I think I was the sweetest one this season.

Shut up, bitch.

I don't think they'll have anything bad

to say about me, you know?

Cunty little goblin.

- I don't think that anyone's gonna bring up

anything bad about me.

- You have everyone fooled all the time.

- I'm sorry that you think that; let's move on.

- I don't feel like you're a monster,

I just feel like you're a fucking asshole.

- You need to take up your concerns

with the motherfuckin' Boulets.

- The Boulet Brothers' Dragula Season 3

Last Supper begins now.

¶ Drag

¶ Filth

¶ Horror

¶ Glamor

¶ Dragula

¶ She's a killer

¶ Queen

¶ Dragula

¶ She'll make you

¶ Scream

¶ Drag, drag, drag, drag

¶ Dragula

- The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize

of $25,000, courtesy of Marek + Richard

and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next Drag Supermonster.

¶ Drag, drag, drag, drag

¶ Dragula

- Tonight, before we crown our next drag supermonster,

we are joined by the dearly departed

at our cocktail party for the recently deceased.

Well, eight of our 11 monsters

met their end on this journey.

We're giving the entire cast a chance to weigh in

on who they feel should snatch the crown

and one final opportunity to address any secrets or lies

they may have carried with them to the grave.

Welcome, uglies.

- St. Lucia, welcome to the stage.

Looking as deadly as ever.

Priscilla, welcome back.

Violencia, it's been a minute.

How are you feeling to be back?

- I'm here. - Okay.

It's been a while.

- Landon, good to see you as always.

Thank you.

- Yovska, welcome back to the stage.

I was here the whole time.

- Hiding in the shadows? - Yeah.

Evah, good to see you.

Looking glamorous tonight.

- Maddelynn, are you excited to be back with us?

Absolutely,

I'm always happy to be here. - You look great.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Maxi looking glamorous again.

- Speaking of glamor, Louisianna.

Hollow, good to have you back.

- And Dollya, looking very deadly and very pregnant.

This one's a winner.

We wanna welcome you all

to the Dragula Season 3 Last Supper.

Let's get right into this.

This season kicked off

with 11 monster drag artists from around the world

who met each other for the first time

right here on this stage.

Let's take a look at their first moments

in the competition.

Hello, uglies.

- It's time to meet your competitors.

Maddelynn Hatter.

- Maddelynn Hatter, never heard of it.

- I'm a huge fan of Violencia's donut and her donut titties

because it makes my fat rolls jiggle with delight.

- I'm just communicating that I wasn't impressed.

You glued a gem to your chest,

which is a very pretty gem.

- Bitch, I love Maddelynn Hatter.

Every young queen knows who she is.

She's old as fuck.

- Hey everybody, I'm Priscilla Chambers.

- Priscilla looked good, but she smelled like an ashtray.

Hi, my name is Maxi Glamour.

Oh my gosh, Maxi Glamour.

I loved "Avatar."

- Well, I am Louisianna Purchase.

The other queens think I'm an old bitch,

but I have tricks up my sleeve.

I am here for two things:

to prove that kings can reign just as fierce as queens

and for all the fan art.

- So Landon has to eat live spiders

and Maddelynn wins a trip to Florida.

- Get in my fucking mouth. - Welcome to Dragula.

I wanted to win the prize.

- (chuckles) I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh.

- This is the most diverse, interesting,

amazing cast that I could imagine.

The competition starts now.

- Wow. - It's kinda fun.

- I'd just like to say I like you all a lot better

when you were honest and nasty and mean.

Maddelynn, how did you feel

about winning a prize so quickly?

It was very cool.

- Are you looking forward to the trip?

- It's like clothing optional, right?

- I was gonna say, she just did her thing.

- Girl, I wanna get some fuckin' trade goin'.

- You already know. - That's what I gotta do.

Trust me, I gotta do it.

What about you, Landon?

Now you had an extermination

within the first moments of coming on stage.

How did you feel about facing that?

I was completely surprised.

But I signed up for anything to be here

and so I knew this was a drop in the bucket

of what you guys were gonna make us do.

And honestly, it was the only extermination

that I had to do to prove myself here,

so I got it outta the way quickly.

- I don't think you'll get any tears

outta this group though, that's for sure.

- Did any of you feel like you were in over your heads?

Did you have that moment of like what have I done?

I was completely excited.

Everyone had their own distinct kind of like character

and so it was exciting

and it was also a little like oh fuck.

It was like very intimidating.

Like comin' downstairs seein' like Maddelynn, you know?

Who doesn't know Maddelynn or Evah?

- You're a big old bitch, Maddelynn.

We all know you.

Fuckin' dick.

- I literally used to look at pictures of her when I was 15,

learn how to paint my face.

- That means you're old bitch. (laughs)

Fuck you.

- You're like thank you, fuck you.

Every episode of the show

ends with one of the competitors meeting their doom,

but being the first out is always the hardest.

Oh fuck.

Let's take a look.

This isn't what I'm ready for.

Fuck.