The first 200 lines.
WEDDING RECEPTION AMUDHA WEDS RAHUL
Happy married life.
- Congrats, dear. - Thank you.
- Hi. - Thank you so much.
Hi.
For a hundred years, the bride and groom Must live lives of renown
Like a pair of cuckoos in an orchard They must sing their love duet forever
Amudha, my grad school friends are here.
Thank you.
- Congratulations! - Hi! Thank you.
- Happy married life! - Thank you.
Congrats!
Congrats, buddy!
- Happy married life! - Thank you!
Happy married life, Uncle!
- Hi, Uncle! How are you? - Hi! Congrats!
- Thank you. - Don’t leave without enjoying the food.
Come, Fathima!
Spare us two minutes, brother. It's a personal matter.
Of course! Carry on!
Thank you. Come along.
Go!
Gen Z kids!
Please don't cause any trouble, Agan.
I'm not your lover anymore. I'm another man's wife now.
Please leave.
Marry and be with whomever you want. I don't care.
Just tell me why you dumped me, and I'll leave right away!
So?
You think this is the right place to ask me that?
You blocked me on Facebook, Insta, and WhatsApp!
You changed your number!
You moved to another city and got married!
How else do you expect me to ask you this?
Should I wait until after the baby's born?
Agan!
Reason!
- Agan. - Reason!
- Agan! - Tell me the reason!
No human can deal with you!
Stop!
Oh no! He tore off the nuptial thread!
Bro, what the hell! Couldn't you tie it properly?
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Whatever the story I'll be perfect, buddy
The fury I unleash will lead you Straight to your maker
Straight to your maker
By mistake, sir!
By mistake, ma'am! By mistake, sir!
- By mistake! - Stop, you rogue!
- Sorry, sister! By mistake! - Don't let him get away! Catch him!
He's going that way! Grab him!
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
Touch me, and I'll go off Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling Proper style
Would anyone do this on purpose?
Take to your heels My tricks will finish you off
By mistake!
Whatever the story I'll be perfect, buddy
By mistake!
The fury I unleash will lead you Straight to your maker
- Exit, stage right! - Don't let him get away!
Exit, stage left!
Exit, straight down!
By mistake!
If they get me, they won't even spare my bones!
Here come the fireworks
My hand!
My leg!
My leg!
Here come the fireworks My tricks will finish you off
Fire at me, and for sure I say you're a goner
Stop! A bunch of you want to beat up one man?
Let's go one-on-one!
Give us the nuptial thread!
First, give me some space!
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
- My tricks will finish you off - By mistake!
By mistake, sir!
Are you okay, baby?
Tearing off the nuptial thread was a mistake.
But striking women is an even bigger mistake!
Are you his wife or my wife?
Touch me and I'll go off Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
Get hold of him for a bit!
Hold him tight!
You tore off the nuptial thread I put on her!
Move aside!
Out of the way!
Clear out!
Move!
- Get up! - Catch him, sir!
- What's this fight about? - Come on. Back off!
You ruffian, you think you can get away with tearing off nuptial threads!
Wait! Quiet!
- Come along! - Come.
Come!
Sorry, I overreacted.
If a girl doesn't like me, she doesn't like me.
Reason be damned.
Oh, my God!
Happy married life.
Get him out of here!
Move aside! We've arrested him, right? Move!
Get him away from here!
Sir? Agan?
Check inside.
Your tea, sir.
Sir? Agan?
Ask him.
- Sir? Agan? - Ask the Inspector inside!
Sir?
Agan?
That wastrel who ruined a wedding?
Who are you?
His cousin.
His cousin?
Get his father here! Go!
His father is no more, sir.
Then get your father! He's his uncle, right?
My father is a little busy, sir.
He's busy?
Is he the district collector?
Minister, sir.
I don't understand.
Minister for Dairy Development. Athiyamaan Azhagappan.
What are you saying, ma'am?
- Bring that guy over! Go! - Yes, sir!
Why didn't you say that earlier? Please sit!
No, it's okay, sir.
- Please sit! - It's okay. I'll stand.
Where's the chap's shirt?
It got ripped in the fight.
Is there no other shirt?
No need. For the heat, this is comfortable.
What the hell, man!
Why the long face?
I tore off her nuptial thread by mistake!
Why not splash acid on her face by mistake?
It would've calmed you down even more!
Your anger is justified.
Sorry.
You walk into a fight with a body like that?
Can you beat up even ten people?
Even if a hundred come, I can take a beating.
Shameless creature!
Why are you turning right?
Born in an obscure village, crossing many hurdles in politics,
he stands roaring like a lion today.
We're at Athiyamaan's den, the Minister for Dairy Development.
Welcome to the home tour of Minister Athiyamaan.
Alright, sir.
I know you're someone who never forgets the past.
Please talk about your youth.
Why talk? I'll show you!
- Welcome! Are you well? - Greetings, sir!
Greetings!
- Vellore's women wing! Greetings! - Please wait!
- Greetings! - He'll be back!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
You divine giver O generous mother
That's my youth in a nutshell!
From selling milk I milked myself, I’m now the Minister of Dairy Development!
M. ATHIYAMAAN MILK
Alright. And what about that bicycle?
That bicycle?
Excuse me! That's the chariot that launched me on this life's journey!
And you talk about it so casually?
I'd ride this along selling milk, in my vest and shorts!
"Your milk, ma'am!"
"Your milk, sir!"
"Your milk, brother!"
All well and good!
What is that place, sir?
KURALARASI MEMORIAL
My younger sister, Kuralarasi.
She is our family deity.
She's the first literate
in the history of our family.
It all came to nothing.
She accidentally fell into a well. Gone too soon!
I'm sorry, sir.
She was always by my side during my struggles.
Today, I am a rich man.
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