Fatso

Yes Dominick. Yes Dominick.

Stop crying.

Yes Dominick.

What a good mama.

Here Dominick...

Speaking Italian.

Good boy.

Thank you Dominick.

Watch out Dominick. You're gonna get it.

Speaking Italian.

There. Poor Dominick.

Corpo di Cristo, say amen.

Amen.

Corpo di Cristo.

Open the mouth, Dominick.

Aprire la bocca.

Aprire!

Open, open!

Bravo, Dominick.

Corpo di Cristo, you say amen.

Amen.

Bravo, Dominick.

Corpo di Cristo. Amen.

Corpo di Cristo. Amen.

Sal, got one for me?

You're my favorite cousin, Sal.

Old Dell Humphrey.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou among women,

and blessed is the food of thy womb, Jesus.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou among women,

and blessed if the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Glory be to the father and to the son and to the holy spirit.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit.

Thank you father.

You're welcome Dominick.

He's in heaven now.

He's...

He's playing his tuba for the angels.

Nunzi.

Oh, it's beautiful. Yes.

Remember?

That's what I taped at the fiesta di Santa antonia.

It's so beautiful.

It's so beautiful. Yes Mary, very beautiful.

Dominick get your aunt a glass of water.

Oh, you son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!

It's your sister, Antoinette.

We just calmed my mother down. Now she's gotta start it all over again.

You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch!

How many times did they tell you lose weight?

Lose weight!

Speaking Italian

Oh God, why didn't you listen?

You could have been sitting here next to your mother instead of laying in this box.

Sal.

He looks good, zi Marie.

He looks good.

He looks good.

Oh Sal.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!

How could you do this to us?

How could you do this to us?

Oh Dommy.

Oh Dommy, he was my favorite cousin.

He was so good.

Oh Dom, he was so good.

Oh, where are you my sweet cousin?

Where the hell are you?

He's dead.

He's dead.

Oh Dommy.

Let me get you a glass of water. Oh Dommy, you're so good.

You're so good. You're like Salvatore.

You're such good people.

The good people are the fat people,

and the fat people die young.

You listen to me! Yeah.

I made an appointment for you with Dr. Schwartzman.

Doctor who?

Dr. Schwartzman, the diet doctor.

Where the hell did I put that piece of paper?

Wait.

Here, Dr. Schwartzman, Thursday 10:30.

650 East 65th Street.

Okay.

Dommy, listen to me.

You can't let it go like Sal did.

He had an appointment with Schwartzman, last Monday.

He didn't go. He went and had a pizza instead.

Probably sausage.

That was Sal's favorite.

Oh, poor Sal.

He'll never eat a pizza again.

Oh, poor Sal.

How he loved a pizza.

Oh God!

How I loved him.

I loved him too.

He was like a mother to me.

He always had something on him to eat.

Always.

Always.

Always.

Always. Always.

I'll get you a nice glass of water.

Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Okay.

If you would please cast your flowers into the grave along with your farewells.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit.

Goodbye Sal.

You had a great life.

Goodbye Sal.

The goddamn box is too big for the hole.

Say goodbye.

Goodbye cousin Sal.

Goodbye cousin Sal.

Dommy, Sal would have wanted you to have this.

Bye Sal.

No more eggplant parmesan, Sal.

Goodbye, my beautiful cousin.

Take me with you, Sally boy!

Take me with you! Throw the flowers.

Throw the flowers. Vito, throw the flowers.

Sal, Sal! Vito!

So long Sally.

So long pal.

See ya.

Yeah, zi Marie.

No, we're gonna open the store today.

Ah. Yeah, me and Antoinette.

Yeah. And, and Frankie sta studian.

Frankie sta studian.

He's studying.

He's studying.

Frankie's sleeping.

Yeah.

Okay, alright, listen.

Oh, no, no.

You, you and Lucy. Oh, that's nice.

Listen zi Marie, where's...

Uh, listen...

... and then I'll see you tonight.

Okay.

All right, zi. Okay, ciao.

And ciao.

Okay. Okay.

Buh-bye. Bye.

What do you say to a mother who buries a child?

I almost said, "where's Sal?"

Oh God!

I still can't believe he's dead.

Here.

You know something Junior?

You don't know how to run your plate.

You're 32 years old, you don't know how to run your plate.

The omelet is supposed to come out even with the bread.

I told you I don't want all that bread.

You made me too much bread. You always make me too much bread.

And you don't even dip your bread.

I made the omelet nice and soft in the middle so you can dip your bread.

Get out of my eggs.

A little bit of hot pepper on it.

Could you stop putting hot pepper on my eggs?

You don't even butter your bread.

Look, no jelly.

Here, this nice jelly Antoinette made.

Apricot and pineapple.

Oh nice. Here.

I told ya, I don't want that much bread!

Don't you understand?

I've been telling you that for a hundred years!

You love bread. I don't love bread, I like bread.

Don't you understand I gotta watch my weight?

Didn't you learn anything from Salvatore?

39 the man was!

39 years old and he's dead, dead, dead, Dom,

and that killed him!

...I'm going to work!

So long everybody. I'll see you later.

See you later Junior. See you later uncle Frankie.

See you later uncle Frankie.

Get over here!

Or strawberries with whipped cream and almonds.

You'll find that even old standbys like ham or...

Antoinette!

I'm leaving!

Oh, you're not ready. Oh, Dommy, I'm sorry.

You have to open the shop by yourself this morning.

The son of bitchin' kid of mine told his father he didn't have to go to school this morning.

The teacher gave him off.

The teacher gave him off, and this chooch believed him.

How was I supposed to know?

I thought maybe the teacher felt sorry for him because he went to the funeral yesterday.

It was convincing.