Robot Chicken

>> "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!

...IS CANCELED!

CANCELED!

>> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.

BUT WITH "ROBOT CHICKEN" CANCELED, WE'LL NEED A WAY TO

MAKE MONEY.

>> AH, IF ONLY I'D CULTIVATED RELATIONSHIPS WITH SOME OF

HOLLYWOOD'S MOST DYNAMIC AND POWERFUL PLAYERS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

QUICK, MY LESS FAMOUS COMPANION, GRAB ON TO MY COATTAILS, AND

LET'S BE AWAY!

>> RETARD.

WOW! WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY'S OWN JOSS WHEDON, CREATOR OF "BUFFY,"

"ANGEL," "FIREFLY," AND "DOLLHOUSE," THANKS FOR MEETING

WITH US.

>> WE KIND OF HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.

>> OH, GOOD!

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY TO REPAY YOU FOR BAILING ON "BUFFY"

AFTER TWO SEASONS.

ANYTHING, SETH, REALLY.

>> ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE US DOING YOU A FAVOR.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE CREATORS OF "ROBOT CHICKEN" WRITING ON

ONE OF YOUR SHOWS?

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF WRITING IN THE WHEDONVERSE?

>> OH, WOW, YOU ACTUALLY SAY "WHEDONVERSE" IN REAL LIFE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT!

AND AS ONE OF MY CREATIONS, I DO BELIEVE I HAVE LET YOU LIVE LONG

ENOUGH.

TIME TO DIE, WEREWOLF!

>> WOW! RON MOORE, CREATOR OF "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"!

>> HOW ABOUT LETTING US COME ABOARD AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR

WHIP-SMART PLOTS?

>> HELP?

WHY WOULD I NEED HELP WRITING PLOTS?

I JUST THROW A DART AT THE CAST LIST, AND BOOM -- THEY'RE A

CYLON.

RINSE, REPEAT, CASH THE CHECK.

WATCH. SHA-BOOM!

SHA-BONG! SHA-BING!

CYLON.

"OH, PLEASE HELP ME!

THIS IS SO HARD!" >> WELL, MAYBE I COULD ACT ON

THE SHOW.

I COULD BE A CYLON.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU COULD BE.

YOU WON'T GET ME, YOU SKIN-JOBS!

>> HEY, IT'S SETH MacFARLANE, CREATOR OF "AMERICAN DAD."

>> HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS.

CREATOR OF "FAMILY GUY," PLEASE.

>> LOOK, SETH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

WE NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

>> BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB VOICING CHRIS ON MY INSANELY

POPULAR SHOW.

>> YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE ON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

A YEAR?

COME ON.

I DEPENDED ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."

>> "ROBOT CHICKEN"?

I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME SINCE IT GOT RENEWED.

>> "ROBOT CHICKEN'S" RENEWED.

>> HA! HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

>> HOW DID I DO THAT?

NO ONE'S ASKED ME THAT QUESTION SINCE C-3PO BOUGHT ME A LEATHER

JACKET WITH PEPSI POINTS.

>> >> WOW! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU

WANT!

QUICK! OFFHANDEDLY MENTION THAT TIME WE ALL ENDED WORLD HUNGER!

>> WHAT?

I HAVEN'T HEARD AN IDEA THAT BAD SINCE HANNA-BARBERA LAUNCHED

"SCOOBY-JEW."

>> LIKE, WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

>> ONE SCOOBY SNACK FOR ALL THE WORK I DO?

I GO INTO A DUNGEON, I EXPECT AT LEAST TWO, MAYBE THREE SCOOBY

SNACKS.

>> HA HA! DIE, WEREWOLF!

>> DIE, CYLON!

>> AND CHECKERBOARD WIPE TO...

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

NO, AAH! AAH-HA!

AAH! AAH!

OW! BURNING! HOT!

>> >> YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS

ARRESTED WITHOUT A LICENSE IN A CAR CONTAINING THREE CONCEALED

WEAPONS AND OVER AN OUNCE OF MARIJUANA.

>> WELL, COUNSEL, IF YOUR CLIENT INSISTS ON PLEADING THE 5th,

I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW THE BOOK AT HIM.

HOW DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

ORDER!

>> THIS IS ABSURD.

HE WANTS TO THROW US OFF HIS SCENT.

>> WHOA! OHH!

>> WHOA!

>> OH, JOHNNY, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

>> M-MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.

>> NO, NO, NO.

STAY.

TAKE OUT HER TITS.

>> STEVE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE WONDERFUL HOSTS.

I'M BEING SINCERE.

>> YOU KNOW, JULIE, I DON'T THINK YOU EVER GOT A TOUR OF THE

HOUSE.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> WELL, COME ON.

>> MORE APPLE PIE FOR US, HUH?

>> OH, YOU.

OH, WHO COULD THAT BE?

>> EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT I AM NEEDED UPSTAIRS!

>> STEVE!

>> I KNEW YOU ACTED WEIRD AROUND JULIE, YOU BASTARD!

>> PUT THIS ON YOUR PENIS!

>> GET OFF! GET OFF ME!

GET OFF ME!

>> JULIE, HOW COULD YOU?!

>> MY CLOTHES JUST FELL OFF.

>> HER VAGINA WILL APPRECIATE YOUR FORETHOUGHT!

>> WILL YOU SHUT THE UP ALREADY?!

>> I AM LEAVING YOU!

THAT WAS MY GRANDMA'S -- OH, NO, YOU BROKE IT!

>> THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A TROJAN CONDOM.

PROBLEM DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.

>> IT DOESN'T.

I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

>> IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

>> A RESERVOIR TIP IS FOR YOUR SEMEN!

>> I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

>> YOU'RE A WHORE!

YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU WHORE!

[ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES SCREECHING ]

>> I GUESS I'D BETTER GO.

THE OUT OF HERE?

HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> OKAY, I NEED SOMEONE TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME.

LOUISE, HOW ABOUT YOU?

>> ME? UH, OKAY.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.