The Eric Andre Show

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show"!

Hey, Tony Hawk is here, everybody!

Good to see you, Tony!

-Come on, beat it! -Hey, Eric, you dweeb!

What the man?!

I thought we were friends!

You know, Hannibal, I got to thinking,

we need to appeal more to the real America.

Middle America.

We could use some help from my old pal Peppercorn Bing Bong.

Howdy, kids!

Well, sweet sarsaparilla and suck my old

Hey! Jeff Dunham's racist puppets are here.

I'm a big old black guy.

I am a terrorist.

I'm lazy.

Dude.

Howdy, y'all! I'm the baby from "Eraserhead."

I shot that dang darn movie over 40 years ago!

Stop bothering me about it, y'all.

Oh, shit, it's my Loopers!

Yee-haw!

Ha ha, you got old.

What the

What year is this?

I know you, I know you! I know you!

What year is this?!

Oh

What year is this?!

What year is this?!

Listen, I'm a single father.

I'm just trying to get on my feet.

Ladies and gentlemen, this next guy is a rapper -- Warren G.

-Hello. -Hug you.

Oh. I -- I farted.

You farted.

I rap a lot.

Is that right?

Yeah. Can you sign me? Check this out.

Uh-oh.

I'm a hermaphrodite.

-A what? -You know, life isn't fair.

I can't believe that I'm 75 years old,

and you come in here and you're sitting there.

You have no idea what I'm going through.

You have no clue.

Let me show you how to free-style, man.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Would you titty- Martha Stewart?

Yeah.

I wish I were Irish.

Now, you started out...

What's up, Kraftrican-Americans?

I'm Kraft Punk.

What's up, man?

I like the rap.

Knock it off!

Check out my new dating show, "The Kraftlor."

Will you be my cheese wife?

Hey, everybody!

It's me, Kraft Punk.

Everybody is friends with everybody.

Kraft Punk: I love you.

That's very nice.

Will you be my cheese wife?

No, I'm good.

System malfunction.

Leave me alone!

Did you know that I cannot die.

Get the hell -- hey!

My ratings are through the cheese roof.

Get him out of here, now!

Leave!

Okay, we get it. Thank you.

Now, I know this thing is recording me, okay?

Yeah. I know they got microphones in here.

I want the tapes.

Okay, I want the tapes!

I want the tapes!

I want the tapes!

I want the tapes now!

And we are back with Warren G.

Announcer: You about to feel the And 1 Mix Tape.

My baby's stuck in those balloons!

My baby!

My baby's stuck up in those balloons!