Episode #1.3

Yabadadi!

The new adventures of Panono, the nice druid.

Hello, Panono. How are you doing today?

I'm doing very well, big yellow man floating in the air.

But where is Mrs Tree?

Oh, I don't know.

-Let us call Mrs Tree. -Oh, yes!

Mrs Tree, Mrs Tree!

- -Oh!

Oh! But this isn't Mrs Tree!

No, this is Oink-Oink.

-Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you? -

Oh, yes, but you know what ducks are like.

Have you seen Mrs Tree?

- -What?

She is sad and she doesn't want to see anyone?

Oh, what can we do?

- -Good idea, Oink-Oink!

Let's call to her and sing her a song!

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

- He doesn't look any better. - Mmm. No.

And, er, it's not a great idea to stare at the sun

for a long time like that, is it?

Well, it's safe enough.

ASTÉRIX & OBÉLIX: THE BIG FIGHT

Maybe he had a heavy lunch today.

What? Like a menhir, for example?

They're not heavy.

Right then, let's let him rest.

- -

The situation is grave.

Getafix is still unconscious

and our reserves of magic potion have run dry.

- -But do not worry.

As soon as he's well again, he'll brew some more,

and we'll once again be invincible!

Well, there's no hurry.

It's not like we're in any immediate danger.

Hmm? What's that?

Cassius Ceramix. Always wanting a piece of the action.

Grew up a nasty piece of work.

Yeah. Those Gallo-Romans have a habit of causing trouble.

And a leopard can't change its spots.

Still a dump here, I see.

-Ave! -Hello.

Vitalstatistix, I challenge you to the Big Fight.

And by our law,

the winner shall be made chief of the loser's tribe.

I know the rules, Cassius Ceramix.

Haven't Gauls got better things to do than fight each other?

I am Gallo-Roman.

Hmm! You're an appeaser.

No, I'd rather say "a peacemaker", hmm?

But enough of the chat! The fight will take place at the next full moon.

At the next full moon? But it's not long, it's…

Exactly.

So then, ave! I turn my back on you, future loser.

Me, not you! We go round in a circle if we all do it.

- Hello, everyone. -Huh?

Getafix! Is he all right? -But… Getafix!

Well, tell me, Bob.

What's with the outfit? Do you think you're the Great Lizard or what?

Turn around, quickly!

Us or you?

Don't get clever with me, or I'll have you! Hup, hup, hup!

Getafix, how are you? You feeling okay?

Not well, Kimberly. The FTSE is down 100 points today.

- What? - This is not good.

-A hundred points is a lot. -Mmm.

Obelix, go to the druid's hut.

Take a pot and any ingredients you can find.

We need to know if our druid can still make the magic potion.

No, no, no, no.

We simply have to make the parking area bigger.

There, we cut more trees down.

We've cut down so many though.

I know, madam.

But there are horses, cattle,

Hannibal's coming now, so there'll be elephants too!

Where are they all gonna go?

We've been cutting trees down, so these animals can have space…

Oh, wow!

But do we really need to build all this when it's only gonna be two guys fighting?

No, Potus, it is not just two guys fighting.

It is Caesar's triumph, and we have to welcome him accordingly.

Huh? Caesar's here?

No, but he's arriving tonight.

Wait a sec. Caesar Caesar?

Er, yeah.

-Tonight tonight? -Or tomorrow.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy. Show me the lodge for Cleopatra.

Cleopatra Cleopatra?

Potus! Can we talk for a sec? We have a big issue.

What? No "Ave" any more?

The druid's alive!

Huh? Impossible.

-He was squashed by his own menhir. -He was not squashed at all!

He's in the village, having a laugh, in great shape.

Ah, bummerus.

Well, I'll handle it. You go back to training.

Huh? I'm going back home.

I didn't become a Gallo-Roman to be on the losers' team.

Good. So tell me. What do I do?

Well… put the ingredients in the pot and prepare some magic potion.

Whoa, keep your hair on. I'm going to do it.

How feisty she is!

A bit of this, there.

And strawberry. Ah!

-There we are… -Looks like he remembers the rec…

Woohoo! Again, guys?

-Oh, that was so much fun. - We're gonna need another pot.

What are they doing?

No!

Ow, ouch! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Ow!

I'm sorry, gentlemen. This one didn't go "boom".

Well, then, it might be the right one.

I'll taste it. It could be 'cause of my menhir…

No, Obelix.

- Ow. -

Even when it's not magic potion, still no!

-I am your chief. I'll try it. - Ow!

Yes, but if you go "boom",

Cassius Ceramix will be our chief without having to fight.

-No. What we need to taste it is… - Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

That.

- - Ah!

- -Ow.

Ah, thanks, guys. It's hot in here.

-Mmm. Come on then. - Is that you, Omnibus?

-No. -Is that you, Lastofus?

-No. -Sidvicius?

-No. -Monotonus?

-No. -Beetlejus?

-Still wrong. I'm Obelix. -

And the dog is Dogmatix.

Your names don't end in "us"?

-No. Have a guess where you are. -Oh, no!

Take the pot off your head.

No, I know who you are.

You're gonna hit me.

At least I'm protected in here.

Get out or I'll get you out!

I knew you'd hit me. You can't be trusted.

No, we're just gonna give you some soup, and that's all.

That's all?

That's all.

Here, try, it's good.

Ah.

Give my compliments to the chef, yeah?

I won't bother you much longer. I imagine you're all rather busy.

I'm gonna get going.

Er?

What have you done to me?!

No, still not right.

Oh, he's turned green! How did you do that?

Now, look, don't worry, Roman. We'll sort it out.

-Mm-mmm. -Mmm.

-Mmm? -Mmm.

BY JUPITER, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!

Huh?

Hmm…

-Hmm? - Er…

-Er, I'm here. -

-Here, here. - Yeah. There.

- -Oh, no, no, no.

I really like it.

Hmm. Those colours are nice.