The Inn of Maladolescenza (La locanda della maladolescenza)

THE INN OF SIN

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I'd like to reserve a room.

- Oh, no. That's not possible. - You don't have any free rooms?

Not these days.

Sunday is a public holiday

and we have local clients we can't abandon.

However, I'll give you some advice.

Go to the hotel in town

and I'm certain

you'll find a good room there.

Believe me, this hotel

has become

a place for old people.

And I don't believe that suits you, no?

That's a strange way to greet customers.

The room keys are all hanging there

and it looks like they've been there a while.

Besides, I've already reserved a room for Sunday.

You may be right,

but I'll tell you again that we already have our regular customers

Then fit me in between them.

You seem nice. What do you do for work?

Are you an insurance salesman or something?

Or are you here to buy a piece of land in the country?

If so, you couldn't have picked a worse situation.

The city is growing in this direction.

and the farmers are having a rough go.

They're selling off land piece by piece.

All right, I'll give you room number 13.

- Do you want to see it? - Has he woken up?

No.

Still asleep.

So, do you want to see it?

No, that's not necessary. I'll be back this evening.

Hazelnut pasteries

have always been my passion.

And not my only one...

not my only one.

- Good morning. - Hi.

Hi, Laura.

Breakfast is served.

Anything good to eat?

Hazelnut pasteries.

My passion.

You are...

...so good

and understanding with me.

Isn't that right?

But I'm not old, am I?

She no longer desires me.

But I'm not old, am I?

No, no. I don't think so.

I'm not old..

You'll see that things will get better

- even for you. - Thank you.

Come back soon.

- What happened? - Nothing.

Don't ask me why.

It's been four years since you first came here.

- Do you remember? - Of course.

Four years...

...longer than you promised.

Let's get away from here. I can't stand it anymore.

Besides, we have the money.

Not enough to live freely.

We have to work and save more.

Both of us.

Then it will go as we dreamed.

And then there's him

We can't forget that.

We can't lose sight that

this hotel

will become ours,

sooner or later.

Now, get yourself ready. Have a shower...

...and put on perfume. She's waiting for you as always.

And you know how generous she is.

Please, sweetie.

I want...I want you to keep her company.

Don't disappoint me.

You can't let me down.

I've prepared the room as usual.

Flowers, perfume, candles...

I won't forget anything...

And we'll hope...we'll hope that everything goes as planned.

Now, hurry.

Time to do your part.

You know exactly what you should do.

And remember, let her take the lead.

Now go.

Hi, handsome!

Hands off!

What big hands

So big...

big...

...soft...

Do you want to make love with a young, pretty girl?

Yes, yes.

Then, I'll bring you one.

- You'll like her. - Yes.

- Strip. - Right away.

- You like her? - Yes.

Come.

Look...

Go ahead, now fuck her.

I send you my best wishes.

The cards speak to you. What do they say today...

...about my fabulous destiny?

They tell me that there's a woman between us.

That's awful!

Maybe they don't know that you're the only love of my life.

It's possible, maybe...

that they don't know.

Those stupid cards!

Here are the sheets that you'd asked me for.

Tell me something, are you drunk?

Me, drunk?

Maybe.

I'm drunk on your beauty,

on your skin...

yes...

Very good. You've been very good.

Thank you.

I had someone set up the storage room top to bottom

and the guy kept asking me

"Why is it necessary? Are you doing theatre?"

So I said: "I've been asking you to do this for a long time."

And you just realize this now?

What world are you living in?

Hey...

Hey, check this out. Look - what a corset.

Do you like this corset?

What do you say?

Here, hold this.

Please.

I got you a good customer, huh?

I deserve a little something, come on.

- Wow, they are firm. - Stop it.

Go touch your mother's.

Good.

Listen - touch her again and I'll cut off your balls.

Have I made myself clear?

I want to make love with you.

You ask me when? I've already told you.

When the old...

geezer gives up his soul to the good God

Then, we'll get married.

I don't want to lose everything.

Does he know about us two?

He suspects us.

He's jealous.

But...

before...

he can succeed in seeing us through the keyhole.

Before he can look through the keyhole

I'll have already jumped out the window.

Ah, no!

First meet your obligation, and then...

you can jump...

wherever you want.

I need more money.

Still.

Rich customers can't be found at the bar.

And you...

you take advantage of it.

Never!

I've never profited from my lover...

boss and source of income.

Hey, hey!

- Do you love me? - Very much.

Go on.

A bit more.

Doris - the vegetables.

Go, eat slowly.

Hello.

I hope I didn't scare you.

You didn't hear the bell?

I rang it more than once.

My name is Andrew. Andrew Poggi.

I'm sorry. We're full.

You could try at the hotel in town.

It would be easier to find a room there.

Hey...

it's an obsession for you guys...

to send customers to other hotels.

Just this morning, your mother,

she gave me the same advice.

- My mother? - Well, then it was your sister.

Anyway, that charming lady reserved a room for me tonight.

- Is that so? - Yes.

Would you like to check again?

Ah, yes.

- And so? - Here it is. Andrew Poggi.

Room number 13.

Mystery solved.

I'll go with you.

Oh, no, leave it. It's heavy.

My love...

See you soon, eh?