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The great Russian author Leo Tolstoy said...
spring is the season of plans and beginnings.
Here is a group of men who got off on the wrong foot.
- What? - What on earth?
- Hang on. Pause. - What's this?
Stop.
You're a duo of...
Their frigid winter ended with embezzlement allegations.
Now it's April, and spring has come.
This group argued without rest,
and today, they meet in Gangnam.
Oh, gosh.
It's spring. It's well and truly spring.
Let's see...
I thought long and hard...
whether I should come today, and I took the plunge.
These so-called members...
I just don't approve.
It's spring.
- Yes. - It's nice and warm.
It's warm? I'm wearing a muffler.
You're the only one who feels cold.
- Well... - You...
- Gosh. - What was that?
I wasn't looking.
What are you doing?
We just got started.
What are you doing?
- The smell... - The lovely smell of coffee.
- Long time no see, President. - Hello. You made it.
Pork Rib Hangover Soup.
- Take a seat. - You're well, right?
- Let's all sit... - Hello, President.
- Hello. - Gosh, look at you.
- Hello. - Goodness.
Hello.
- How are you? - So...
Why are you wearing winter clothing in spring?
This isn't winter clothing.
Gangnam is cold with the shade and wind between buildings.
Oh, that's why?
Is it winter in Hawaii?
Your pants are...
They're too tight.
- Are these leggings? - No.
They're really comfortable pants.
Mister. It's not a nice sight. Keep your knees close together.
- You, mister. - Yes?
- Last time... - You keep calling me "mister."
Call me Gang Byeon.
Gang Byeon. Or rather, Gang Turd.
"Gang Turd?" It's Gang Byeon.
Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok!
Byeon.
- I think we should... - Let's order first.
The membership fee. Hang on.
Today, seriously, the membership fee...
My goodness.
From what I heard, today,
- Lee Yoon Seok... - The new treasurer.
Not that.
I'm the treasurer today.
He should do it.
We can't trust either of you.
We can't put either of you in charge of the money.
- Why... - We're too nice.
How could you say that?
- It's been a while... - You can't put us in charge?
- We can't. - We can't.
Would you leave your money with an economic criminal?
- An economic criminal? - Yes.
Well said.
We can't put you in charge when you have a record.
Watch what you say...
Wait. He has a point.
- You, leave. - Why...
- Get lost. - Where should he go?
- Will you stop it? - Leave.
You tell me to leave as soon as I arrive!
- I mean... - Hey, at this rate,
- you should go. - Go if you don't like the set-up.
- You got up, so might as well go. - You...
Come on. Listen, guys.
We have three victims here.
- Okay. - Here.
Is the fee today 50 dollars?
- I'll... - It's 50 dollars.
- I'll calculate exactly. - I paid, okay?
- So... - Here you go.
Let's make things work today.
I messed up last time.
Lee Yoon Seok is the treasurer of today's spring outing.
- Does it add up? - That's fine.
It's done.
Also, today...
Our Comma Club outings.
Someone wanted to join because it looked like fun.
Yes, he mentioned that to me.
This other guy...
is a good friend of Lee Yoon Seok here.
I know him too,
and that's why I said he could come.
You call yourself Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok.
- Yes. - This guy's nickname...
is Byeon Woo Seok too.
- Really? - It overlaps.
- It overlaps. - Hey.
Let's see who's the real deal.
(There are two Byeon Woo Seoks in Gangnam?)
The gathering is now in full swing.
An unfamiliar man walks up in a familiar outfit.
- Is it him? - No.
Would he join this humble group?
I think it's a bit...
What?
What?
This is a disaster.
This is madness.
A new member joins the Comma Club.
- Say hi. - It's the real deal.
- It's the real deal. - Why are you wearing...
Why are you dressed like this?
Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok's doppelganger has appeared.
Hey. Why are you dressed like this?
I'm wearing my own clothes.
Meet Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok.
You don't look alike at all.
Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok...
is lost for words to meet his doppelganger.
Oh, my gosh.
Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok...
Stop groping his hands!
This is crazy.
- Let's sit down. - This is nice.
- My gosh. Seriously. - So he's got the right look.
- My gosh. - Let's sit down.
- Goodness, this is crazy. - You know what?
- This is crazy. Seriously. - Hey.
- Listen. - I can't believe this.
- Hold on. - My gosh.
The outfit looks like it's from Prada on him.
- The vibe... - He's wearing Burberry.
- I didn't know this hat... - Prada...
could look this cute and stylish.
- Seriously. He looks so cool. - Prada...
Could you show us the back of your head?
- Show us the back of your head. - Wait.
- The back of my head... - There's been a big fight here.
It was small, so I ripped it open.
(Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok is feeling small.)
Hold on. You just joined our club.
- Introduce yourself. - Right, introduce yourself.
- We won't go easy on you. - Go ahead.
- I am... - It's important.
Gang Byeon.
- Who's the real Gang Byeon then? - Gosh, Gang Byeon.
- Who's the real Gang Byeon then? - I heard that a fake...
had been going around while pretending to be me.
So your nickname is Gangnam Station Byeon Woo Seok.
- Right. - Really?
- They have the same nickname. - It's the same nickname.
Who's the real Gang Byeon then?
- Is that your nickname? - I'm the real Gang Byeon.
So he's the real Gang Byeon.
A fake should leave. That's only right.
- He's the real Gang Byeon. - Who are you then?
I'm...
Gangnam Station Byun Jin Sub.
- Wait, you're Byun Jin Sub? - Yes.
- Byun Jin Sub? - When
- I watch the birds fly away - I watch the birds fly away
I see.
- I want to fly with them too - Fly with them too
- He's Jin Sub. - So Gang Byeon and Gang Byun?
Gangnam Station Byun Jin Sub...
gets out of the crisis by quickly changing his nickname.
Well, I don't know if I should say this.
But you're quite handsome.
It's fascinating that he's Korean just like us.
- There's a new MBC drama, - Yes.
- "Perfect Crown." - Oh, right.
He's Prince Yi An.
- IU and Woo Seok are in it. - Right.
- Yes. - That's a star-studded cast.
- You resemble him a lot. - I can't wait to watch it.
- Go on. I see. - I hear that a lot.
- Right. You resemble the actor. - He resembles the actor a lot.
I'm sorry to point this out. But what a striking contrast.
- Why are you distancing yourself? - Well...
There's a stark contrast. Watching you guys side by side...
- Don't distance yourself. - By the way,
- You look like an alien. - You're comparing me to him...
because I'm sitting next to him.
Once he gets up, more of you will end up being compared.
- Should I carry this with me? - Listen.
- Can you stand next to him? - You know what?
- Stand next to him. - It will be a mess here.
Besides, we rarely ask this kind of question.
Do you work in the TV industry?
Well, I work around Gangnam Station.
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