The Daily Life of a Part-time Torturer (拷問バイトくんの日常)

Generally, the Spirytus employees work as torturers.

But just for tonight...

Thank you for choosing me.

...they transform into princes!

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

Huh?

Hosts?

What?

That's right!

There's a host club we're on friendly terms with as a source of information,

but apparently, their whole cast is down with some bug.

They said they'd like our help.

Amateurs can't handle something like that.

Well, they said they'd teach us all that stuff.

We're talking about being hosts!

The place is called NOX.

Oh!

That's the place I worked at!

What?!

Oh, my! Well, that speeds things up, doesn't it?

Oh, Sero-chan! It's been so long!

Nice to see you!

I never imagined you'd be working at Spirytus.

I was surprised, too!

I didn't know NOX was one of our regulars!

That's a secret!

Still...

They're absolutely wasted as torturers, aren't they?

Owner, you're drooling.

Say, what do hosts do?

T-Talk?

I'm sure we can just play it by ear.

I see I have no choice!

Now that it's come to this,

I suppose I'll have to give a lecture.

S-Sero-san?!

No, no. It's Seroelle.

Name

Seroelle

Wasn't there some other name you could use?

Well, you'll need to be able to do the bare minimum of waiting on customers.

Think of me as a sweet young lady and practice, practice!

A sweet young lady?

I'm not sure that's...

You're the only one who could...

I'm pretty cute, though!

You have no shame.

Hello? Hurry up and get over here.

R-Right.

Pleased to meet you!

I'm Mike!

My, what an adorable boy you are.

I-I'm Hugh.

My, what an adorable boy you are.

Don't you have any other answers in your repertoire?

Seroelle-san, what's your favorite torture implement?

Hey!

What do you think about Torture Law Article 6, clause 3?

Now, stop that!

Choose topics that are more likely to get a conversation going!

This seems the most likely for lively conversation!

Honestly! You silly torture-brained idiots!

Refrain from talking about torture!

You two can stick to smiling and nodding in conversation!

All right.

Exactly. Good. Making drinks is part of a host's job.

Why'd you make such a strong drink?!

I thought I should take 'em down fast.

Our guests are not meant to be taken down!

Honestly!

All of you are just terrible!

Watch how I do it, okay?!

Should've started with that.

Mike-chan, you're cute!

Really? I bet you say that to everyone.

Yes.

But out of everyone... you're the cutest.

Squee!

Hugh-chan, you said you're a university student, right?

Yes.

I like torture studies,

so I learn about torture methods and the basics of current law...

That's amazing.

I'm sorry. I'm boring you.

Not at all.

I don't understand all the complicated stuff,

but learning what you like...

is fun for me.

Squee!

Sero-san is incredible.

Mind if I have one, too?

Sure.

No better way to do naughty things than to do it with someone beautiful.

Wow...

Wow...

You don't have to be so grossed out! This level of cliché is good!

All right, we're about to open!

All right!

And so...

And then, this is the incredible part...

the princes who had to dive straight into their challenge...

with their handsome faces and rookie enthusiasm, managed to do quite well.

Thanks!

Miss, I can tell you're working really hard!

Business hours have ended for the day.

They drummed up a considerable amount of money.

How?

How'd this happen?

Thank you for today!

You've been such a great help!

And thanks to you, business was very good!

Packed House Bonus

All of you are well-suited to this.

We're all good at listening, so...

If it's the same sort of work, isn't being a host better?

You'd be welcome here!

We prefer torture!

And so, the princes' night passed like a fleeting dream.

Hera-san?

But for it to end after just one time is such a shame.

Host Club Spirytus. That could work.

No, it wouldn't.

I'm so thirsty!

What's this? I've never seen it before!

No idea. It was just sitting here.

Maybe it was left as a snack for us? I'll have some, too!

It's sweet and bitter. What kind of juice is this?

What's this?

This paper...

It's awful

m 0 0 l 130 0 130 50 0 50

I made a fun new drug. Careful not to drink it. -Izua

Oh, that makes sense.

It was one of Izu-san's compounds.

What kind of weird drug is it this time?

Hey.

What?! You've gotten smaller!

How cute!

Wait, why haven't I changed at—Oh, you're so adorable!

Calm down.

Safety First

Let's stay safe today!

But you're just seriously so cute, though!

Ugh! Cut it out! I'm still me on the inside.

What is this? You're so adorable!

I wonder why Sero-san is the only one who's still the same.

It's probably because I drank the prototype for this before.

Maybe I built up some resistance.

Izu-san!

Oh, I get it.

So that's what's going on.

You guys, too?!

All right.

For now, I went and bought a bunch of kids' clothes.

Pick out whatever you like.

So cute!

What's wrong with him?

Sero-san really likes small, cute creatures.

Even you're cute.

Stop it.

What should we do about the rest of our work?

Let's see.

The optics are bad, so let's leave it for now.

Let go! Stop it!

Makes sense.

Hey!

Now! The two of us will do our work just like we always do!

This desk is so tall...

This turned into a real mess, didn't it?

You're acting like it's not your problem.

Since we can't work, should we go home?

Since we have time, we thought we'd organize our paperwork.

Yeah.

You're both such good workers!

Well, if we went back to normal on the way home...

it could be a problem.

That's true.

All this concentrating has made me thirsty.

Mike-chan! What do you want to drink?

And I'm hungry, too.

What should I go and buy for you?

I feel like eating something, too.

Understood!

Anything you like! Just name it!

I'll go and buy it all!

You're scaring me.

What?

But it's so adorable when someone cute is happy!

Are you okay?

Oh, come on! This love is the purest of pure!

No.

GRIND

GRIND

GRIND

GRIND

Infuriating.

With only a child's strength, that doesn't hurt!

I won't forget this.

We're back!

It's such a relief.